Dyslexic cnut Posted December 10, 2020 Report Share Posted December 10, 2020 Who has ever, watched the telly and seen a black horse galloping between children on a beach and thought....’Tomorrow morning,I’m sprinting down to the high street to sign my future financial well-being to Lloyds Bank....because “they have always been beside me through life’s ups and downs”’ I watch it and see cunts who need AK47’ing into oblivion via Canary Wharf. They’re all at it, the nerve of these warts on society, spunking millions on ads. You’re cunts, you’re fucking pondlife that need killing. Fuck off with youre horse, meerkat, panda....coffecoloured happy family cunts. DIE...IN PAIN...SLOWLY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 11, 2020 Report Share Posted December 11, 2020 44 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Who has ever, watched the telly and seen a black horse galloping between children on a beach and thought....’Tomorrow morning,I’m sprinting down to the high street to sign my future financial well-being to Lloyds Bank....because “they have always been beside me through life’s ups and downs”’ I watch it and see cunts who need AK47’ing into oblivion via Canary Wharf. They’re all at it, the nerve of these warts on society, spunking millions on ads. You’re cunts, you’re fucking pondlife that need killing. Fuck off with youre horse, meerkat, panda....coffecoloured happy family cunts. DIE...IN PAIN...SLOWLY. There is a demographic group who enjoy a sweaty, adrenaline-rich black stallion racing across a 75 inch telly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 11, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2020 2 minutes ago, White Cunt said: There is a demographic group who enjoy a sweaty, adrenaline-rich black stallion racing across a 75 inch telly. 2 minutes ago, White Cunt said: There is a demographic group who enjoy a sweaty, adrenaline-rich black stallion racing across a 75 inch telly. What next? Guinness? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 11, 2020 Report Share Posted December 11, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: What next? Guinness? Not gay enough. Will satisfy the oirish dross, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 11, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2020 4 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Not gay enough. Will satisfy the oirish dross, though. 5 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Not gay enough. Will satisfy the oirish dross, though. There’s the dichotomy Whito. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 11, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2020 Spunked the nation’s wealth away after paying CEO’s billions but....here’s a horse, gambolling on a beach, next to your semi-clad twelve year old kids...feed me, fucking feed me. Squalid cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 11, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2020 16 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: What next? Guinness? 2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Spunked the nation’s wealth away after paying CEO’s billions but....here’s a horse, gambolling on a beach, next to your semi-clad twelve year old kids...feed me, fucking feed me. Squalid cunts. Standby for @King Billy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 11, 2020 Report Share Posted December 11, 2020 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Spunked the nation’s wealth away after paying CEO’s billions but....here’s a horse, gambolling on a beach, next to your semi-clad twelve year old kids...feed me, fucking feed me. Squalid cunts. Agreed. They are squalid cunts. Still, RBS is worse. Criminals on steroids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 11, 2020 Report Share Posted December 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Who has ever, watched the telly and seen a black horse galloping between children on a beach and thought....’Tomorrow morning,I’m sprinting down to the high street to sign my future financial well-being to Lloyds Bank....because “they have always been beside me through life’s ups and downs”’ I watch it and see cunts who need AK47’ing into oblivion via Canary Wharf. They’re all at it, the nerve of these warts on society, spunking millions on ads. You’re cunts, you’re fucking pondlife that need killing. Fuck off with youre horse, meerkat, panda....coffecoloured happy family cunts. DIE...IN PAIN...SLOWLY. DC this really is a load of fucking rubbish. Are you drunk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 11, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2020 1 minute ago, Frank said: DC this really is a load of fucking rubbish. Are you drunk? This is feasible Francesco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 11, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2020 12 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: This is feasible Francesco. I am right though F? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted December 11, 2020 Report Share Posted December 11, 2020 There's barely a week goes by without one of these shites getting their fingers caught in the till. The whole industry is corrupted and corrupting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 11, 2020 Report Share Posted December 11, 2020 13 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: There's barely a week goes by without one of these shites getting their fingers caught in the till. The whole industry is corrupted and corrupting. A bit like politics, only with better tailoring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 11, 2020 Report Share Posted December 11, 2020 18 hours ago, White Cunt said: There is a demographic group who enjoy a sweaty, adrenaline-rich black stallion racing across a 75 inch telly. Yeah, my one is usually towards the back of the field, sometimes with its jockey sitting on his arse at the foot of the last fence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 11, 2020 Report Share Posted December 11, 2020 The standard of telly ads which used to be something of an art form has fallen through the floor. They often employ baby voiced females or girl skank council estate voices, or deep gruff northern male voices sounding like a worldly wise dustman, on the fucking hard sell. No panache, no sense of humour, no decent theme music, no punchline, no fucking class. Hamlet Cigars, Milk Tray, Dubonnet, Hovis, Cadbury's Flake, Smash Potatos, PG Tips.... let's list the GREAT ADS and shame the present day SHIT. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 11, 2020 Report Share Posted December 11, 2020 10 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: The standard of telly ads which used to be something of an art form has fallen through the floor. They often employ baby voiced females or girl skank council estate voices, or deep gruff northern male voices sounding like a worldly wise dustman, on the fucking hard sell. No panache, no sense of humour, no decent theme music, no punchline, no fucking class. Hamlet Cigars, Milk Tray, Dubonnet, Hovis, Cadbury's Flake, Smash Potatos, PG Tips.... let's list the GREAT ADS and shame the present day SHIT. The worst ad ever for me was the Microsoft one with Mr Jackson, 'The Rapping Teacher'. "Dey call it da remainder, its da number dat remains" no wonder kids can't speak eloquently anymore. Humans being educated by apes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 11, 2020 Report Share Posted December 11, 2020 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The worst ad ever for me was the Microsoft one with Mr Jackson, 'The Rapping Teacher'. "Dey call it da remainder, its da number dat remains" no wonder kids can't speak eloquently anymore. Humans being educated by apes. Initial Teaching Alphabet .. I woz not there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 11, 2020 Report Share Posted December 11, 2020 9 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Saachi did well though. A two hundred million quid art collection. Better than that though, he managed to sling his yogurt up Nigella Lawson, a goddess in my book. You are fucking annoying in my book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 11, 2020 Report Share Posted December 11, 2020 52 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The worst ad ever for me was the Microsoft one with Mr Jackson, 'The Rapping Teacher'. "Dey call it da remainder, its da number dat remains" no wonder kids can't speak eloquently anymore. Humans being educated by apes. The vocational teacher (or anybody else) is dead. Long Live the Careerist. The one who wears a suit, knows how to use a PowerPoint Classroom Board, never has time off, uses the purveyor of meaningless key words like "achieve", "respect", "attendance", bollocking bollocks, all about social control and obedience to the fucking class system - no ideas, no real fucking debate, no shred ownership in society the dead end country. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 11, 2020 Report Share Posted December 11, 2020 21 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Standby for @King Billy I quite like Harold Lloyd. 🎶A pair of glasses and a smile🎶 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 11, 2020 Report Share Posted December 11, 2020 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: The standard of telly ads which used to be something of an art form has fallen through the floor. They often employ baby voiced females or girl skank council estate voices, or deep gruff northern male voices sounding like a worldly wise dustman, on the fucking hard sell. No panache, no sense of humour, no decent theme music, no punchline, no fucking class. Hamlet Cigars, Milk Tray, Dubonnet, Hovis, Cadbury's Flake, Smash Potatos, PG Tips.... let's list the GREAT ADS and shame the present day SHIT. Have you found any work since the PG TIPS adverts were cancelled? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 11, 2020 Report Share Posted December 11, 2020 I usta love the audi one..tell Charles im on my way ...Taxi....80s wide boy waaannkkerr PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 11, 2020 Report Share Posted December 11, 2020 'The worter in merjorka, don't taste like wot it oughta' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 11, 2020 Report Share Posted December 11, 2020 35 minutes ago, King Billy said: Have you found any work since the PG TIPS adverts were cancelled? He picks up work every now and again. You know those dog fouling stickers that the council sticks up? Harold was the still life model for the steaming pile of fucking shit on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 15 hours ago, King Billy said: Have you found any work since the PG TIPS adverts were cancelled? I do enjoy laying out my tea parties at my humble dwelling in Regents Park. They're frightfully popular even local big nobs like the US Ambassador drop in. Old Woody J and me like to do the banjo thingy with me perched on his knee strumming to his silken voice echoing round the tree tops "To the Light of the Silvery Moon". But you guessed it. The smashing up at the end always brings the house down and has the paying public in tears. * * quoted from memoirs of the Oldest Chimp at London Zoo and his infamous Tea Parties. (2019 pub Jonathon Ape) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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