Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 2 hours ago, Glowworm said: In heraldry, coats of arms belonging to people born outside of wedlock (also known as bastards) bore a device known as the ‘barre sinister’, a diagonal stripe that ran from the top right of the crest to the bottom left. This is the same direction that the teeth of a single cut file run in. I've heard that. But there are other differing opinions and explanations, too. One is that the name is in reference to the irregular coarseness of the cutting teeth or ridges. Either way, I'm sure that figuring out which one is true would be a real bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 1 hour ago, ratcum said: If that doesn't shut them up, I masturbate furiously after the coffee and petit fours. Just a whisper that the ‘Dainty Fancies’ are on their way gets me stirring down below. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 2 hours ago, Glowworm said: In heraldry, coats of arms belonging to people born outside of wedlock (also known as bastards) bore a device known as the ‘barre sinister’, a diagonal stripe that ran from the top right of the crest to the bottom left. This is the same direction that the teeth of a single cut file run in. What an incredibly interesting and knowledgeable post. If I didn’t know better I’d say those are someone else’s words. https://www.wonkeedonkeetools.co.uk/files/how-did-bastard-files-get-their-name Idiot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 4 minutes ago, Ape said: What an incredibly interesting and knowledgeable post. If I didn’t know better I’d say those are someone else’s words. https://www.wonkeedonkeetools.co.uk/files/how-did-bastard-files-get-their-name Idiot. 🤣😂😛 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 4 hours ago, judgetwi said: Dear oh dear Marjorie, threatening people with violence again. Still, at least you’re picking on cunts who have the ability to run instead of being stuck in wheelchairs and mobility scooters. Small steps Marje. Shut your fucking mouth, Jewdy. I'll deal with you in due course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 17, 2019 Report Share Posted November 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: Shut your fucking mouth, Jewdy. I'll deal with you in due course. No need for all this aggression Marjorie. We are mates after all. Herr Oberst hasn’t converted you has he? What a cunt he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 17, 2019 Report Share Posted November 17, 2019 7 hours ago, judgetwi said: No need for all this aggression Marjorie. We are mates after all. Herr Oberst hasn’t converted you has he? What a cunt he is. Why do you persist in picking on feeble minded cunts such as Marjorie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 17, 2019 Report Share Posted November 17, 2019 10 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Why do you persist in picking on feeble minded cunts such as Marjorie? I’m not picking on anyone. And I don’t think you should be coming on here, or any fucking where else, and describing other people as “feeble minded.” Just my opinion....... or did I get it from the BBC website? Give me some time to think about it and i’ll get back to you and tell you to fuck off. Possibly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 17, 2019 Report Share Posted November 17, 2019 8 minutes ago, judgetwi said: I’m not picking on anyone. And I don’t think you should be coming on here, or any fucking where else, and describing other people as “feeble minded.” Just my opinion....... or did I get it from the BBC website? Give me some time to think about it and i’ll get back to you and tell you to fuck off. Possibly. Did you get out of bed the wrong side this morning Juggles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 17, 2019 Report Share Posted November 17, 2019 15 hours ago, judgetwi said: No need for all this aggression Marjorie. We are mates after all. Herr Oberst hasn’t converted you has he? What a cunt he is. He's been sending me selected pages from Mein Kampf in DM's, Jewdy, and is heavily pushing the idea of a pilgrimage to Bavaria. In fact his last message contained a video of him sporting lederhosen, whilst extolling the virtues of National Socialism from the in-store tannoy in Tesco. He thought it was a Munich beer-hall in 1929, unfortunately store security saw it differently. I knew he was off-key, but I honestly think he's finally lost it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 17, 2019 Report Share Posted November 17, 2019 On 16/11/2019 at 01:12, DrCunt said: Oh puuuurlease! You're kidding yourself. You know you're itching to unload a semi-automatic weapon on a class full of 8 year olds. It's just an easy way to notoriety and a book deal for 30 stone yank high school drop outs like you. Unfortunately, I suspect you'd omit to turn the gun on yourself after you'd gunned down your intellectual superiors. What a horrible little petulant twat you are. A weak insecure stubby/wiz/wolfie idiot rolled into one. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 17, 2019 Report Share Posted November 17, 2019 39 minutes ago, ©Frank said: What a horrible little petulant twat you are. A weak insecure stubby/wiz/wolfie idiot rolled into one. Get off the site now. Fucking idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 17, 2019 Report Share Posted November 17, 2019 21 minutes ago, King Billy said: Get off the site now. Fucking idiot. Shut the fuck up idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 17, 2019 Report Share Posted November 17, 2019 28 minutes ago, King Billy said: Get off the site now. Fucking idiot. Three months ago your new bum chum Marjorie was trying to get you off the fucking site. Grow a fucking pair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 17, 2019 Report Share Posted November 17, 2019 14 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Three months ago your new bum chum Marjorie was trying to get you off the fucking site. Grow a fucking pair. Poor old Pen, reduced to name dropping me in a desperate attempt for attention. You're a dense cunt of monumental proportions, aren't you? I hate to break it to you, but you're ubiquitous to 99.9% of punters, hopefully it's gonna sink in one day. You're finished here... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 17, 2019 Report Share Posted November 17, 2019 20 minutes ago, Glowworm said: . Grow a fucking pair. Coming from you that is pure gold. Perhaps you could give me some advice on how I might do that? How are you getting on on that department yourself? You twisted fucking bollockless hag. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 17, 2019 Report Share Posted November 17, 2019 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Coming from you that is pure gold. Perhaps you could give me some advice on how I might do that? How are you getting on on that department yourself? You twisted fucking bollockless hag. Bill, what the fuck did I do to get banned on Friday night? I was completely wankered and can't remember. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 17, 2019 Report Share Posted November 17, 2019 25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bill, what the fuck did I do to get banned on Friday night? I was completely wankered and can't remember. Sounds like some kind of parasitic brain-eating worm to me, Eric. Stab wounds often lead to a low grade infection or, worse yet, MRSA. Once that has a foothold, requiring regular visits to NHS facilities in the London area, it’s only a matter of time before necrotising fasciitis sets in and takes your face, while leprosy claims your bollocks and Ebola has what’s left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 17, 2019 Report Share Posted November 17, 2019 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Sounds like some kind of parasitic brain-eating worm to me, Eric. The parasitic worm must be more of a fucking retard than our own worm if it thinks there's anything to eat in Eric's skull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted November 17, 2019 Report Share Posted November 17, 2019 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bill, what the fuck did I do to get banned on Friday night? I was completely wankered and can't remember. You posted a video of yourself prancing around wearing nothing but spiked high heels, a bra and a Swastika arm band, shouting in German while masturbating in time to some kind of weird techno music. It was disturbing to say the least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 17, 2019 Report Share Posted November 17, 2019 10 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: You posted a video of yourself prancing around wearing nothing but spiked high heels, a bra and a Swastika arm band, shouting in German while masturbating in time to some kind of weird techno music. It was disturbing to say the least. That's ok then. I thought I might have done something embarrassing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted November 17, 2019 Report Share Posted November 17, 2019 @DrCunt and @judgetwi are one and the same. It's a judgetwat sock account. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 17, 2019 Report Share Posted November 17, 2019 22 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: @DrCunt and @judgetwi are one and the same. It's a judgetwat sock account. How you know this? Do you have proof? Spill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 17, 2019 Report Share Posted November 17, 2019 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: How you know this? Do you have proof? Spill. Of course he doesn’t. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 17, 2019 Report Share Posted November 17, 2019 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bill, what the fuck did I do to get banned on Friday night? I was completely wankered and can't remember. I didn’t know you were banned. I know Dr Cunt went a bit mental and Foreskinshit and Spackmagnet were doin their daft double act bullshit. I did see Roops giving a warning to you about being drunk etc, blah blah. Fucked if I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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