Eric Cuntman Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 Mars have just launched a new range of 'vegan chocolate'. Don't get me wrong, I can understand an animal lover, not wanting to eat the flesh of an animal which has been slaughtered and butchered. But the vegan thing just seems to be another excuse for millennials to whine and preach and seek attention. Don't eat meat if you don't want to, but live your life the way you want to and stop trying to force your lunacy on the rest of us. Why avoid milk and eggs? A little fact that vegans seem to be unaware of... Cows explode if you don't milk them. Stupid fucking cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 That's the world we live in now. No doubt the adverts for these ersatz delicacies will be choc-full (geddit?) of homosexuals and mixed-race couples, in order to milk (geddit?) the pink and brown pounds as well as the green pound. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Cows explode if you don't milk them. Stupid fucking cunts. Sounds like the sort of thing that Ratty might be interested in, now that experimenting on human twins is ethically frowned upon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Cows explode if you don't milk them. Stupid fucking cunts. Just like Americans on both counts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: That's the world we live in now. No doubt the adverts for these ersatz delicacies will be choc-full (geddit?) of homosexuals and mixed-race couples, in order to milk (geddit?) the pink and brown pounds as well as the green pound. You’ve gan too far this time Baws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 My sister in law is one of these cunts and she offered me some of this shite,it was fucking horrible and cost a fucking fortune. Gullible cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 26 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Mars have just launched a new range of 'vegan chocolate'. Don't get me wrong, I can understand an animal lover, not wanting to eat the flesh of an animal which has been slaughtered and butchered. But the vegan thing just seems to be another excuse for millennials to whine and preach and seek attention. Don't eat meat if you don't want to, but live your life the way you want to and stop trying to force your lunacy on the rest of us. Why avoid milk and eggs? A little fact that vegans seem to be unaware of... Cows explode if you don't milk them. Stupid fucking cunts. There will be a vaping option available soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 4 minutes ago, Neil said: My sister in law is one of these cunts and she offered me some of this shite,it was fucking horrible and cost a fucking fortune. Gullible cunts According to the Greta Cuntberg ‘Save the planet, Our house is on fire, How dare you! etc.etc.etc.’ mob everyone has to become vegan immediately as part of their list of demands to stop the imminent catastrophe that they keep rabbiting on about. Every one of these fuckers blows out more methane than 10 cows or 1/2 an American after a light snack. So veganists and climate whingerists should stop stinking up the planet and punishing everyone’s fucking earholes. And they can then concentrate on Fucking right off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Mars have just launched a new range of 'vegan chocolate'. Don't get me wrong, I can understand an animal lover, not wanting to eat the flesh of an animal which has been slaughtered and butchered. But the vegan thing just seems to be another excuse for millennials to whine and preach and seek attention. Don't eat meat if you don't want to, but live your life the way you want to and stop trying to force your lunacy on the rest of us. Why avoid milk and eggs? A little fact that vegans seem to be unaware of... Cows explode if you don't milk them. Stupid fucking cunts. I understand that some ISIS cows explode regardless of whether or not they have been milked. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Mars have just launched a new range of 'vegan chocolate'. Don't get me wrong, I can understand an animal lover, not wanting to eat the flesh of an animal which has been slaughtered and butchered. But the vegan thing just seems to be another excuse for millennials to whine and preach and seek attention. Don't eat meat if you don't want to, but live your life the way you want to and stop trying to force your lunacy on the rest of us. Why avoid milk and eggs? A little fact that vegans seem to be unaware of... Cows explode if you don't milk them. Stupid fucking cunts. Dont worry Eric, after five years of veganism, they'll be Ill and a burden on the NHS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Neil said: My sister in law is one of these cunts and she offered me some of this shite,it was fucking horrible and cost a fucking fortune. Gullible cunts I went to a vegan restaurant with a friend for her birthday. It was the single most boring banal fucking gastronomic shitfest I've ever experienced. When I got home I did myself a sausage sarnie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I went to a vegan restaurant with a friend for her birthday. It was the single most boring banal fucking gastronomic shitfest I've ever experienced. When I got home I did myself a sausage sarnie. I bet you did, you fucking disgusting greasy whore. And I bet it didn’t go down your gob hole. It’s not too late to adapt at 58, gyps. Lighten up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 49 minutes ago, Glowworm said: I understand that some ISIS cows explode regardless of whether or not they have been milked. Shamima Begum hasn't exploded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, ©Frank said: I bet you did, you fucking disgusting greasy whore. And I bet it didn’t go down your gob hole. It’s not too late to adapt at 58, gyps. Lighten up. Dead man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I went to a vegan restaurant with a friend for her birthday. It was the single most boring banal fucking gastronomic shitfest I've ever experienced. When I got home I did myself a sausage sarnie. She's a fucking nightmare, carries her own oat milk and other unrecognizable condiments.I stopped socialising with the scatty bint years ago.Last time we were in a gastro pub she spent 10 minutes at the bar asking what was in the dishes and how they were prepared,silly bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Mars have just launched a new range of 'vegan chocolate'. Don't get me wrong, I can understand an animal lover, not wanting to eat the flesh of an animal which has been slaughtered and butchered. But the vegan thing just seems to be another excuse for millennials to whine and preach and seek attention. Don't eat meat if you don't want to, but live your life the way you want to and stop trying to force your lunacy on the rest of us. Why avoid milk and eggs? A little fact that vegans seem to be unaware of... Cows explode if you don't milk them. Stupid fucking cunts. That's why @King Billy has had to remarry so many times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 19 minutes ago, Neil said: She's a fucking nightmare, carries her own oat milk and other unrecognizable condiments.I stopped socialising with the scatty bint years ago.Last time we were in a gastro pub she spent 10 minutes at the bar asking what was in the dishes and how they were prepared,silly bitch You can bet your ass they probably snuck some ground beef or some other animal product into whatever she ended up ordering then laughed their asses off at her as they watched her eating it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 2 hours ago, King Billy said: According to the Greta Cuntberg ‘Save the planet, Our house is on fire, How dare you! etc.etc.etc.’ mob everyone has to become vegan immediately as part of their list of demands to stop the imminent catastrophe that they keep rabbiting on about. Every one of these fuckers blows out more methane than 10 cows or 1/2 an American after a light snack. So veganists and climate whingerists should stop stinking up the planet and punishing everyone’s fucking earholes. And they can then concentrate on Fucking right off! How would like your steak, burnt to a crisp or bloody as hell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 On 13/11/2019 at 20:57, Salty Piss Flap said: You can bet your ass they probably snuck some ground beef or some other animal product into whatever she ended up ordering then laughed their asses off at her as they watched her eating it. Do you have an obsession with donkeys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 8 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said: Do you have an obsession with donkeys? Good Evening Albert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: Good Evening Albert. Good evening Billy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 24 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said: Good evening Billy. Did you watch the football? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Foreskincheese Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 What football? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 29 minutes ago, Foreskincheese said: What football? The 1966 World Cup final. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Foreskincheese Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 I didnt know they were replaying it or i would have taped it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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