Eddie Posted December 21, 2019 Report Share Posted December 21, 2019 Over confident, pretentious little cunts, especially the dancing over smiling little fuck heads, I want them all dead, or to be baby sat by Gary glitter.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 21, 2019 Report Share Posted December 21, 2019 14 minutes ago, Eddie said: Over confident, pretentious little cunts, especially the dancing over smiling little fuck heads, I want them all dead, or to be baby sat by Gary glitter.... Don’t forget precocious - they’re always fucking precocious too. Anyway Eddie, as I regard you as a really splendid fellow - really top notch and all that, I was wondering if you’d care to join me for luncheon on the ‘morrow? It really would be super if you could, but obvs I fully understand if you have a prior engagement! Best, Ape. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 21, 2019 Report Share Posted December 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: Don’t forget precocious - they’re always fucking precocious too. Anyway Eddie, as I regard you as a really splendid fellow - really top notch and all that, I was wondering if you’d care to join me for luncheon on the ‘morrow? It really would be super if you could, but obvs I fully understand if you have a prior engagement! Best, Ape. Rice and peas? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 22, 2019 Report Share Posted December 22, 2019 10 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Don’t forget precocious - they’re always fucking precocious too. Anyway Eddie, as I regard you as a really splendid fellow - really top notch and all that, I was wondering if you’d care to join me for luncheon on the ‘morrow? It really would be super if you could, but obvs I fully understand if you have a prior engagement! Best, Ape. Oh golly gosh, can I come too? I simply love a tet a tet over a sweet sherry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 22, 2019 Report Share Posted December 22, 2019 10 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Don’t forget precocious - they’re always fucking precocious too. Anyway Eddie, as I regard you as a really splendid fellow - really top notch and all that, I was wondering if you’d care to join me for luncheon on the ‘morrow? It really would be super if you could, but obvs I fully understand if you have a prior engagement! Best, Ape. He's queering you up. it's a Denis Nilsen sceanario, mark my words! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 22, 2019 Report Share Posted December 22, 2019 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I simply love a tet a tet over a sweet sherry. It's tête-à-tête, you faux-French fuckwit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2019 16 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Don’t forget precocious - they’re always fucking precocious too. Anyway Eddie, as I regard you as a really splendid fellow - really top notch and all that, I was wondering if you’d care to join me for luncheon on the ‘morrow? It really would be super if you could, but obvs I fully understand if you have a prior engagement! Best, Ape. Ape you cunt, I've been sat outside peering through the window for the last 2 hours, I'm on my 4th wank and I'm getting cold, I think I will ring the door bell in a minute.... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 23, 2019 Report Share Posted December 23, 2019 On 21/12/2019 at 22:00, Ape™️ said: Don’t forget precocious - they’re always fucking precocious too. Anyway Eddie, as I regard you as a really splendid fellow - really top notch and all that, I was wondering if you’d care to join me for luncheon on the ‘morrow? It really would be super if you could, but obvs I fully understand if you have a prior engagement! Best, Ape. In this new era of forced "lets all be jolly good chaps and not call each others fucking cunts", why not bring our long suffering WAGs to the CC Xmas party for some wife swapping and mutual fisting? Kind Regards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 23, 2019 Report Share Posted December 23, 2019 55 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: In this new era of forced "lets all be jolly good chaps and not call each others fucking cunts", why not bring our long suffering WAGs to the CC Xmas party for some wife swapping and mutual fisting? Kind Regards What a bloody good idea. Her Highness is gushing down below in anticipation. The Royal gusset hasn’t had a good fisting since Queen Billy got stuck in a lift with Philip and Andrew at Buck House. Best wishes old chap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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