Neil Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 3 hours ago, Frank said: I haven't been myself, MC. I lost Patch last week.. my 11 year-old Dachshund. I can't quite grasp why so much attention is being given to the Harold bod. It appears that one or two regulars have totally lost their shit over this character. Only women and gays own Dachsunds,which one are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 2 hours ago, Frank said: No, I just think it's extraordinary that a grown man who generally comes across as semi-intelligent can be bothered with any of it. Lewy Body? No. Lewis Collins played Bodie. You must be demented. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No. Lewis Collins played Bodie. You must be demented. One of Beercanhead’s finest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 4 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: One of Beercanhead’s finest. Hard cunt in real life. Wanted to quit acting and took SAS selection. Passed with flying colours but wasn't allowed to join the regiment due to his public profile being a security risk. Irony led him to play an SAS captain in 'Who Dares Wins'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No. Lewis Collins played Bodie. You must be demented. great programme. Made Crossroads look like motel based soap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: No. Lewis Collins played Bodie. You must be demented. Eric you might have noticed that I'm about to pick up my game. I'll be doing my first nomination since October 2016... a series of relaxing videos titled 'AMSR with Frank Kleftiko'. I've bought myself a cheap mannequin, high fidelity T3 microphone, incense and wigs. Guests will include members of the board, starting with Ape. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 12 minutes ago, Frank said: Eric you might have noticed that I'm about to pick up my game. I'll be doing my first nomination since October 2016... a series of relaxing videos titled 'AMSR with Frank Kleftiko'. I've bought myself a cheap mannequin, high fidelity T3 microphone, incense and wigs. Guests will include members of the board, starting with Ape. Taking into account the trap provided by the second sentence, it will amount to the same as 'Drive Time With Frank' and 'Rickshaw Karaoke'. I.e. Fuck all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 19 minutes ago, Frank said: Eric you might have noticed that I'm about to pick up my game. I'll be doing my first nomination since October 2016... a series of relaxing videos titled 'AMSR with Frank Kleftiko'. I've bought myself a cheap mannequin, high fidelity T3 microphone, incense and wigs. Guests will include members of the board, starting with Ape. When you say cheap mannequin is it of the inflatable type? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Taking into account the trap provided by the second sentence, it will amount to the same as 'Drive Time With Frank' and 'Rickshaw Karaoke'. I.e. Fuck all. When I penned 'Walnut' on the back of a packet of ten Mayfair, who would have thought cunts on here would be quoting it every other week for the next 6 years? This is my only outlet and it has died a fucking death. Stand by. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 1 minute ago, Frank said: When I penned 'Walnut' on the back of a packet of ten Mayfair, who would have thought cunts on here would be quoting it every other week for the next 6 years? This is my only outlet and it has died a fucking death. Stand by. Find my video you slack cunt. If reminiscing is all you have left, at least put some effort into it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 20 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: When you say cheap mannequin is it of the inflatable type? It's an old hairdressers head and shoulders, Robbo. Without giving it away, the first episode features the Ape.. fabricated from a cut-out of the actor Toby Jones' face, strapped to the head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 3 minutes ago, Frank said: When I penned 'Walnut' on the back of a packet of ten Mayfair, who would have thought cunts on here would be quoting it every other week for the next 6 years? This is my only outlet and it has died a fucking death. Stand by. How was your valentines night Frank? Did you dress the pedalbin up in the lingerie you stole from your neighbours clothes line and share a candlelit readymeal, before falling asleep in a puddle of your own bodily fluids, and waking up hours later crying like the pathetic little bitch you are? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: How was your valentines night Frank? Did you dress the pedalbin up in the lingerie you stole from your neighbours clothes line and share a candlelit readymeal, before falling asleep in a puddle of your own bodily fluids, and waking up hours later crying like the pathetic little bitch you are? Your timing's all over the place, Billy. Breathe and do it again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 7 minutes ago, Frank said: Your timing's all over the place, Billy. Breathe and do it again. Teach me Master. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: No. Lewis Collins played Bodie. You must be demented. What a lovely man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 3 minutes ago, Frank said: What a lovely man. I know where you live. If you don't leave this website, I'll be seeing you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 5 minutes ago, Frank said: What a lovely man. Look up the last photos before his death. Unrecognisable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 4 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I know where you live. If you don't leave this website, I'll be seeing you. Don't be silly OCR. Frank invented that shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Don't be silly OCR. Frank invented that shit. I am repeating the same bollocks he sent to me. The weird, skinny wimp looking cunt that he is. Lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 2 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I am repeating the same bollocks he sent to me. The weird, skinny wimp looking cunt that he is. Lol. That’s more like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Hard cunt in real life. Wanted to quit acting and took SAS selection. Passed with flying colours but wasn't allowed to join the regiment due to his public profile being a security risk. Irony led him to play an SAS captain in 'Who Dares Wins'. Very good. And at the risk of having my arse torn out at a later date by you cunts, a drinking pal and distant relative, the floors of many an alehouse we’ve shared. He got filled in down town a few times though but he could dish it out. An utter minge-magnet but a lovely fella. Got ‘the ale-in!’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 52 minutes ago, Frank said: What a lovely man. He was. I see a bit of you in him, Franco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Frank said: Eric you might have noticed that I'm about to pick up my game. I'll be doing my first nomination since October 2016... a series of relaxing videos titled 'AMSR with Frank Kleftiko'. I've bought myself a cheap mannequin, high fidelity T3 microphone, incense and wigs. Guests will include members of the board, starting with Ape. Mrs C. wept at your latest gift. Don’t let her down again. She took to her bed after your non-appearance on 2/12/20 but the tits enjoyed our popcorn. Make Lazarus weep, F. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Frank said: What a lovely man. Would you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Would you? Big mates with the bold Terry O’Neill back in the day. Saw Terry last year...he’s fucked. I have a feeling you know who he is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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