'surviving on just £480 a month'

[Penny Farthing]

2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I see one of the sprogs is called Laysie. Its life is mapped out already. 

I hope that sometime in the future she marries Mr Days.

[Guest Salty Piss Flap]

43 minutes ago, Trumpton Bacon said:

Diarrhoea. Might be a problem for fat cunts with a hyper slow metabolism, such as yours.

Doesn't seem to be a problem for your mouth.

[camberwell gypsy]

49 minutes ago, Glowworm said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7776481/Mum-law-slams-GoFundMe-benefits-dad-Ryan-Rodgers-getting-daughter-pregnant-7-times-7-years.html

Actually, naming the kids smacks of being fucking lazy. Their names all end with the sound 'ee'. 

[Stubby Pecker]

2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun

I actually half like the jocks but one sight of that big yellow cunt in the sky is likely to finish them all off

[ratcum]

21 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Is that Archie Andrews in your avatar? 

A fucking ventriloquist act that began on radio. People must've been thick back then. 

can't remember where I got him from Authoritah. He's a cunt of some sort.

[ratcum]

21 hours ago, Roadkill said:

You should do Christmas cards, Ratty.

I used to do a crude photocopied one about 30 odd years ago Killer. It featured a seal being beaten to death, with the exhortation:

"If you can't beat 'em, bash 'em." 

Used to send it to cunts I didn't like

[ratcum]

12 hours ago, Jiggerycock said:

....and those four points alone make for a great 'Arts and Culture' policy too - how do I join?

you're a cunt Jiggly, so you're in!

[Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)]

10 hours ago, Glowworm said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7776481/Mum-law-slams-GoFundMe-benefits-dad-Ryan-Rodgers-getting-daughter-pregnant-7-times-7-years.html

Actually the maths doesn't work. She has seven children, two sets of twins, equals five confinements. The eldest isn't his, so five minus one equals four, so my small brain says he got her pregnant four times. 

[Cunty BigBollox]

42 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said:

Actually the maths doesn't work. She has seven children, two sets of twins, equals five confinements. The eldest isn't his, so five minus one equals four, so my small brain says he got her pregnant four times. 

Excellent. How are you with calculations involving nurses??

[Cunty BigBollox]

18 hours ago, Frank said:

Consider yourself lucky I haven’t yet got my teeth stuck into you, bully boy. Let’s hope MC’s lengthy ban will be a lesson learned. Make me laugh or fuck off. 
 

 

I'm sending you a full length mirror in the post. When it arrives, look at it. You're welcome. Fuck off.

[Witheredscrote]

23 hours ago, Frank said:

Consider yourself lucky I haven’t yet got my teeth stuck into you, bully boy.

 

If I find you in my part of France,  you won't have any teeth to stick into the cunt.

[camberwell gypsy]

12 hours ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said:

Actually the maths doesn't work. She has seven children, two sets of twins, equals five confinements. The eldest isn't his, so five minus one equals four, so my small brain says he got her pregnant four times. 

Thankyou Diane Abbott. 

[Eric Cuntman]

3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Thankyou Diane Abbott. 

Don't be fucking stupid. If the saintly Abbopotamus had been asked to calculate '5 minus 1', she would quite rightly arrive at the number eleventy six.

And anyone who insists that the answer is four, is a misogynistic racist hate criminal. (But only if it's a white man that isn't gay)

[camberwell gypsy]

7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Don't be fucking stupid. If the saintly Abbopotamus had been asked to calculate '5 minus 1', she would quite rightly arrive at the number eleventy six.

And anyone who insists that the answer is four, is a misogynistic racist hate criminal. (But only if it's a white man that isn't gay)

It's not. Its twelvty nine.

Anyway, I'm not voting labour because I dont want 15 million police on our streets. My lead business will suffer. 

[Eric Cuntman]

1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said:

It's not. Its twelvty nine.

Anyway, I'm not voting labour because I dont want 15 million police on our streets. My lead business will suffer. 

You get paid to walk dogs?

[camberwell gypsy]

2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You get paid to walk dogs?

I see what you did there. I'd give you a like but you've got too many. So I'll give one each to Pen and Frank. I'm all for helping the aged and the disabled. 

[camberwell gypsy]

11 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I'm sending you a full length mirror in the post. When it arrives, look at it. You're welcome. Fuck off.

So the mirror will only be 4ft tall? 

[Eric Cuntman]

10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I see what you did there. I'd give you a like but you've got too many. So I'll give one each to Pen and Frank. I'm all for helping the aged and the disabled. 

You can be a right cunt at times.

[camberwell gypsy]

Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

You can be a right cunt at times.

Ooh, you smooth talking bastard. Alright, have a like. 

[Stubby Pecker]

3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

So the mirror will only be 4ft tall? 

With any luck drew with hand deliver said mirror, smash it over @Franks baldy walnut head and stab the stupid fucking cunt to death with the shards

[camberwell gypsy]

9 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

With any luck drew with hand deliver said mirror, smash it over @Franks baldy walnut head and stab the stupid fucking cunt to death with the shards

Frank is like Rasputing. Not as tall. Or with lots of hair. Or beard. But a hard cunt to kill. 

Oh and not a hit with the ladies. 

[ratcum]

Just now, camberwell gypsy said:

Frank is like Rasputing. Not as tall. Or with lots of hair. Or beard. But a hard cunt to kill. 

Oh and not a hit with the ladies. 

he also won't influence world events for the next century

[Stubby Pecker]

9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Frank is like Rasputing. Not as tall. Or with lots of hair. Or beard. But a hard cunt to kill. 

Oh and not a hit with the ladies. 

But he is our greatest love machine- when it comes to bumming rent boys, the fucking poof

lol

[King Billy]

20 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Frank is like Rasputing. Not as tall. Or with lots of hair. Or beard. But a hard cunt to kill. 

Oh and not a hit with the ladies. 

You could have saved yourself a lot of typing there Gypps if you’d just said “Franks a cunt.”

[Eric Cuntman]

1 hour ago, King Billy said:

You could have saved yourself a lot of typing there Gypps if you’d just said “Franks a cunt.”

We all are, frank is a 'lesser cunt' though. I see him as the Peter Ebdon to my Ronnie O'Sullivan. Had his day years ago, and now just a boring cunt that nobody wants to play with.