Penny Farthing Posted August 25, 2020 Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 23 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: As a "computer programmer" I'm surprised you aren't aware of the three-dot icon on the RH top corner of each post. Why not click on it? I had not noticed it but then I am not an high end computer programmer .. could someone please tell me what Windows and Macs are? Looking through the window I can see that it is raining .. should I wear a mac? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 25, 2020 Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: @Mrs Roops as well as the above, I'm also being automatically logged out without doing a thing. I post something, piss off to play online scrabble for half an hour, and then come back and I have to try and log back in again. And I haven't logged out. The site did it for me. Is there a security issue? Because it seems that I don't have control. I suspect these are just teething problems that admin need to sort out. I haven't tried logging in on my phone for a while but the site was having a total spaz out at the weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 25, 2020 Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I suspect these are just teething problems that admin need to sort out. I haven't tried logging in on my phone for a while but the site was having a total spaz out at the weekend It spazzes out every time I try and log in. It also randomly logs me out without my doing anything. It's fucking shit. I might just try and stay logged in permanently, and be like that black cunt in the 'Thor' films. a fucking Nordic sambo? Ffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 5 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Let's not forget the original schoolboy howler that kicked this off... TBH, I wouldn't even put you in charge of the mouse mat counter at Currys PC World. As you keep repeating, usually in an attempt to have the last word... Walked straight into the baited trap. You really are a fragile fucking idiot, and a bullshit merchant to boot. Marvelous! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 3 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: I had not noticed it but then I am not an high end computer programmer .. could someone please tell me what Windows and Macs are? Looking through the window I can see that it is raining .. should I wear a mac? I'm sure you're quite used to wearing a mac, especially in public parks and toilets! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 On 23/08/2020 at 02:01, camberwell gypsy said: As a footnote: my daughter went to the same swimming class as hers, so I saw her a few times. As well as Leslie Ash's kids. Were the kids using Leslie's lips as a lilo? The trout faced old slag used to be a bit of a sort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 25, 2020 Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 40 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: I'm sure you're quite used to wearing a mac, especially in public parks and toilets! What do you wear on your daily trips to fantasy island? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 25, 2020 Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: On the subject of technical matters. Why can't I log in without being presented with a red screen and told I've fucked something up? This is followed by an Email telling me that I can't make another attempt for 12 minutes, and that 3 failed log in attempts have been made from this postcode. literally every time I try and log in, this happens. It's not me. I'm doing the same thing I've been doing for 4 years, but all of a sudden, this shit. This has only been happening since the update. 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: @Mrs Roops as well as the above, I'm also being automatically logged out without doing a thing. I post something, piss off to play online scrabble for half an hour, and then come back and I have to try and log back in again. And I haven't logged out. The site did it for me. Is there a security issue? Because it seems that I don't have control. Not wishing to alarm but red screen on your device can mean 1/ problem with battery 2/ problem with sim card and 3/ malware infection. Have you been messing with either the battery or sim card recently? Assuming its none of the aforementioned can you recall the error code displayed and/or the precise message given? Its possible your problems are caused by our server synch issues which always seem to surface after a major update, that being so you should clear the data history and cache on your device. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 25, 2020 Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: Walked straight into the baited trap. You really are a fragile fucking idiot, and a bullshit merchant to boot. Marvelous! Oh please. The only thing you're likely to trap is your dick in the hoover nozzle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 25, 2020 Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 2 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Were the kids using Leslie's lips as a lilo? The trout faced old slag used to be a bit of a sort. Already mentioned earlier about her lips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 25, 2020 Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Not wishing to alarm but red screen on your device can mean 1/ problem with battery 2/ problem with sim card and 3/ malware infection. Have you been messing with either the battery or sim card recently? Assuming its none of the aforementioned can you recall the error code displayed and/or the precise message given? Its possible your problems are caused by our server synch issues which always seem to surface after a major update, that being so you should clear the data history and cache on your device. I get that as well. I log in and it says I cant try again for 14 minutes. Usually if I fuck up the log in, it let's me try straight away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 25, 2020 Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 2 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: What do you wear on your daily trips to fantasy island? Wearing a mac in the park could be an accusation of Savilry there, Pen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 25, 2020 Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 4 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Not wishing to alarm but red screen on your device can mean 1/ problem with battery 2/ problem with sim card and 3/ malware infection. Have you been messing with either the battery or sim card recently? Assuming its none of the aforementioned can you recall the error code displayed and/or the precise message given? Its possible your problems are caused by our server synch issues which always seem to surface after a major update, that being so you should clear the data history and cache on your device. Haven't been sodding around with anything, I'll clear the wotsits as you suggested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 5 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Oh please. The only thing you're likely to trap is your dick in the hoover nozzle. Hilarious. You swallowed it though, hook, line and sinker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Wearing a mac in the park could be an accusation of Savilry there, Pen. Hardly... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 56 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Haven't been sodding around with anything, I'll clear the wotsits as you suggested. Just as a precaution Eric, download a copy of Malwarebytes, or Avast. There both free from the play store, and very easy to use mate. You'd be amazed at just how much malicious programs are lurking on some peoples phones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 What you've stated does sound more like a server side error re connection difficulties. I don't know what phone you use, but most come with a few tools for clearing the cache, and search histories ect. If it's running slower than when you bought it, give it a go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 25, 2020 Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 18 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Hilarious. You swallowed it though, hook, line and sinker! Yeah right. The problem with idiots like you is that they think everyone else is as dumb as they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 32 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Yeah right. The problem with idiots like you is that they think everyone else is as dumb as they are. You're jealous, Roops. It's a terrible trait to have, why not distract yourself with the aviation industry, or hedge funds? Whatever floats your boat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 25, 2020 Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 22 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: What you've stated does sound more like a server side error re connection difficulties. I don't know what phone you use, but most come with a few tools for clearing the cache, and search histories ect. If it's running slower than when you bought it, give it a go. You’ll close this place down with your computer talk.. you boring fucking thickster. Worse than Ape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 25, 2020 Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 6 minutes ago, Frank said: You’ll close this place down with your computer talk.. you boring fucking thickster. Worse than Ape. Any progress on my request for you to PM me the address of my mother, dopey? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 5 minutes ago, Frank said: You’ll close this place down with your computer talk.. you boring fucking thickster. Worse than Ape. Then, just like magic, the sites most obsolete punter appears. Why don't you put up another Rocky video, or dance like a Downs Syndrome sufferer on ecstasy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 25, 2020 Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 11 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Then, just like magic, the sites most obsolete punter appears. Why don't you put up another Rocky video, or dance like a Downs Syndrome sufferer on ecstasy? Frank is under some delusion that he’s a cut above the rest of posters on CC, and also that anyone gives a fuck about anything he says. He’s a bizarre freak. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 (edited) 20 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Frank is under some delusion that he’s a cut above the rest of posters on CC, and also that anyone gives a fuck about anything he says. He’s a bizarre freak. He's a narcissist, and quite possibly a psychopath. I'd like to see what he'd score on the Hare psychopathy checklist. The gold standard for testing his ilk. I agree that he's certainly delusional in his thinking. We also have another who's cock-sure that their jib is a cut above the rest. Surely a cunt above the rest is more befitting? Edited August 25, 2020 by Major Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 25, 2020 Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 (edited) 30 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Frank is under some delusion that he’s a cut above the rest of posters on CC, and also that anyone gives a fuck about anything he says. He’s a bizarre freak. Let it go, Ape. I’ve found a rickshaw driver/rider in Westminster who does 80’s karaoke for a tenner a pop. This could be my comeback. Edited August 25, 2020 by Frank Just a thought..trouser twitch. Does your mother have any of her own teeth left? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.