ChildeHarold Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 15 hours ago, King Billy said: I quite like Harold Lloyd. 🎶A pair of glasses and a smile🎶 Gay Music Hall. What ever next? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 15 hours ago, Decimus said: He picks up work every now and again. You know those dog fouling stickers that the council sticks up? Harold was the still life model for the steaming pile of fucking shit on them. My modelling career ended when Lord Byron stuck his deformed foot down my trousers. He had a good sense of balance spinning plates at same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 9 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: My modelling career ended when Lord Byron stuck his deformed foot down my trousers. He had a good sense of balance spinning plates at same time. I bet you get your shoes on prescription at Clarkes, don’t you? Or do you still walk with one foot on the pavement and one on the road? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 12 hours ago, King Billy said: I bet you get your shoes on prescription at Clarkes, don’t you? Or do you still walk with one foot on the pavement and one on the road? Excuse me while I scrape the dog shit off my sole. (not arsole) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 On 12/12/2020 at 13:53, ChildeHarold said: I do enjoy laying out my tea parties at my humble dwelling in Regents Park. They're frightfully popular even local big nobs like the US Ambassador drop in. Old Woody J and me like to do the banjo thingy with me perched on his knee strumming to his silken voice echoing round the tree tops "To the Light of the Silvery Moon". But you guessed it. The smashing up at the end always brings the house down and has the paying public in tears. * * quoted from memoirs of the Oldest Chimp at London Zoo and his infamous Tea Parties. (2019 pub Jonathon Ape) You stupid fucking cunt. Just fuck right off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: You stupid fucking cunt. Just fuck right off I've got a feeling this cunt's Prof.B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 14, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 On 11/12/2020 at 21:22, JohnnySaucePants said: Saachi did well though. A two hundred million quid art collection. Better than that though, he managed to sling his yogurt up Nigella Lawson, a goddess in my book. Gave the posh munter a good public slapping for burning his toast too. Sounds like a top man to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 On 12/12/2020 at 14:00, ChildeHarold said: Gay Music Hall. What ever next? Harold Lloyd wasn't gay ! What are you on about ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 4 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Harold Lloyd wasn't gay ! What are you on about ? Come off it. The whole of music hall was gay. How do you think Stanley Baxter got started? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 13 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said: WTF, you cunt, You cunt, youve always been a cunt and always will be cunt. An even bigger cunt than i am, and that's saying something. Cunt. And your point? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 16 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: You stupid fucking cunt. Just fuck right off One lump or two? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 On 11/12/2020 at 18:45, camberwell gypsy said: Yeah, my one is usually towards the back of the field, sometimes with its jockey sitting on his arse at the foot of the last fence. Nearly 17,000 posts like this. Jesus wept. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 10 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Nearly 17,000 posts like this. Jesus wept. What's happened to that tambourine fiddling, student grant cunt Stickers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 12 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Nearly 17,000 posts like this. Jesus wept. Perfect by Marc Jacobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: What's happened to that tambourine fiddling, student grant cunt Stickers? He became Gavin Williamson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 12 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Nearly 17,000 posts like this. Jesus wept. So what's it to you, piss face? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 12 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Nearly 17,000 posts like this. Jesus wept. It says a lot about this dump when the such bleatings get you place on all leaderboards If I were you I’d never log in again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 9 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: He became Gavin Williamson. Woof bark donkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: It says a lot about this dump when the such bleatings get you place on all leaderboards If I were you I’d never log in again I’ve missed you, Stubs. Merry Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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