Penny Farthing Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 23 hours ago, cuntspotter said: .........and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped. The world is a giant parsnip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 Mashed Turkey n sprouts this year bally baby seein as yer toofs are 1700 miles away in a Romanian toothicians office ..may ya choke on a poorly mashed stalk n die with yer tongue stikkin outa yer purple face like a spear PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 3 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Mashed Turkey n sprouts this year bally baby seein as yer toofs are 1700 miles away in a Romanian toothicians office ..may ya choke on a poorly mashed stalk n die with yer tongue stikkin outa yer purple face like a spear PANZERMURPHYBABY https://ibb.co/RBvk5YL My house is up for sale, this thing is my solicitor, I don’t have any confidence.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 6 minutes ago, Eddie said: https://ibb.co/RBvk5YL My house is up for sale, this thing is my solicitor, I don’t have any confidence.... Even that hideous, puce-lipsticked beast could sell a rat infested shed, Ed. You'll be OK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 7 minutes ago, Eddie said: https://ibb.co/RBvk5YL My house is up for sale, this thing is my solicitor, I don’t have any confidence.... Are you sure you haven’t imagined the house sale, and she’s not a hooker you’ve booked in your coke-induced madness? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: Are you sure you haven’t imagined the house sale, and she’s not a hooker you’ve booked in your coke-induced madness? App I’m serious, I am desperate to sell before the bank claims it back and this thing is my only hope https://ibb.co/GWw2Prz not one viewing in over a week! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Are you sure you haven’t imagined the house sale, and she’s not a hooker you’ve booked in your coke-induced madness? I hope he didn't pay more than a fiver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 Just now, Goober said: I hope he didn't pay more than a fiver. The slag wants 8% that’s over 1400 quid, robbing slag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 10 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Are you sure you haven’t imagined the house sale, and she’s not a hooker you’ve booked in your coke-induced madness? Did you see that poor cunt on the news last night, was a 747 pilot for BA a few months ago, now delivering shopping for Tesco. 300 pilots on the scrap heap. What annoyed me even more is the cunt wasn’t even bitter, he enjoyed meeting new people in his new job, god I hate content people, all the time fatty is alive is a day of hell for me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 33 minutes ago, Eddie said: The slag wants 8% that’s over 1400 quid, robbing slag. If you'd offered to pay her half a bag of Werther's originals and a quarter of your BBC she'd have probably snapped your arm off. Pillock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 8 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Are you sure you haven’t imagined the house sale, and she’s not a hooker you’ve booked in your coke-induced madness? ApeTM you do need to realise that all this is nothing more than anonymous people typing words on a screen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 9 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Are you sure you haven’t imagined the house sale, and she’s not a hooker you’ve booked in your coke-induced madness? https://streamable.com/q2h9h8 im only asking 180k, would take an offer, it’s either that or the bank takes it all, ps the bar will be emptied out, and I will shit in the sink. A although this is fattys place I am still going to try and sell it without his knowledge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 5 minutes ago, Eddie said: https://streamable.com/q2h9h8 im only asking 180k, would take an offer, it’s either that or the bank takes it all, ps the bar will be emptied out, and I will shit in the sink. I would like to offer £175k but I am just a cunt typing out these words on a cheap laptop in a back street in Crewe (there are a lot of back streets in Crewe by the way). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 29 minutes ago, Eddie said: https://ibb.co/RBvk5YL My house is up for sale, this thing is my solicitor, I don’t have any confidence.... Eddie Izzard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 7 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I would like to offer £175k but I am just a cunt typing out these words on a cheap laptop in a back street in Crewe (there are a lot of back streets in Crewe by the way). It’s easy for you to poke fun, I cannot pay the mortgage, fatty is contributing nothing, my girlfriend has red hairy legs and Frank is reaching out on the PM, it’s over... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 11 minutes ago, Eddie said: It’s easy for you to poke fun, I cannot pay the mortgage, fatty is contributing nothing, my girlfriend has red hairy legs and Frank is reaching out on the PM, it’s over... You could always hang yourself and your 23 half-caste illegimate children could split the equity. If they clubbed together they could afford at least three bargain buckets. You know what to do. Don't let them down, poor mites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 52 minutes ago, Goober said: I hope he didn't pay more than a fiver. For the coke or the house? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 1 hour ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Mashed Turkey n sprouts this year bally baby seein as yer toofs are 1700 miles away in a Romanian toothicians office ..may ya choke on a poorly mashed stalk n die with yer tongue stikkin outa yer purple face like a spear PANZERMURPHYBABY Shabby, very very shabby. I’d expect better from you if you were someone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Eddie said: Did you see that poor cunt on the news last night, was a 747 pilot for BA a few months ago, now delivering shopping for Tesco. 300 pilots on the scrap heap. What annoyed me even more is the cunt wasn’t even bitter, he enjoyed meeting new people in his new job, god I hate content people, all the time fatty is alive is a day of hell for me. I think the fact that most senior BA skippers who have been ‘let go’ have, on average, about £4m in their pension pots (some an awful lot more) as well as having lived a life of babe fucking, travel and utter debauchery that most men can only dream about, for the past thirty years should explain why the Cunt is not ‘bitter!’ The question that needs asking is, why is the Cunt even bothering to work because I can tell you, he really doesn’t have to. The 747 is obsolete, would you have the same empathy for a chariot maker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 13 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: If you look at his action he walks across his stumps which makes it difficult to bowl him and his timing is immaculate, which makes it difficult to get the LBW. One way to bowl at him is to aim at middle and leg and pack the onside field. This would limit his scoring chances. Warner is now primary a T20 player in the IPL with Hyderbad. Benaud-like insight Gyps...bravo sir. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Benaud-like insight Gyps...bravo sir. Morning Dyslexic. Morning viewers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 2 hours ago, Eddie said: Did you see that poor cunt on the news last night, was a 747 pilot for BA a few months ago, now delivering shopping for Tesco. 300 pilots on the scrap heap. What annoyed me even more is the cunt wasn’t even bitter, he enjoyed meeting new people in his new job, god I hate content people, all the time fatty is alive is a day of hell for me. Airline pilot was the 6th highest paid profession in the UK in 2015. Long haul captains earn in excess of 100k pa. This bloke was not bitter? Away. Sounds like a fucking put up to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 7 hours ago, Eddie said: App I’m serious, I am desperate to sell before the bank claims it back and this thing is my only hope https://ibb.co/GWw2Prz not one viewing in over a week! Isn't that Pauline from Royston Vasey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 7 hours ago, Eddie said: It’s easy for you to poke fun, I cannot pay the mortgage, fatty is contributing nothing, my girlfriend has red hairy legs and Frank is reaching out on the PM, it’s over... Frank has blocked me .. I have no friends only the sea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 58 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Frank has blocked me .. I have no friends only the sea. I have some very sad news, Frank jumped off Blackfriars bridge last night, his wig was last seen floating by the Thames barrier, Maradona, now frank,... proves there must be a god, I hated those two cunts. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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