Penny Farthing Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ahahahahahahahahaha! superb! I like you Eric.. not a lot but I do like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 9 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: @Decimus's problems started on the day he was born, when he plopped out of the wrong (rear) opening. Rather than flushing it like most people would've, its mother took pity on it, gave it a name and attempted to raise it like a normal human child. Something that, as we can all so clearly see, just didn't work out. Does your mommy wash herself with a sponge on a stick? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 1 minute ago, Eddie said: Does your mommy wash herself with a sponge on a stick? Don't be a twat, Eddie. She has a fully kitted bio hazard team with life lines attached to a hydraulic pulley system and pressurised backpacks of Dove. He's a Yank, not a fucking Luddite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 16 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: @Decimus's problems started on the day he was born, when he plopped out of the wrong (rear) opening. Rather than flushing it like most people would've, its mother took pity on it, gave it a name and attempted to raise it like a normal human child. Efforts that, as we can all so clearly see, were just wasted time. You go and find your own wanker to criticise and abuse. Lazy Septic cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ahahahahahahahahaha! superb! Well, to be honest, I wish I hadn't done it now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: You go and find your own wanker to criticise and abuse. Lazy Septic cunt. @Decimus is enough of a putrid lump of shit for us both to have fun kicking it around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 15 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Your mother should have flushed. I imagine that if whatever creature you called mother was toilet trained and capable of operating indoor plumbing, "she" would have blocked the whole system with your fat, stillborn carcass. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 Just now, Salty Piss Flap said: @Decimus is enough of a putrid lump of shit for us both to have fun kicking it around. I'm not one for sharing, it's a French thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 Just now, Decimus said: I imagine that if whatever creature you called mother was toilet trained and capable of operating indoor plumbing, "she" would have blocked the whole system with your fat, stillborn carcass. The birth of @Decimus.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 15 minutes ago, Eddie said: Does your mommy wash herself with a sponge on a stick? Being a fucking Yank, it's probably a Victoria sponge with extra whipped cream. Fat cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: I imagine that if whatever creature you called mother 3 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: The birth of @Decimus.... Ah, there she is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: The birth of @Decimus.... If you're going to use GIFs at least put some effort in to find the most suitable ones. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I'm not one for sharing, it's a French thing. Yeah, but you know how we Americans are. We just do what we want to, whether others like it or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 Just now, Decimus said: Ah, there she is. Your dear old mum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 Just now, Salty Piss Flap said: Yeah, but you know how we Americans are. I imagine that he knows, and kicks himself daily that his ancestors rescued you from British domination and won you your independence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: I imagine that if whatever creature you called mother was toilet trained and capable of operating indoor plumbing, "she" would have blocked the whole system with your fat, stillborn carcass. For some reason I imagine salty having a professor clump appearance and his mother looking like the woman from the Tom and Jerry cartoons, feeeeed me Seymour... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 4 minutes ago, Roadkill said: If you're going to use GIFs at least put some effort in to find the most suitable ones. No, that wouldn't do, because it looks like an actual human. Dreck-o is a pile of putrid, stinking shit, just like he's shown in my gif post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: I imagine that he knows, and kicks himself daily that his ancestors rescued you from British domination and won you your independence. Doubtful. We keep their economy going in wine sales alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 All this feuding shit is getting boring now. @Eric Cuntman you're top dog, fix this. Do a nom or something. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 2 hours ago, Glowworm said: Why don't you jump into Strumpshaw Fen you boring repetative shit-stirring fuckwit Pot. Kettle. Black. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 3 minutes ago, Eddie said: For some reason I imagine salty having a professor clump appearance and his mother looking like the woman in the Tom and Gerry cartoons, feeeeed me Seymour... If you wish to insult me, you'll need to find references I'm familiar with. I've no idea who either of those fictional characters are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 4 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: If you wish to insult me, you'll need to find references I'm familiar with. I've no idea who either of those fictional characters are. How do you know professor clump is fictional if you have no idea who he is?, no shit cartoon characters are fictional, that's a given.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: How do you know professor clump is fictional if you have no idea who he is?, no shit cartoon characters are fictional, that's a given.... You know, up until this moment I hadn't even considered the possibility that Salty might be black. I feel sick now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: You know, up until this moment I hadn't even considered the possibility that Salty might be black. I feel sick now. None of his subconsciously homoerotic masculine comparisons to himself have been black, although he could be a race traitor... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 Probably a good idea if some of you drama queens settle down... Strange, someone alludes to the starving to death of underclass children and not peep from anyone. Allude to unproven noncing enabling and the usual virtue signallers switch on the manufactured outrage. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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