Guest N/A Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 So the lockdown has brought out the worst in my Neighbours..... two old cunts think it’s their duty to join the nazi police and run the village like a set of Gestapo cunts.... They have policed the playing fields saying someone stood 200m from anyone with their dog is a threat to thier safety...and should be banned from using the field. They have threatened a young lad out exercising with police arrest because it is illegal under their marshal law interpretation of events and police powers.... They have called the Parish Council to clean their footpath with domestos every day so they can walk their dog. They have complained that their food from the village shop isn’t like Waitrose....well fucking get your own food cunts...... hurry up and die. They think they can self isolate for ever...... which is what they are going to have to do. Once we all rotate back to society...they will,pop to the shops one day soon and die..... hopefully alone in a coma.... Fucking horrible old cunts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 6 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: So the lockdown has brought out the worst in my Neighbours..... two old cunts think it’s their duty to join the nazi police and run the village like a set of Gestapo cunts.... They have policed the playing fields saying someone stood 200m from anyone with their dog is a threat to thier safety...and should be banned from using the field. They have threatened a young lad out exercising with police arrest because it is illegal under their marshal law interpretation of events and police powers.... They have called the Parish Council to clean their footpath with domestos every day so they can walk their dog. They have complained that their food from the village shop isn’t like Waitrose....well fucking get your own food cunts...... hurry up and die. They think they can self isolate for ever...... which is what they are going to have to do. Once we all rotate back to society...they will,pop to the shops one day soon and die..... hopefully alone in a coma.... Fucking horrible old cunts... Kick their fucking door in at 4 am and cut their fucking throats. Wear a balaclava and remember to superglue the door shut before you leave. Or just burn them out. Fucking quisling cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Kick their fucking door in at 4 am and cut their fucking throats. Wear a balaclava and remember to superglue the door shut before you leave. Or just burn them out. Fucking quisling cunts. Nah.... just spit in their letter box on the end of their electric gated driveway..... fucking dead cunts... everyone hates them. Christians as well... double hated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Kick their fucking door in at 4 am and cut their fucking throats. Wear a balaclava and remember to superglue the door shut before you leave. Or just burn them out. Fucking quisling cunts. 1 hour ago, Monumental cunt said: Nah.... just spit in their letter box on the end of their electric gated driveway..... fucking dead cunts... everyone hates them. Christians as well... double hated. Perhaps you two bumders should move somewhere else. It can’t be easy having to decide which old Doris you’re going to kick the shit out of next. 😢 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: Perhaps you two bumders should move somewhere else. It can’t be easy having to decide which old Doris you’re going to kick the shit out of next. 😢 After the civil ceremony, we're moving in next door to you.😍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 The new NHS app will have a 'Swastika' hot button, which you can hit if you suspect anyone who hasn't embraced the 'masky, glovey, get-away-from-me future' or a visiting Canadian nipping out for a pint of milk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Kick their fucking door in at 4 am and cut their fucking throats. Wear a balaclava and remember to superglue the door shut before you leave. Or just burn them out. Fucking quisling cunts. Fence sitting poof 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 10 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: So the lockdown has brought out the worst in my Neighbours..... two old cunts think it’s their duty to join the nazi police and run the village like a set of Gestapo cunts.... They have policed the playing fields saying someone stood 200m from anyone with their dog is a threat to thier safety...and should be banned from using the field. They have threatened a young lad out exercising with police arrest because it is illegal under their marshal law interpretation of events and police powers.... They have called the Parish Council to clean their footpath with domestos every day so they can walk their dog. They have complained that their food from the village shop isn’t like Waitrose....well fucking get your own food cunts...... hurry up and die. They think they can self isolate for ever...... which is what they are going to have to do. Once we all rotate back to society...they will,pop to the shops one day soon and die..... hopefully alone in a coma.... Fucking horrible old cunts... They're probably the same cunts who fucking love standing on the fringe of their villages with speed guns and cream their drawers when they clock a motorist doing 32 in a 30 zone, and lose their false teeth yelling into their walkie talkies at the fat bald copper manning the cones further into the village. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 I've always found the best strategy for dealing with fascist neighbours is to arrange for all manner of exciting free gifts to be sent to them from crap mail order companies along with an assortment of tasty pizzas, curries and kebabs ordered using my handy burner phone. Once they've had a few early morning visits from the fire brigade and couple of spot checks from the RSPCA accusing them of cruelty to their dogs, they will quickly wise up to the possibility that they've pissed somebody off and wind their necks in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 1 minute ago, Trucking Funt said: I've always found the best strategy for dealing with fascist neighbours is to arrange for all manner of exciting free gifts to be sent to them from crap mail order companies along with an assortment of tasty pizzas, curries and kebabs ordered using my handy burner phone. Once they've had a few early morning visits from the fire brigade and couple of spot checks from the RSPCA accusing them of cruelty to their dogs, they will quickly wise up to the possibility that they've pissed somebody off and wind their necks in. Or just spray paint PAEDOPHILE on the front of their house in huge letters. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Or just spray paint PAEDOPHILE on the front of their house in huge letters. I save that as a weapon of last resort alongside utterly slanderous allegations posted on facefuck via an untraceable page regarding abuse in children's homes in the 1970s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Or just spray paint PAEDOPHILE on the front of their house in huge letters. Alternatively, accidentally drop a lit match through their letterbox and then desperately try to extinguish it by pouring petrol in after it. AKA "the Mick Philpott defence". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Alternatively, accidentally drop a lit match through their letterbox and then desperately try to extinguish it by pouring petrol in after it. AKA "the Mick Philpott defence". Ah yes! the '8-Ace' Protocol' "Ah luv mah kidz. 'As why I burn 'em!' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 17 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: I save that as a weapon of last resort alongside utterly slanderous allegations posted on facefuck via an untraceable page regarding abuse in children's homes in the 1970s. In the type of neighbourhood you reside painting paediatrician on your front door would be sufficient for you get a hiding and burnt out.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 6 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: In the type of neighbourhood you reside painting paediatrician on your front door would be sufficient for you get a hiding and burnt out.... lol. They're too busy, out shooting corvids. The black ones mainly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 14 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: In the type of neighbourhood you reside painting paediatrician on your front door would be sufficient for you get a hiding and burnt out.... lol. Having podiatrist on a brass plate on your front door would probably get you decapitated by a mad mullah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Or just spray paint PAEDOPHILE on the front of their house in huge letters. Just poke shit through the letterbox. The tinkers did that when someone didn't want their knives sharpened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Just poke shit through the letterbox. The tinkers did that when someone didn't want their knives sharpened. I'd imagine that would be a sure fire way of getting a serious back problem. Who can strangle a mars bar whilst standing on their fucking head? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 11 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: So the lockdown has brought out the worst in my Neighbours..... two old cunts think it’s their duty to join the nazi police and run the village like a set of Gestapo cunts.... They have policed the playing fields saying someone stood 200m from anyone with their dog is a threat to thier safety...and should be banned from using the field. They have threatened a young lad out exercising with police arrest because it is illegal under their marshal law interpretation of events and police powers.... They have called the Parish Council to clean their footpath with domestos every day so they can walk their dog. They have complained that their food from the village shop isn’t like Waitrose....well fucking get your own food cunts...... hurry up and die. They think they can self isolate for ever...... which is what they are going to have to do. Once we all rotate back to society...they will,pop to the shops one day soon and die..... hopefully alone in a coma.... Fucking horrible old cunts... This type can be grouped with another bunch of cunts as mentioned in this excellent nomination.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: They're too busy, out shooting corvids. The black ones mainly. Why're they giving them the easy way out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: In the type of neighbourhood you reside painting paediatrician on your front door would be sufficient for you get a hiding and burnt out.... lol. If that were the case, it would be an improvement on your dog shit ridden alleyway in Macclesfield where daughters get sold to Asian takeaway owners. Large Donna anyone?? Lol! 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Alternatively, accidentally drop a lit match through their letterbox and then desperately try to extinguish it by pouring petrol in after it. AKA "the Mick Philpott defence". Ann Widdecombe had that vile cunt sussed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 2 hours ago, Joker said: Why're they giving them the easy way out? Just becaws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: He lives in Middlewich. 3 letters away from being a cuckoo. I read the midwich cuckoos again recently. John Wyndham's books are timeless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 2 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Just becaws. … yer a Londonerrr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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