Decimus Posted May 16, 2023 Report Share Posted May 16, 2023 8 minutes ago, Frank said: Nice pouffe though, eh? What's the thinking behind the seven plug sockets in close proximity? I'm no electrician but I've heard tell of extension leads. It looks like you've been wired up by a Pakistani. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 16, 2023 Report Share Posted May 16, 2023 2 hours ago, Shitpipe Sid said: No. There's no "Once again". I haven't missed a thing. Do you honestly think I'm so stupid? Whilst I might have missed your 'Trotter", having only just arrived here, don't you think I've at least read back a little? So I know full well that a paper-clip clerk from Long Stratton doesn't holiday in Apulia, nor does he even like Spanish guitar. The tiny size of his penis would make rear-entry impossible, and he's allergic to cats. You fucking twat. Naah. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 16, 2023 Report Share Posted May 16, 2023 41 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Use a shoe-horn you derelict. The backs of those mincing loafers are fucked. I cut the ‘walnut’ video in those mincers DC. Probably worth something. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 16, 2023 Report Share Posted May 16, 2023 Just now, Frank said: I cut the ‘walnut’ video in those mincers DC. Probably worth something. Stick it in your family...album! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 16, 2023 Report Share Posted May 16, 2023 19 minutes ago, Frank said: Nice pouffe though, eh? It looks like a leather shank button on a cable knit Arran. I like it. Are you one of the borrowers? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 16, 2023 Report Share Posted May 16, 2023 12 minutes ago, Decimus said: What's the thinking behind the seven plug sockets in close proximity? I'm no electrician but I've heard tell of extension leads. It looks like you've been wired up by a Pakistani. I’ve got on/off switches on my power points. Nice homage to Prince Philip by the way. nothing escapes the quotespotter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 16, 2023 Report Share Posted May 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Frank said: I cut the ‘walnut’ video in those mincers DC. Probably worth something. I never had the pleasure so you’ll have to tell me where that past ‘masterpiece’ is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 16, 2023 Report Share Posted May 16, 2023 11 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I never had the pleasure so you’ll have to tell me where that past ‘masterpiece’ is. ‘Oh Christ. I’ve just watched it. Hendrix on a parlour. Stellar’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 16, 2023 Report Share Posted May 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Naah. Cunt. Just 'cos you're paranoid, doesn't mean that we're not all looking at you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 16, 2023 Report Share Posted May 16, 2023 Just now, Frank said: ‘Oh Christ. I’ve just watched it. Hendrix on a parlour. Stellar’. Frank have you been to a doctor recently? Your ankles seem to vary in size throughout every picture and you tend to prefer shorter trainer socks and low cut shoes, possibly as a subconscious way to avoid discomfort from swelling. Could be a sign of heart or kidney disease. Get checked. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 16, 2023 Report Share Posted May 16, 2023 4 minutes ago, Frank said: ‘Oh Christ. I’ve just watched it. Hendrix on a parlour. Stellar’. Yeah - Hendrix with terminal AIDS, after his hands had been through a mangle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 16, 2023 Report Share Posted May 16, 2023 5 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Could be a sign of heart or kidney disease. Get checked. Which would both have spread upwards from his gangrenous anus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 16, 2023 Report Share Posted May 16, 2023 6 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Frank have you been to a doctor recently? Your ankles seem to vary in size throughout every picture and you tend to prefer shorter trainer socks and low cut shoes, possibly as a subconscious way to avoid discomfort from swelling. Could be a sign of heart or kidney disease. Get checked. Thanks for your concern, RK. I can no longer afford my old private doctor over at the Highgate Practice. Reluctantly I contacted the local surgery several weeks ago but failed to get past the nosey receptionist. Called her a black fucking whore and wished her dead etc… the usual. I’m ready to die. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 16, 2023 Report Share Posted May 16, 2023 10 minutes ago, Frank said: Thanks for your concern, RK. I can no longer afford my old private doctor over at the Highgate Practice. Reluctantly I contacted the local surgery several weeks ago but failed to get past the nosey receptionist. Called her a black fucking whore and wished her dead etc… the usual. I’m ready to die. I seem to recall diagnosing you with a fatal case of queer related Hepatitis C a number of years ago, shortly after you posted a picture of your water balloon pegs in a pair of gladiator sandals. I don't remember receiving any thanks on that particular occasion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 16, 2023 Report Share Posted May 16, 2023 4 minutes ago, Frank said: Called her a black fucking whore and wished her dead etc… the usual. I’m ready to die. You didn't mention her obesity? Public practice receptionists never respect you if you don't call out their obesity on first contact - even over the phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 16, 2023 Report Share Posted May 16, 2023 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: I seem to recall diagnosing you with a fatal case of queer related Hepatitis C a number of years ago, shortly after you posted a picture of your water balloon pegs in a pair of gladiator sandals. I don't remember receiving any thanks on that particular occasion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 16, 2023 Report Share Posted May 16, 2023 21 minutes ago, Frank said: I’m ready to die. You died years ago. It's just that you need to accept what the rest of us know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 16, 2023 Report Share Posted May 16, 2023 5 minutes ago, Roadkill said: You didn't mention her obesity? Public practice receptionists never respect you if you don't call out their obesity on first contact - even over the phone. I might’ve done. I recall sitting through a five minute recorded message about covid and zero tolerance abuse policies before being told I was number 8 in a queue. The last time I queued was at the ABC Pinner in ‘76 to see Jaws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 17, 2023 Report Share Posted May 17, 2023 2 hours ago, Frank said: The last time I queued was at the ABC Pinner in ‘76 to see Jaws. You were 4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 17, 2023 Report Share Posted May 17, 2023 4 hours ago, Frank said: The last time I queued was at the ABC Pinner in ‘76 to see Jaws. Close to being a Harrowing experience then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 17, 2023 Report Share Posted May 17, 2023 7 hours ago, Frank said: The last time I queued was at the ABC Pinner in ‘76 to see Jaws. Nonsense, 84 bronski beat, Birmingham arena, in line waiting for a nosh off Jimmy Somerville. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 17, 2023 Report Share Posted May 17, 2023 7 hours ago, Frank said: The last time I queued was at the ABC Pinner in ‘76 to see Jaws. I can picture you stalking the aisles now, Karen Carpenter limbs contorted into the crab position as you scuttle around looking for a "meal". Your little bullet proudly poking two inches into the air in the rough approximation of a Goblin shark's dorsal fin as you mumble "Der Der...Der Der.... Dadadadadafa didddllleeeeeerrrrrr Da!" in-between mouthfuls of cock. You horrible old poof. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 17, 2023 Report Share Posted May 17, 2023 53 minutes ago, Decimus said: I can picture you stalking the aisles now, Karen Carpenter limbs contorted into the crab position as you scuttle around looking for a "meal". Your little bullet proudly poking two inches into the air in the rough approximation of a Goblin shark's dorsal fin as you mumble "Der Der...Der Der.... Dadadadadafa didddllleeeeeerrrrrr Da!" in-between mouthfuls of cock. You horrible old poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 17, 2023 Report Share Posted May 17, 2023 9 hours ago, Frank said: Thanks for your concern, RK. I can no longer afford my old private doctor over at the Highgate Practice. Reluctantly I contacted the local surgery several weeks ago but failed to get past the nosey receptionist. Called her a black fucking whore and wished her dead etc… the usual. I’m ready to die. @Last Cunt Standing can you zoom in and look at Frank”s right foot and ankle and offer a diagnosis? He’s either had a debilitating historical injury or there appears to be some sort of circulation issues present. How long has he got left? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted May 17, 2023 Report Share Posted May 17, 2023 11 hours ago, Shitpipe Sid said: Just 'cos you're paranoid, doesn't mean that we're not all looking at you. If you had really seen him you would look away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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