Dominic Cummings

[King Billy]

17 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

The bulb headed cunt will probably get a knighthood in the new years honours list. 

He can drive Captain Tom to the palace, unless he’s gone blind by then.

[Penny Farthing]

4 minutes ago, King Billy said:

He can drive Captain Tom to the palace, unless he’s gone blind by then.

Any idea where I can get a braille keyboard and monitor from?

[King Billy]

2 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said:

Any idea where I can get a braille keyboard and monitor from?

The Wuhan wet market.

[Penny Farthing]

15 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

The experimental mined-control at the start of this worked so well that many are now too nervous to go outside, grateful that the government has "put its arms around them": basking in unaffordable security and loth to go back into the big, bad world  To lift the restrictions there has to be a way of letting people know that they're actually quite safe, without admitting that the whole thing was a bit of a damp squib in the first place. Thirty-five thousand-odd dead is obviously sad but, after all, it's only a smallish football crowd. The Oxford vaccine trials are having trouble finding enough sufferers to work with.

Didn't they find you?

[Penny Farthing]

34 minutes ago, King Billy said:

The Wuhan wet market.

Do you know whether they also make a car with a braille steering wheel and windscreen display?

[King Billy]

2 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said:

Do you know whether the also make a car with a braille steering wheel and windscreen display?

Yeah. It’s called a batmobile.

[Roadkill]

5 hours ago, judgetwi said:

First thing I heard on the radio this morning was “anger is growing over the Cummings Affair.” So they’ve given it a name now. So who is getting angry I wonder? Not fucking me or any cunt I know.

How about limp wristed, middle class, sandal wearing, beardy fucking vegan, save the planet, bicycling, tree hugging, latte drinking, Corbyn loving, bum fucking, faux commie, immigrant loving, shit scared of the peacefuls, fucking dumb as  dog shit remoaner cocksuckers?

That was my first thought anyway.

The entire foundation of modern day politics consists of nothing more than false outrage and engineered scandal. Radio 4 were at Whitley Bay yesterday, desperately searching for some cunt to condemn the entire Tory party and declare Communist revolution on the spot, or that they were King in the North or some other shit. Pushing the opinion that its all Cum-boy's fault that we have the highest rate of infection in the country now, because he went to visit his folks, but never outright saying it. They got a few tutting old ladies who said it hadn't changed their overall tactic of staying safe, a puff declaring outrage as usual, and an elderly couple saying the Labour Party were "very nasty people".

After being clearly blue-balled they returned to the studio to announce that Whitley Bay relied entirely on tourist income and would be an apocalyptic wasteland by next year because everyone is staying in and not buying ice cream at the beach. I could walk to Whitley Bay from my house in twenty minutes, its been within walking distance for my entire thirty years of life and I even took my driving lessons there along the seafront. Its been an apocalyptic wasteland for as long as I can remember.

A cunt got caught out breaking his own rules, but because he's in the government everyone is running in circles, flapping their wrists and declaring outrage like he's raped the Queen and shat on her dog. Its fucking insulting is what it is. The lot of them, all of Parliament and the BBC and any cunt stupid enough to fall for the show, need to have their kneecaps drilled and have cat shit shoved into the bleeding holes.

[Bubba C]

On 25/05/2020 at 12:27, Roadkill said:

Stop bullying newbies, Roops.

@JG74 Welcome to the site, mate.

Are you grooming the thick cunt? 

[Roadkill]

1 minute ago, Bubba C said:

Are you grooming the thick cunt? 

Yes. He's going to kill @Witheredscrote for me.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

1 hour ago, King Billy said:

I’m driving down to St. Tropez in my Winnebago to test my hearing is OK. Three weeks should be long enough.

Punker's has ordered 3 CWT of Muslim manure to check his nasal passages.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

2 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Yes. He's going to kill @Witheredscrote for me.

I trust that he's in possession of a feather, then? 

[Eric Cuntman]

3 hours ago, 'eavensabove said:

I live in a relatively small country village, and although there have been 'reports' of 3 deaths no cunt seems to know who has snuffed it. On the other hand, I know of several (including those that I know) that have definitely had/have the disease and all of them 'tried in vain' to get through on the so-called online NHS 111 Emergency web page, where one is asked to put in your post code. They then ask you to list your symptoms, and if you're at the stage where you're coughing like fuck and struggling for breath, the page crashes. Period.  I know of another who has MS and she was advised by her own GP to go directly to hospital, as she too was fighting for breath. She arrived at the hospital to be confronted by barricades and some cunt dressed to the nines in PPE telling her to fuck of back home again and to stay indoors. As to who is getting the so-called ICU beds is beyond me, and even now whilst many are still snuffing it and being refused HNS help, there are empty beds aplenty and the Nightingale facilities have all closed shop.

That the NHS has long been stretched beyond its capacity and capability is sacrosanct, and most GP surgeries throughout the UK are the same. By refusing treatment as is the current case, and with most GPs and hospital specialists giving medical advice & consultations over the phone is saving the NHS time and money. Keeping most people off the roads and working from home is also solving transport and pollution issues in the eyes of our government. 'Social distancing' is social control and it makes for a less problematic race of this country's inhabitants. Give 'em all a track & trace app each and the control has been achieved in the space of 12 months and everything's sorted. Throw in a Covid test each available from Boots for £160+ and we'll go from there: STAY ALERT. SAVE LIVES. SAVE YOUR BREATH.   

There may well have been 3 deaths in the area. Whether they were due to covid you'll probably never know. Could've been a heart attack, a cancer patient, and one who fell down the stairs. You can bet that all of them will be attributed to the imaginary pandemic though. They've got to bump up those figures to justify the introduction of a fascist state. 

I cant believe that people are now accepting news bulletins along the lines of...

'From the middle of June, you may be allowed to meet friends and family in public'

Allowed for fucks sake! Don't forget to wear your yellow armband and have your papers ready.

[White Cunt]

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

'From the middle of June, you may be allowed to meet friends and family in public'

I’m going to text this new option to Mrs WC.

[Hammer of Cunts]

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

There may well have been 3 deaths in the area. Whether they were due to covid you'll probably never know. Could've been a heart attack, a cancer patient, and one who fell down the stairs. You can bet that all of them will be attributed to the imaginary pandemic though. They've got to bump up those figures to justify the introduction of a fascist state. 

I cant believe that people are now accepting news bulletins along the lines of...

'From the middle of June, you may be allowed to meet friends and family in public'

Allowed for fucks sake! Don't forget to wear your yellow armband and have your papers ready.

As far as the media are concerned the area is just "the north" so three deaths doesn't sound so bad.

[PANZER MURPHY]

22 hours ago, Street cleaner said:

Fuk the IRA lol bobby's sand goat burryied in a pencil case lol

Laffin..rather than wondering when yer schools is reopening..it should be closed with nails and planks and ya should be given a refund 

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

[camberwell gypsy]

9 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said:

What are your thoughts on Covid-19 Judge ? @Eric Cuntman .. Everyone I know along with myself knows someone who who thinks that they have had Covid-19,  but none of us know anyone who as actually been diagnosed with it, ended up in hospital and being treated for it or who have died from it.

I haven't, but I have friends who have been dealing with this at the coal face and I've been chatting to them via WhatsApp. One of them is at breaking point. She asked me if I clap on Thursdays. I told her I don't and she said "Good. Dont you fucking dare either". 

 

[camberwell gypsy]

6 hours ago, King Billy said:

I’m driving down to St. Tropez in my Winnebago to test my hearing is OK. Three weeks should be long enough.

Sorry, what did you say? 

[camberwell gypsy]

3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

There may well have been 3 deaths in the area. Whether they were due to covid you'll probably never know. Could've been a heart attack, a cancer patient, and one who fell down the stairs. You can bet that all of them will be attributed to the imaginary pandemic though. They've got to bump up those figures to justify the introduction of a fascist state. 

I cant believe that people are now accepting news bulletins along the lines of...

'From the middle of June, you may be allowed to meet friends and family in public'

Allowed for fucks sake! Don't forget to wear your yellow armband and have your papers ready.

'Suspected covid death' appears to be the one size fits all on death certificates at care homes, at the moment going by what I've been told by those I know in the medical field. 

None by the name of Frank Kleftiko though. 

[Guest 'eavensabove]

3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Don't forget to wear your yellow armband and have your papers ready.

Your status will be governed by the colour of yer face mask. I sure to fuck aint wearing poxy rainbow.  It's either chainmail or nothing, and me papers are bog-standard blue Rizla. 

[King Billy]

4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

There may well have been 3 deaths in the area. Whether they were due to covid you'll probably never know. Could've been a heart attack, a cancer patient, and one who fell down the stairs. You can bet that all of them will be attributed to the imaginary pandemic though. They've got to bump up those figures to justify the introduction of a fascist state. 

I cant believe that people are now accepting news bulletins along the lines of...

'From the middle of June, you may be allowed to meet friends and family in public'

Allowed for fucks sake! Don't forget to wear your yellow armband and have your papers ready.

Apparently in the US some recorded  covid deaths (around 30%) have been tested positive post mortem but include car accident, gunshot and stabbing, and even one cunt who drunk 2 bottles of whiskey in an hour after being tested and told to go home and isolate. This fucking virus bollocks is 99% fake news. It’s being politicised and used to take away freedoms that have taken centuries to win. 

[Witheredscrote]

16 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Apparently in the US some recorded  covid deaths (around 30%) have been tested positive post mortem but include car accident, gunshot and stabbing, and even one cunt who drunk 2 bottles of whiskey in an hour after being tested and told to go home and isolate. This fucking virus bollocks is 99% fake news. It’s being politicised and used to take away freedoms that have taken centuries to win. 

U.S recorded..... who gives a fuck.  30% this, 99% that.  I am only convinced that you are a 100% cunt.  Fuck off.

[King Billy]

48 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

U.S recorded..... who gives a fuck.  30% this, 99% that.  I am only convinced that you are a 100% cunt.  Fuck off.

I don’t like your tone but I’m prepared to overlook your buffoonery on account of you being a weasel fuck frog who knows not what you do.

Fuck off s’il vous plait.

[Penny Farthing]

18 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I haven't, but I have friends who have been dealing with this at the coal face and I've been chatting to them via WhatsApp. One of them is at breaking point. She asked me if I clap on Thursdays. I told her I don't and she said "Good. Dont you fucking dare either". 

 

I have had an answer from someone on the "coalface", he say's that have been patients bought in from outside the area. He say's that opinion is that on its own the virus is normally not lethal but when it get combined with something else things can an do change in a nasty way. Say's that from what he has seen the deaths of people without underlying conditions is not as simple as that. Many of them also happened to have other what would be normally mild infections at the time so they at the time did in effect have other underlying conditions at the time of death.

[camberwell gypsy]

19 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said:

I have had an answer from someone on the "coalface", he say's that have been patients bought in from outside the area. He say's that opinion is that on its own the virus is normally not lethal but when it get combined with something else things can an do change in a nasty way. Say's that from what he has seen the deaths of people without underlying conditions is not as simple as that. Many of them also happened to have other what would be normally mild infections at the time so they at the time did in effect have other underlying conditions at the time of death.

Yes I know. Hopefully this will get people thinking about their own health and that these people who promote 'fat is beautiful' told to fuck off.  I've came across enough patients with DM2 who are basically doing fuck all to alleviate the problem outside of taking their meds for it. Some dont even turn up for their reviews. You're not even allowed to utter the word 'fat' because this may upset the poor loves. 

[Guest Monaco Slim]

JG74 go fuck yourself in the ass you lefty faggot