Eric Cuntman Posted June 17, 2020 Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 8 minutes ago, Rev said: I reckon old Emily's flaps have a piquancy of oven-fresh Bakewell Tart. She needs pinned down to her news desk and throat-fucked. Dustin Hoffman's a cunt. When the phrase, 'old fashioned gentleman' gets bandied about, I tend to think of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 17, 2020 Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 28 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: When the phrase, 'old fashioned gentleman' gets bandied about, I tend to think of you. He wouldn't even wipe his cock on her table cloth. That's the gentleman he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 17, 2020 Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: He wouldn't even wipe his cock on her table cloth. That's the gentleman he is. Yeah, but were you that cunt nurse who ripped open my lacerated thumb and squirted stingy shit in it at Queen Mary's hospital in 1987? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 17, 2020 Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 8 hours ago, Rev said: I reckon old Emily's flaps have a piquancy of oven-fresh Bakewell Tart. She needs pinned down to her news desk and throat-fucked. Dustin Hoffman's a cunt. Rev you northern savage, whats the news in Scotland regarding BLM protests? Do you lot even have any darkies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 17, 2020 Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yeah, but were you that cunt nurse who ripped open my lacerated thumb and squirted stingy shit in it at Queen Mary's hospital in 1987? I wish it was, Eric. I wish it was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 17, 2020 Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 22 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Rev you northern savage, whats the news in Scotland regarding BLM protests? Do you lot even have any darkies? Haven't you heard of the Black Watch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 17, 2020 Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Rev you northern savage, whats the news in Scotland regarding BLM protests? Do you lot even have any darkies? Yeah, they must have em. Have you never watched 'Porridge'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted June 17, 2020 Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 10 hours ago, Rev said: I reckon old Emily's flaps have a piquancy of oven-fresh Bakewell Tart. She needs pinned down to her news desk and throat-fucked. Dustin Hoffman's a cunt. If you don’t get the gig for the voiceover on the M&S Food advert soon Rev, I’m going to write to The Sunday Post on your behalf. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 17, 2020 Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 42 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Yeah, they must have em. Have you never watched 'Porridge'. I didn't know Mr McKay was black Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 17, 2020 Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 23 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I didn't know Mr McKay was black He was part of the Black Watch thoigh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 17, 2020 Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 25 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: He was part of the Black Watch thoigh. Yeah I mentioned them earlier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 17, 2020 Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 3 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Yeah, they must have em. Have you never watched 'Porridge'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 17, 2020 Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: There's an episode where Fletch has to bend him up when he gets too lairy. He says something along the line of "you're bound to have a chip on your shoulder son, ain't you" You can't fucking say that now mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 17, 2020 Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Yeah I mentioned them earlier. How the fuck am I meant to know? Haven't got time to read the whole thread Gypers, I'm flat out. Was it a case of repeat bollocks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 17, 2020 Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 13 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Yeah, they must have em. Have you never watched 'Porridge'. That was a TV programme Marjorie. You’ve done real porridge so why don’t you enlighten us with your personal experiences? I’m all ears mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 10 hours ago, Major Cunt said: There's an episode where Fletch has to bend him up when he gets too lairy. He says something along the line of "you're bound to have a chip on your shoulder son, ain't you" You can't fucking say that now mate. I'm sure some offended cunt will flag that up and it gets removed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 On 31/05/2020 at 08:00, Trucking Funt said: Why this cunt still has a job is beyond me. Section 5 of OFCOM news media broadcasting guidelines: 5.1 News, in whatever form, must be reported with due accuracy and presented with due impartiality. Section 4 of BBC editorial guidelines: The BBC Agreement forbids our output from expressing the opinion of the BBC on current affairs or matters of public policy, other than broadcasting or the provision of online services. The external activities of staff, presenters and others who contribute to our output can also affect the BBC’s reputation for impartiality. Maitlis has worked at the BBC for 15 years including a stint as acting political editor of Newsnight, yet seems to think it's a platform for presenting her political views as being overwhelming public opinion. Incidentally, Guido Fawkes has gone through her entire twatter feed and found that 96.8% of her retweets are critical of the Tories. Sack the ugly leather faced cunt. With every bad report, with every biased news story, with every badly misplaced programme, with every woke, fake, left wing article and interview... the BBC moves further and further away from its audience. So ultimately this ugly fucking slag cunt will be out of work. the licenses fee is becoming less defendable by the hour... hung on her own shitty knickers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 13 hours ago, judgetwi said: That was a TV programme Marjorie. You’ve done real porridge so why don’t you enlighten us with your personal experiences? I’m all ears mate. I anticipated this question Jewdith, and was going to leave a Judgetwat clause. So here it goes. Fuck off. If you're looking to become a prison reformer, read a fucking book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 54 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: I anticipated this question Jewdith, and was going to leave a Judgetwat clause. So here it goes. Fuck off. If you're looking to become a prison reformer, read a fucking book. Is it me or does it seem the the TV news (and the fucking rest) is over saturated with 3 wheelers, Red Sea pedestrians and peaceful's? If a news reporter isn't called Cohen or Abdul I'll be fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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