Old Chap Raasclaat Posted August 31, 2022 Report Share Posted August 31, 2022 On 14/09/2020 at 13:27, Roadkill said: She's also a photographer and has a very fast motorbike. Isn't there a picture of her in a Mercedes or something on here? I bet it's a massive fucking Chelsea tractor @Eddie nicked for her, a motorbike, a petrol burning super camera, and she'll no doubt be strutting around her 6 bedroom house in Wales, wearing that rather nice underwear with the heating blasting out all fucking day this winter... whilst laughing at the poor bastards like @PANZER MURPHY using their tablets and laptops for heat, and eating their own semen for protein. I'm not listening to or believing anymore from this ' Do as I say, not as I Do' woman. It's a fucking disgrace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 31, 2022 Report Share Posted August 31, 2022 10 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Isn't there a picture of her in a Mercedes or something on here? I bet it's a massive fucking Chelsea tractor @Eddie nicked for her, a motorbike, a petrol burning super camera, and she'll no doubt be strutting around her 6 bedroom house in Wales, wearing that rather nice underwear with the heating blasting out all fucking day this winter... whilst laughing at the poor bastards like @PANZER MURPHY using their tablets and laptops for heat, and eating their own semen for protein. I'm not listening to or believing anymore from this ' Do as I say, not as I Do' woman. It's a fucking disgrace. I'm a bit worried here if you're implying you're going to "do as she does" from now on considering your stated perception of what that is. I don't think you'd look as nice in lingerie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 31, 2022 Report Share Posted August 31, 2022 51 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I'm a bit worried here if you're implying you're going to "do as she does" from now on considering your stated perception of what that is. I don't think you'd look as nice in lingerie. Neither will she, now that her head’s just swollen to the size of a space-hopper. Yes, that’s a toy from the 80s that the old people used to have. Before you ask. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 1, 2022 Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Isn't there a picture of her in a Mercedes or something on here? I bet it's a massive fucking Chelsea tractor @Eddie nicked for her, a motorbike, a petrol burning super camera, and she'll no doubt be strutting around her 6 bedroom house in Wales, wearing that rather nice underwear with the heating blasting out all fucking day this winter... whilst laughing at the poor bastards like @PANZER MURPHY using their tablets and laptops for heat, and eating their own semen for protein. I'm not listening to or believing anymore from this ' Do as I say, not as I Do' woman. It's a fucking disgrace. I readily admit to being a poor minstrel chappy baby..unlike all the other tycoons on here living their best lives ever ..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 1, 2022 Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Neither will she, now that her head’s just swollen to the size of a space-hopper. Yes, that’s a toy from the 80s that the old people used to have. Before you ask. I know what a space-hopper is, Eric. My toys were better anyway, apart from that brief period where they decided the fucking yo-yo needed a hip new comeback, so fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 1, 2022 Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Neither will she, now that her head’s just swollen to the size of a space-hopper. Yes, that’s a toy from the 80s that the old people used to have. Before you ask. Space hopper...decadent bazturd..we had to make do with breaking open shotgun cartridges to make cool splodey stuff UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 1, 2022 Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 Just now, PANZER MURPHY said: Space hopper...decadent bazturd..we had to make do with breaking open shotgun cartridges to make cool splodey stuff UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY I'm sure your local Catholic priest would have happily offered you a bounce on his lap Panz... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 1, 2022 Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 He was the one showing us how to turn a pair of jeans and a bottle of nitric n sulphuric acid into cool bangy stuff roady baby..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 1, 2022 Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 7 hours ago, Roadkill said: I'm sure your local Catholic priest would have happily offered you a bounce on his lap Panz... Perhaps we should start a go fund me to put Panzer on the moon. He won't need a spacesuit as there is plenty of space for air in his head. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 1, 2022 Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Neither will she, now that her head’s just swollen to the size of a space-hopper. Yes, that’s a toy from the 80s that the old people used to have. Before you ask. I'd doubt if you'd want to bounce up and down on her head though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 1, 2022 Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 37 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'd doubt if you'd want to bounce up and down on her head though! Is it 'ot where you are? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 1, 2022 Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Penelope Alive said: Is it 'ot where you are? Skooba diving at three. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 1, 2022 Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 10 hours ago, Roadkill said: I know what a space-hopper is, Eric. My toys were better anyway, apart from that brief period where they decided the fucking yo-yo needed a hip new comeback, so fuck off. Your toys were better???? We had air rifles, catapults, crossbows, and white girls that didn’t reject us because the telly said so. You lot were clinging to a hand held Tetris, or deliberately spilling water on your Furbies after midnight. It’s only the fact that you joined Cunts Corner that’s prevented you from being a poof. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 1, 2022 Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 35 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Your toys were better???? We had air rifles, catapults, crossbows, and white girls that didn’t reject us because the telly said so. You lot were clinging to a hand held Tetris, or deliberately spilling water on your Furbies after midnight. It’s only the fact that you joined Cunts Corner that’s prevented you from being a poof. I skinned my Furby. Ever seen a skinned Furby, Eric? Stuff of nightmares. They said I was weird when I did it. That might be true, but at least I knew the truth... Tamagotchis were good, you can't deny that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 1, 2022 Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 34 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Your toys were better???? We had air rifles, catapults, crossbows, and white girls that didn’t reject us because the telly said so. You lot were clinging to a hand held Tetris, or deliberately spilling water on your Furbies after midnight. It’s only the fact that you joined Cunts Corner that’s prevented you from being a poof. An air rifle?, that was luxury, I had a rusty tin can that my parents let me kick down the road, on Sundays, if I'd been a good boy 🥫 Kids today... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 1, 2022 Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 14 minutes ago, cunt said: An air rifle?, that was luxury, I had a rusty tin can that my parents let me kick down the road, on Sundays, if I'd been a good boy 🥫 Kids today... You know @Wolfie is just going to say you played with dog shit, don't you? Why do you keep doing this to yourself? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 1, 2022 Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 43 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I skinned my Furby. Ever seen a skinned Furby, Eric? Stuff of nightmares. They said I was weird when I did it. That might be true, but at least I knew the truth... Tamagotchis were good, you can't deny that. I had one of those tamagotchis. It had a little cross that flashed when it was ill. So you had to give it an injection. I made it OD for fun. If I had a skinned Furbie, I would scavenge the rocket tubes from an action-man helicopter, glue them to the sides of the furbie, paint it silver and call it ‘ED-209’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 1, 2022 Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 1 hour ago, cunt said: An air rifle?, that was luxury, I had a rusty tin can that my parents let me kick down the road, on Sundays, if I'd been a good boy 🥫 Kids today... Rusty tin can? Huh, luxury. We were so poor my dad kicked my mum down the road if she'd been a good girl. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 1, 2022 Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 22 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Rusty tin can? Huh, luxury. We were so poor my dad kicked my mum down the road if she'd been a good girl. Our dad used to cut us in half with a rusty bread knife. As a reward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 1, 2022 Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 21 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Rusty tin can? Huh, luxury. We were so poor my dad kicked my mum down the road if she'd been a good girl. Parents? You fucking snob. All I had was the other orphans in the workhouse and a bowl of rat shit a day... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 1, 2022 Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: Parents? You fucking snob. All I had was the other orphans in the workhouse and a bowl of rat shit a day... Rat shit? Huh luxury...etc...etc.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 1, 2022 Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Rusty tin can? Huh, luxury. We were so poor my dad kicked my mum down the road if she'd been a good girl. I thought that you used to run errands for Mr Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 1, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: We had air rifles, catapults, crossbows, and white girls that didn’t reject us I can see 3 good reasons here why a girl would think it might not be a sensible idea to play hard to get Eric. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 1, 2022 Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 2 hours ago, King Billy said: I can see 3 good reasons here why a girl would think it might not be a sensible idea to play hard to get Eric. Those 80s birds just knew the difference between a thrusting hetero tiger, and a mincing little spazcunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 2, 2022 Report Share Posted September 2, 2022 23 hours ago, Roadkill said: You know @Wolfie is just going to say you played with dog shit, don't you? Why do you keep doing this to yourself? Sometimes the jokes almost write themselves, Killer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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