Neil Posted February 20, 2020 Report Share Posted February 20, 2020 Usually women but some blokes too,cunts deserve to be hit up the arse and suffer a broken spine 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 20, 2020 Report Share Posted February 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Neil said: Usually women but some blokes too,cunts deserve to be hit up the atse and suffer a broken spine Surely you must have disconnected the brake lights on your van Neil? The last thing you need when driving into the woods with a couple of ‘friends’ in the back to drop off is lighting up the whole area. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 20, 2020 Report Share Posted February 20, 2020 13 minutes ago, King Billy said: Surely you must have disconnected the brake lights on your van Neil? The last thing you need when driving into the woods with a couple of ‘friends’ in the back to drop off is lighting up the whole area. Are referring to the possibility that dogging might be a lifestyle choice for Neil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 21, 2020 Report Share Posted February 21, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Surely you must have disconnected the brake lights on your van Neil? The last thing you need when driving into the woods with a couple of ‘friends’ in the back to drop off is lighting up the whole area. Neil keeps a metal detector in the back of the van just in case he has to explain the muddy shovel he has, to the police. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted February 21, 2020 Report Share Posted February 21, 2020 You lucky cunt. Here in Norfolk we have to put up with useless interbred cunts who don't bother indicating at all - probably something to do with webbing getting caught on the indicator stork, or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 21, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Indicator stork Is that the one that signals when a baby is due? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted February 21, 2020 Report Share Posted February 21, 2020 18 minutes ago, Neil said: Is that the one that signals when a baby is due? Perhaps he greased his with stork margarine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 21, 2020 Report Share Posted February 21, 2020 17 hours ago, Neil said: Usually women but some blokes too,cunts deserve to be hit up the atse and suffer a broken spine Women, red lights and a shaft up the arse? I thought this would've been all too familiar, Neil. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 21, 2020 Report Share Posted February 21, 2020 13 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Are referring to the possibility that dogging might be a lifestyle choice for Neil? No. Dumping murdered prostitutes in the River Yare. He won't deny it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 On 20/02/2020 at 21:26, Neil said: Usually women but some blokes too,cunts deserve to be hit up the arse and suffer a broken spine I don’t indicate and I’m not sure my brake lights work. Typical Audi driver...... Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 10 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: I don’t indicate and I’m not sure my brake lights work. Typical Audi driver...... Cunt. vorch sprung dork...spastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 4 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Leave it until the very last second, hit the indicator, jab the brakes sharp, and swing into my drive. You have all that shit, on your skateboard? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 6, 2020 Report Share Posted March 6, 2020 On 04/03/2020 at 01:14, JohnnySaucePants said: as an Audi driver I usually find that cunts who drive German cars are, usually cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 6, 2020 Report Share Posted March 6, 2020 11 minutes ago, Joker said: I usually find that cunts who drive German cars are, usually cunts! And total fucking gullible idiots for believing the reported fuel consumption figures. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 6, 2020 Report Share Posted March 6, 2020 On 20/02/2020 at 21:26, Neil said: Usually women but some blokes too,cunts deserve to be hit up the arse and suffer a broken spine Is that how you snare your victims, Neil? "Sorry love I weren't concentrating" before the chloroform rag comes out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 6, 2020 Report Share Posted March 6, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that how you snare your victims, Neil? "Sorry love I weren't concentrating" before you the chloroform rag comes out. “Hello gorgeous.Do you want a lift? Don’t worry Neil won’t hurt you.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 7, 2020 Report Share Posted March 7, 2020 46 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: There's some truth in this i don"t deny it. Also my girlfriends German, and drives a BMW. A bigger cunt you won't find. Your cock must be absolutely gargantuan JSP. Rispeck blud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 On 07/03/2020 at 00:40, Eric Cuntman said: Your cock must be absolutely gargantuan JSP. Rispeck blud. But the small hands? This shit don't make sense? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 Confucius he say....”Man with rittle hands have velly big cock” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: Confucius he say....”Man with rittle hands have velly big cock” How could Confucius say all these things? He couldn't speak Engrish.........I mean English Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 15 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: How could Confucius say all these things? He couldn't speak Engrish.........I mean English You velly funny rady. ROR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 2 hours ago, King Billy said: Confucius he say....”Man with rittle hands have velly big cock” "Man who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 3 hours ago, King Billy said: Confucius he say Colonavilus splead by sranty eyed yerrow cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 5 hours ago, King Billy said: You velly funny rady. ROR Lacist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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