ChildeHarold Posted July 9, 2020 Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 Born in the storage area of an obscure three generation Asian owned 24 Hour Convenience Store/Cheap Booze Shop, somewhere between the Walkers Roast Chicken Crisps and Vesta Curry with 'Surprise Peas', Rishi soon graduated to the till, idly dreaming "If John Major could do it, one day so can I!" That day has come. But what he didn't realise, as Sajid Javid, an older and more experienced representative of the corner shop knew only too well, was that it would involve having Dominic Cumming's hand right up his arse, scratching away at toytown policies fit only for a revival of the economy of Legoland. Still the surprise peas were nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 9, 2020 Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 Imbecile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 9, 2020 Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 You pathetic fucking idiot. Never post here again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 9, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 44 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You pathetic fucking idiot. Never post here again. The ultimate sign of approval. Thank you. May your God go with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 9, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 45 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You pathetic fucking idiot. Never post here again. 48 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Imbecile. Peace be with you brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 9, 2020 Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said: The ultimate sign of approval. Thank you. May your God go with you. You earn some credit for quoting Dave Allen. But your only real hope of redemption is admitting to being 'Extremecunt', back with a wind-up ID. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 9, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 40 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You earn some credit for quoting Dave Allen. But your only real hope of redemption is admitting to being 'Extremecunt', back with a wind-up ID. You're doing a good job yourself. Actually it was Margarita Pracatan, Dave Allen nicked it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 9, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: Imbecile. That's exactly how Rishi's proud Dad described it, eyes sparkling with £5 notes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 9, 2020 Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 10 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: You're doing a good job yourself. Actually it was Margarita Pracatan, Dave Allen nicked it. Utter bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 9, 2020 Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 9 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: That's exactly how Rishi's proud Dad described it, eyes sparkling with £5 notes. Described what? You incomprehensible fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 9, 2020 Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: Born in the storage area of an obscure three generation Asian owned 24 Hour Convenience Store/Cheap Booze Shop, somewhere between the Walkers Roast Chicken Crisps and Vesta Curry with 'Surprise Peas', Rishi soon graduated to the till, idly dreaming "If John Major could do it, one day so can I!" That day has come. But what he didn't realise, as Sajid Javid, an older and more experienced representative of the corner shop knew only too well, was that it would involve having Dominic Cumming's hand right up his arse, scratching away at toytown policies fit only for a revival of the economy of Legoland. Still the surprise peas were nice. Have you been banned from Waitrose or have you never heard of it ? Buy some aniline and use it regularly like hand sanitiser... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 9, 2020 Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 I think the best course of action is to simply ignore the babbling spastic character that someone is playing here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 9, 2020 Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 18 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I think the best course of action is to simply ignore the babbling spastic character that someone is playing here. Are you still furloughed Ape ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 9, 2020 Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 25 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I think the best course of action is to simply ignore the babbling spastic character that someone is playing here. Good evening pal .. have you done anything interesting today? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 9, 2020 Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 41 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Are you still furloughed Ape ? I was never furloughed, wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 9, 2020 Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Have you been banned from Waitrose or have you never heard of it ? Buy some aniline and use it regularly like hand sanitiser... have you seen that black idiot Kanye dancing a jig for his white masters EoP? I hope other blacks flay the squirrel cheeked traitor alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 9, 2020 Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 10 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I was never furloughed, wanker. being a furloughed wanker has its attractions Ape. Imagine receiving a stipend from the government to squeeze sex pus out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 9, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Have you been banned from Waitrose or have you never heard of it ? Buy some aniline and use it regularly like hand sanitiser... I said toytown not boytown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 9, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Described what? You incomprehensible fucking idiot. Praps yur fick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 9, 2020 Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: Good evening pal .. have you done anything interesting today? You never do, you're too busy posting here you sad cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 9, 2020 Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You never do, you're too busy posting here you sad cunt Did you like my photos of the Jay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 9, 2020 Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 5 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Did you like my photos of the Jay? I'd prefer photos of you taking a bath with a toaster 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 9, 2020 Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: I'd prefer photos of you taking a bath with a toaster That would be silly .. I don't like toast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted July 9, 2020 Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 4 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Born in the storage area of an obscure three generation Asian owned 24 Hour Convenience Store/Cheap Booze Shop, somewhere between the Walkers Roast Chicken Crisps and Vesta Curry with 'Surprise Peas', Rishi soon graduated to the till, idly dreaming "If John Major could do it, one day so can I!" That day has come. But what he didn't realise, as Sajid Javid, an older and more experienced representative of the corner shop knew only too well, was that it would involve having Dominic Cumming's hand right up his arse, scratching away at toytown policies fit only for a revival of the economy of Legoland. Still the surprise peas were nice. Given the dire circumstances, I reckon Rishi is doing a sterling job so far. He's smart practical and motivated. We have had far worse chancellors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 10, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 12 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Given the dire circumstances, I reckon Rishi is doing a sterling job so far. He's smart practical and motivated. We have had far worse chancellors. My whole point is that this giggling Nick Ferrari pin up Tory poster boy is Chancellor by proxy (as is most of the Cabinet to keep Bojo and Dom comfy) and is merely a front man for the real power behind the throne. Why did Javid resign? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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