Eric Cuntman Posted September 4, 2020 Report Share Posted September 4, 2020 55 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Who is your avatar? Is it that mad woman who kidnapped that mormon feller back in the 70s? Think Morecambe & Wise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 4, 2020 Report Share Posted September 4, 2020 27 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Think Morecambe & Wise. I don't want to. They were about as funny as Crohn's disease. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 4, 2020 Report Share Posted September 4, 2020 17 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I don't want to. They were about as funny as Crohn's disease. Andre Preview. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 5, 2020 Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 5 hours ago, Frank said: Good on you for heeding my advice and taking your foot off the gas. The fact that Ape and I appear on the board from time to time pretty much sums up the quality. Decimus you're free to post from November 1st. About fucking time, Frank. That sentence needs a judicial review. It'll be good to have the Norfolk one giving you a pasting again. What's the score with the new avatar? Your skiing is fucking terrible, btw. I'm planning a trip to Andorra next year. A beautiful country with great slopes! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 5, 2020 Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 55 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: About fucking time, Frank. That sentence needs a judicial review. It'll be good to have the Norfolk one giving you a pasting again. What's the score with the new avatar? Your skiing is fucking terrible, btw. I'm planning a trip to Andorra next year. A beautiful country with great slopes! He always has Vangelis as an avatar. You'll notice that the Greek lardarse has a particularly piercing and intimidating gaze. This gives Frank a psychological advantage over weaker members from the get-go. I really should have gotten into forensic psychology. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 5, 2020 Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 38 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He always has Vangelis as an avatar. You'll notice that the Greek lardarse has a particularly piercing and intimidating gaze. This gives Frank a psychological advantage over weaker members from the get-go. I really should have gotten into forensic psychology. It's never to late for a change of profession, Eric. If my life's has taught me anything, it's that anything is possible. Go and study a part time degree in psychology mate, I think you've got the aptitude. The bubble thinks he's got a psychological advantage. however, his heads so far up his own arse, he's looking at the back of his dentures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 5, 2020 Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 6 hours ago, Major Cunt said: It's never to late for a change of profession, Eric. If my life's has taught me anything, it's that anything is possible. Go and study a part time degree in psychology mate, I think you've got the aptitude. The bubble thinks he's got a psychological advantage. however, his heads so far up his own arse, he's looking at the back of his dentures. Very true. You might consider booking yourself a part-time course on how not to come across like a thick fucking 1980’s one-liner idiot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 5, 2020 Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Frank said: Very true. You might consider booking yourself a part-time course on how not to come across like a thick fucking 1980’s one-liner idiot. Bit before my time, Frank. It always tickles me when you call me thick as your comebacks revolve around three different insults. Maybe you should heed your own advice... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 5, 2020 Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Major Cunt said: Bit before my time, Frank. It always tickles me when you call me thick as your comebacks revolve around three different insults. Maybe you should heed your own advice... It is what it is. Be honest with yourself MC.. what else can one say or do when dealing with a fucking pot-headed charmless thickster? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 5, 2020 Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 11 minutes ago, Frank said: It is what it is. Be honest with yourself MC.. what else can one say or do when dealing with a fucking pot-headed charmless thickster? Stupid cunt, that's Stubby. Key is under the mat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 5, 2020 Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 15 minutes ago, Frank said: It is what it is. Be honest with yourself MC.. what else can one say or do when dealing with a fucking pot-headed charmless thickster? It's subjective, Francis. Pot, kettle, and black certainly spring to mind though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 5, 2020 Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 9 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Stupid cunt, that's Stubby. Key is under the mat. I think I might attack one of the less popular members this afternoon with a view to garnering those last few likes that’ll take me to the top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 5, 2020 Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 4 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: It's subjective, Francis. Pot, kettle, and black certainly spring to mind though? Have you noticed that I always allow you the last word. Why do you think that is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 5, 2020 Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, Frank said: Have you noticed that I always allow you the last word. Why do you think that is? Because the greasy spoon cafe's been hit hard by social distancing, and you've a lot of time on your hands... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 5, 2020 Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Major Cunt said: Because the greasy spoon cafe's been hit hard by social distancing, and you've a lot of time on your hands... No further questions. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 5, 2020 Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 21 minutes ago, Frank said: I think I might attack one of the less popular members this afternoon with a view to garnering those last few likes that’ll take me to the top. Do it, anything to stop Eric. I am willing to take more than one for the team. I detest the thick necked braggart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 5, 2020 Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 4 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Do it, anything to stop Eric. I am willing to take more than one for the team. I detest the thick necked braggart. I might have to resort to some sort of boating video this afternoon. I don’t have the intellect to topple the man with words alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 5, 2020 Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 40 minutes ago, Frank said: I might have to resort to some sort of boating video this afternoon. I don’t have the intellect to topple the man with words alone. The video won't happen though will it? toppling my arse. I've shit you. And your frog hanger-on. fuck off @Witheredscrote, you duplicitous snide cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 5, 2020 Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 18 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Who is your avatar? Is it that mad woman who kidnapped that mormon feller back in the 70s? You appear to have Kate Bush as your avatar....appropriate as she was mad as a March Hare as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 5, 2020 Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The video won't happen though will it? toppling my arse. I've shit you. And your frog hanger-on. fuck off @Witheredscrote, you duplicitous snide cunt. Take the spindly fucker out of the game, Eric. I wanna see you unleash the Cuntman dragon, and deliver some devastating verbal blows. The frogs more slippery than a lorry load of eels. Degaulle was a cunt too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 5, 2020 Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: You appear to have Kate Bush as your avatar....appropriate as she was mad as a March Hare as well. Its not Kate Bush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 5, 2020 Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 26 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Its not Kate Bush I reminds me of Josie Lawrence who I absolutely adore. I’m fucking warming to you gyps, I really am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 5, 2020 Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 21 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Who is your avatar? Is it that mad woman who kidnapped that mormon feller back in the 70s? Aimi McDonald. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 5, 2020 Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Dawn Chorus said: Aimi McDonald. Yes, fucking gorgeous she was, but had a voice that sounded like a field mouse being raped. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 5, 2020 Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Its not Kate Bush Yes it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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