ChildeHarold Posted December 8, 2020 Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 Alias: Caddyshack Pete. The master of the fluttering cheeky glove peeping out of the designer trouser arse pocket. Now scattered on an immaculately pedicured golf course near you. Was it 30 or 70 golf tournament trophies? The press don't seem to know. But we endured half a life time of his dulcet voice intoning over a barely visible little white ball sending the nation to sleep until hours of snooker tv wallpaper took over. Another load of old balls and more of them, brightly coloured for the children. So the King of the four iron prima donnas is dead. Long live the (next woman?) King. It will be a woman. Won't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 8, 2020 Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 Somebody please upload the clip of Rodney Dangerfield dancing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 8, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Somebody please upload the clip of Rodney Dangerfield dancing. You should read his autobiography it's great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 8, 2020 Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 49 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: You should read his autobiography it's great! Couldn’t use a putter to save his life. Unless it was to swing at an overly amorous bent estate agent trying to sink a short one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 8, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Eddie said: Couldn’t use a putter to save his life. Unless it was to swing at an overly amorous bent estate agent trying to sink a short one... Are you referring to Pete Caddyshack? Peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 8, 2020 Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 31 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Are you referring to Pete Caddyshack? Peasant. Peasant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 8, 2020 Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 14 minutes ago, Eddie said: Peasant? Doesn't this cunt know how rich you pretend to be? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 8, 2020 Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Doesn't this cunt know how rich you pretend to be? Not any more Eric, those days of pretend wealth, pictures of punters cars and the Thai Rolex are a distance memory. I bought a scratch card yesterday for the 1st time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 8, 2020 Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: Not any more Eric, those days of pretend wealth, pictures of punters cars and the Thai Rolex are a distance memory. I bought a scratch card yesterday for the 1st time... I remember. Fake Rolex hanging off the Mercedes badge and a toy helicopter on the bonnet. Glory days... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 8, 2020 Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I remember. Fake Rolex hanging off the Mercedes badge and a toy helicopter on the bonnet. Glory days... I haven’t changed my pants for 4 days Eric. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 8, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Eddie said: Peasant? Sorry I meant Gofer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 8, 2020 Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 9 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Sorry I meant Gofer. Gofer what? I’ve watched tv all day, eaten a family 6 bag of monster munch, Dinner tonight is pasta with a tin of tomato soup tipped over the top so go fuck yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 8, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 17 minutes ago, Eddie said: Gofer what? I’ve watched tv all day, eaten a family 6 bag of monster munch, Dinner tonight is pasta with a tin of tomato soup tipped over the top so go fuck yourself. Sounds great. Add a lungful of Los Angeles smog and it would be perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 8, 2020 Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 15 minutes ago, Eddie said: Gofer what? I’ve watched tv all day, eaten a family 6 bag of monster munch, Dinner tonight is pasta with a tin of tomato soup tipped over the top so go fuck yourself. There won't be much empathy here, Ed. After our brief meeting last week, I am genuinely concerned. Don't hesitate to reach out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 8, 2020 Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 7 minutes ago, Frank said: There won't be much empathy here, Ed. After our brief meeting last week, I am genuinely concerned. Don't hesitate to reach out. After the way you behaved , something I can still not quite believe, I can honestly say I will never ever meet with you again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 8, 2020 Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 7 minutes ago, Frank said: There won't be much empathy here, Ed. After our brief meeting last week, I am genuinely concerned. Don't hesitate to reach out. You are a diamond, Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted December 8, 2020 Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: After the way you behaved , something I can still not quite believe, I can honestly say I will never ever meet with you again. What the hell happened at the Sugarloaf ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 8, 2020 Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 Just now, cuntspotter said: You are a diamond, Frank. Doc: Cuntspotter, I'm terribly sorry, it's bad news I'm afraid.. you have Altzheimer's AND cancer. Spotter: Well, at least I don't have cancer. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 8, 2020 Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 1 minute ago, Weary&Disgusted said: What the hell happened at the Sugarloaf ? I have photos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 8, 2020 Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 3 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: What the hell happened at the Sugarloaf ? Frank sucked off the doorman. It was quite nice actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 8, 2020 Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 2 minutes ago, Frank said: Doc: Cuntspotter, I'm terribly sorry, it's bad news I'm afraid.. you have Altzheimer's AND cancer. Spotter: Well, at least I don't have cancer. Spelling is not your strong hand Is it, Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 8, 2020 Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 (edited) 2 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Spelling is not your strong hand hand Is it, Frank? no no. Edited December 8, 2020 by Frank too slow, spotter. It creeps up like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 8, 2020 Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Frank sucked off the doorman. It was quite nice actually. It’s not illegal anymore Frank....just....try and be discreet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 8, 2020 Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 Frank..... I know you have a drum kit...but...do you own congas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 8, 2020 Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 On 08/12/2020 at 20:34, cuntspotter said: Spelling is not your strong hand Is it, Frank? Frank is correct. Dr Altzheimer used to sit in for Dr Alzheimer when he went on holiday, who coincidentally shared similar names. Unlike @Frank, neither was a remedial fucking oaf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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