ChildeHarold Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: It's great when you're mental. Don't become a stranger like Stubby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 On 16/11/2020 at 19:29, ChildeHarold said: You sound (not) like somebody who was around when Des started his career. Here's one you will prob remember Mine's a blue toothbrush/ Your's a pink toothbrush Look that up in your vintage Hallmark LP collection. I sound like somebody who actually bothered to read his obit and found nothing to recommend him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 On 16/11/2020 at 01:01, Eric Cuntman said: Des was half Jewish and half Irish. I quite like an 'Irish Jew', with dumplings of course. Irish background? Well theres a fucking switch. Every cunt crows about being irish. I mean fuck the science about mankind originating from Africa. Seems every cunt on this planet originated from some boghopper a few million years ago. So we did. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Irish background? Well theres a fucking switch. Every cunt crows about being irish. I mean fuck the science about mankind originating from Africa. Seems every cunt on this planet originated from some boghopper a few million years ago. So we did. I was rather amused to read that Republic of Ireland manager Stephen Kenny is in deep shit for trying to "motivate" his players before the match with England by playing them a video filled with anti English propaganda. Rather stupid considering half of his squad are fucking English. I wonder who grassed the Fenian cunt up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 13 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: I was rather amused to read that Republic of Ireland manager Stephen Kenny is in deep shit for trying to "motivate" his players before the match with England by playing them a video filled with anti English propaganda. Rather stupid considering half of his squad are fucking English. I wonder who grassed the Fenian cunt up? In 'Mike Bassett; England manager' the Ireland team were referred to as "The England B team". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: ...the Ireland team were referred to as "The England B team". They'd still beat the Scotland A team ninety-nine times out of a hundred, useless fucking cunts that they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 48 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: They'd still beat the Scotland A team ninety-nine times out of a hundred, useless fucking cunts that they are. I can't believe that they've actually qualified for a tournament for the first time in 23 years. Saying that, they were in a group that contained Cyprus, Kazakhstan and San Marino and still only just scraped through. I'm not sure if you are one of the many homosexuals on this site who isn't overly fond of football. But if you aren't a bender, I can only imagine the frustration you feel as a Jock when, after producing legendary players such as Dalglish, Hansen, Law, Baxter and Mackay, your best player over the last 30 years has been Barry fucking Ferguson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 1 minute ago, Decimus said: I can't believe that they've actually qualified for a tournament for the first time in 23 years. Saying that, they were in a group that contained Cyprus, Kazakhstan and San Marino and still only just scraped through. I'm not sure if you are one of the many homosexuals on this site who isn't overly fond of football. But if you aren't a bender, I can only imagine the frustration you feel as a Jock when, after producing legendary players such as Dalglish, Hansen, Law, Baxter and Mackay, your best player over the last 30 years has been Barry fucking Ferguson. Charlie Nicholas was quite good for the 17 minutes during the 80s that he wasn't in an alcoholic coma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm not sure if you are one of the many homosexuals on this site who isn't overly fond of football. I support a proper football team, no Alice bands in sight, and only the occasional African. They’ll never win fuck all, but then I don’t expect them to. On the plus side, no Delia Smith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Charlie Nicholas was quite good for the 17 minutes during the 80s that he wasn't in an alcoholic coma. My brothers friend saw him in Tenerife nightclub just after he signed for Arsenal. He went up to him and asked why he didn't sign for Millwall. When he didn't give a satisfactory answer, followed him around the club asking him why? In the end he had to get security. Especially after he followed him in the bog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I support a proper football team, no Alice bands in sight, and only the occasional African. They’ll never win fuck all, but then I don’t expect them to. On the plus side, no Delia Smith. I've tried to wheedle this out of you before, to no avail. My money is on Alloa or Queen of the South. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: I support a proper football team, no Alice bands in sight, and only the occasional African. They’ll never win fuck all, but then I don’t expect them to. On the plus side, no Delia Is this a quiz? Alright: Is it Cowdenbeath? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Is this a quiz? Alright: Is it Cowdenbeath? The Blue Brazil. No. 1 minute ago, Decimus said: I've tried to wheedle this out of you before, to no avail. And you never will - but it's not Cowdenbeath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Charlie Nicholas was quite good for the 17 minutes during the 80s that he wasn't in an alcoholic coma. Twenty caps, five goals. What Oli McBurnie wouldn't give for those stats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 Just now, Cuntybaws said: The Blue Brazil. No. And you never will - but it's not Cowdenbeath. My money is still on QotS. To be fair, it doesn't matter to me who it is, you get automatic bonus points for despising both Celtic and Rangers, the cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The Blue Brazil. No. And you never will - but it's not Cowdenbeath. Is it Stenhousemuir? They're hard bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Twenty caps, five goals. What Oli McBurnie wouldn't give for those stats. Some magazine (viz?) Had a section called 'Famous people doing what they dont usually do' and they had a photo of Nicholas scoring a goal for Arsenal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Twenty caps, five goals. What Oli McBurnie wouldn't give for those stats. Raith Rovers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 16 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The Blue Brazil. No. And you never will - but it's not Cowdenbeath. Benburb FC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Benburb FC. Fr. Chewy Louie Fr. Hank Tree? Fr. Hiroshima Twinkie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fr. Chewy Louie Fr. Hank Tree? Fr. Hiroshima Twinkie? What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 5 hours ago, Joker said: I sound like somebody who actually bothered to read his obit and found nothing to recommend him. Try mine out - if you last that long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 27 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fr. Chewy Louie Fr. Hank Tree? Fr. Hiroshima Twinkie? Dick Burn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Dick Burn? Fanny Singe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 25, 2020 Report Share Posted November 25, 2020 On 20/11/2020 at 18:44, ChildeHarold said: Try mine out - if you last that long. I'd simply love to read your obit, where, and when, do you expect it to be published? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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