Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted November 17, 2019 Report Share Posted November 17, 2019 1 hour ago, King Billy said: I didn’t know you were banned. I know Dr Cunt went a bit mental and Foreskinshit and Spackmagnet were doin their daft double act bullshit. I did see Roops giving a warning to you about being drunk etc, blah blah. Fucked if I know. Good evening Billy. I trust you have had an enjoyable weekend so far? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 17, 2019 Report Share Posted November 17, 2019 On 16/11/2019 at 15:55, Salty Piss Flap said: Reminds me of a joke... A young, innocent, 16 year old minister's daughter got a part time job working after school at the local hardware store (shop). Her first day on the job, a large, coarse looking man in overalls came in and asked where he could find the files. Trying to be helpful and appear knowledgeable, she asked what type of file he was looking for. "A flat bastard" came the reply. The girl became flustered and embarrassed over hearing such foul language and ran nearly weeping to the store manager. After she told him what had gotten her panties In such a twist, the manager patiently explained to her what a "bastard file" was and apologized to the customer for the confusion. A week or so later, the same man came back into the store and once again told the girl he was looking for a file. "A flat bastard?" she asked with a knowing smile. "No, I want one of those round sons of bitches" he said. Exterminate! Exterminate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted November 17, 2019 Report Share Posted November 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Exterminate! Exterminate! Good evening Ape, how are you. Have you had a good day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 17, 2019 Report Share Posted November 17, 2019 31 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Good evening Ape, how are you. Have you had a good day? Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 17, 2019 Report Share Posted November 17, 2019 7 minutes ago, Ape said: Fuck off. Did your helicopter 🚁 crash? lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 17, 2019 Report Share Posted November 17, 2019 2 hours ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said: Good evening Billy. I trust you have had an enjoyable weekend so far? Good evening Albert. Thank you very much. I’ve had a fine weekend. I hope you have also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted November 17, 2019 Report Share Posted November 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Did your helicopter 🚁 crash? lol. It was struck by a golf ball apparently. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 17, 2019 Report Share Posted November 17, 2019 18 minutes ago, King Billy said: Good evening Albert. Thank you very much. I’ve had a fine weekend. I hope you have also. Are you planning an Orange march soon to create antagonism and general hatred ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 17, 2019 Report Share Posted November 17, 2019 4 hours ago, Erroreptile404 said: @DrCunt and @judgetwi are one and the same. It's a judgetwat sock account. So you're a fucking detective/clairvoyant now then? I'll tell you one thing though, your days here are fucking numbered, cuntchops... Perpetrating acts of animal cruelty is how most killers and deviants start off. Given the rest of the clues you've provided, it's guaran-fuckin-teed you fall into the latter... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 17, 2019 Report Share Posted November 17, 2019 49 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Are you planning an Orange march soon to create antagonism and general hatred ? Yes. Are you planning a gay pride march soon to create a new strain of AIDS and general homosexuality? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Foreskincheese Posted November 17, 2019 Report Share Posted November 17, 2019 17 minutes ago, King Billy said: Yes. Are you planning a gay pride march soon to create a new strain of AIDS and general homosexuality? You are so rude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 17, 2019 Report Share Posted November 17, 2019 23 minutes ago, Foreskincheese said: You are so rude You have the IQ of a Zebra 🦓. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted November 17, 2019 Report Share Posted November 17, 2019 14 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: You have the IQ of a Zebra 🦓. And the Zebra want's it back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Foreskincheese Posted November 17, 2019 Report Share Posted November 17, 2019 20 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: You have the IQ of a Zebra 🦓. You have the i q of a repulsive anal sniffer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 17, 2019 Report Share Posted November 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Are you planning an Orange march soon to create antagonism and general hatred ? Are you planning on auto-erotic asphyxiation with an orange in your mouth, a la Michael Hutchence? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Foreskincheese Posted November 17, 2019 Report Share Posted November 17, 2019 9 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Are you planning on auto-erotic asphyxiation with an orange in your mouth, a la Michael Hutchence? Hehehe pisser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted November 18, 2019 Report Share Posted November 18, 2019 7 hours ago, Glowworm said: It was struck by a golf ball apparently. Would that be an imaginary golf ball? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted November 18, 2019 Report Share Posted November 18, 2019 7 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Are you planning an Orange march soon to create antagonism and general hatred ? My umbrella, bowler and the sash my father wore are in the wardrobe until the marching season starts again next year. NO SURRENDER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted November 18, 2019 Report Share Posted November 18, 2019 4 hours ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said: Would that be an imaginary golf ball? It was an hypothetical golf ball hitting a hypothetical helicopter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted November 18, 2019 Report Share Posted November 18, 2019 4 hours ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said: My umbrella, bowler and the sash my father wore are in the wardrobe until the marching season starts again next year. NO SURRENDER! Your father's "sash" is actually a high viz vest that you father had when he worked as a shunter on British Rail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted November 18, 2019 Report Share Posted November 18, 2019 15 hours ago, Major Cunt said: So you're a fucking detective/clairvoyant now then? I'll tell you one thing though, your days here are fucking numbered, cuntchops... I'm absolutely shitting myself, didn't you say that about about 5 months ago? Major stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 18, 2019 Report Share Posted November 18, 2019 9 hours ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said: My umbrella, bowler and the sash my father wore are in the wardrobe until the marching season starts again next year. NO SURRENDER! Yer grandmaster has a parade planned for the 17th of march at midnight down the falls road ..you'll lead the way..with a drum on yer back n two clashy cymbals on yer knees ...and you've to report how it went Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 18, 2019 Report Share Posted November 18, 2019 49 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: I'm absolutely shitting myself, didn't you say that about about 5 months ago? Major stupid cunt. Good, you should be. There's been several emails flying back and forth between myself @Decimus, and @WILLY SHITTERS, regarding the inane horseshit you smear our sacred pages with. Quit while you're behind... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 18, 2019 Report Share Posted November 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: Good, you should be. There's been several emails flying back and forth between myself @Decimus, and @WILLY SHITTERS, regarding the inane horseshit you smear our sacred pages with. Quit while you're behind... Are you sure major? I though it was just dog shit he collected, the creepy little man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted November 18, 2019 Report Share Posted November 18, 2019 2 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Good, you should be. There's been several emails flying back and forth between myself @Decimus, and @WILLY SHITTERS, regarding the inane horseshit you smear our sacred pages with. Quit while you're behind... Been squealing to "decs' again have we idiot, more likely you picking his sweetcorn,peanuts and shit out of your japs eye again. 'Ooh decs, decs! quick over here decs! look at me decs! Decs! look!'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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