ChildeHarold Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 It's definitely gone down the pan with the dying off of the old guard of believable sympathetic characters and the writing is just mundane. East Enders isn't an alternative because it was shit to start with and full of shouting. Also Londoners were portrayed by writers and the BBC who had no idea of London or Londoners. Very artificial from start. Whereas up until about five years ago Corrie retained a certain authenticity. The one I enjoy is Emmerdale becayse A. There's a lot of it like a regular injection B. It has no pretensions. It's a dream world with characters who driftbin and out with no reason, depth or destiny. It's my daily switch off sedative. I don't know what any of the story lines are, I don't understand any of it and I don't want to know. That's after three months of watching every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 12 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Thread derailment. Reported. Fuck off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 12 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: You’re just the sort of pleb whose Christmas lunch will run simultaneously with some cheap TV soap opera and a male stripper for the women.... lol. He has used his electrical skills to fit windscreen wipers to the screen, to clear the tomato sauce. lol lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 14 hours ago, Lord Cuntingham said: I hate this fucking, crap soap with a hatred that is both uncompromising and untreatable. This , total waste of air time sickens me.The story lines are depressing, the acting is piss poor, but the worst thing is that morbid signature tune that makes Leonard Cohen's songs sound like a merry jingle ! Most of the cast are as pig ugly as the script writers are deluded. 60, long hard years this shits run for, I pray to the great god of the cathode ray tube for a studio explosion that blows the entire cast into chunks. Emmerdale, there's a man's soap. Something beautiful about the love between seth and amos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Liz McDonald in full leopard print slut mode. Cracking tits but a face like a slapped arse. Most male viewers of this dog shite are bent as fuck however so any half fuckable slags go under the radar hold on.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 2 hours ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: Emmerdale, there's a man's soap. Something beautiful about the love between seth and amos. I think you mean "biblical". Are you an anti-Semite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 16 hours ago, Lord Cuntingham said: I hate this fucking, crap soap with a hatred that is both uncompromising and untreatable. This , total waste of air time sickens me.The story lines are depressing, the acting is piss poor, but the worst thing is that morbid signature tune that makes Leonard Cohen's songs sound like a merry jingle ! Most of the cast are as pig ugly as the script writers are deluded. 60, long hard years this shits run for, I pray to the great god of the cathode ray tube for a studio explosion that blows the entire cast into chunks. I heard Bill Roach on radio - he's got something or other out for Christmas - but it's all about past glory. It's shit now. As usual the advertisers have demanded 1/ FEMININE INTEREST STORIES 2/ YOUTH INTEREST to keep the telly advertising money rolling in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 Just now, ChildeHarold said: I think you mean "biblical". Are you an anti-Semite? No i meant beautiful, that plane crash is still haunting my dreams all these years on. And no I'm not an anti semite you asked me this, I'd hate to be in the same bracket as jeremy corb-mong. Who ironically would have definitely supported seth and amos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 6 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: No i meant beautiful, that plane crash is still haunting my dreams all these years on. And no I'm not an anti semite you asked me this, I'd hate to be in the same bracket as jeremy corb-mong. Who ironically would have definitely supported seth and amos You need a real life plane crash of your very own in 2021 to expunge the fictitious Corrie one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 15 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Cracking tits but a face like a slapped arse. Most male viewers of this dog shite are bent as fuck however so any half fuckable slags go under the radar hold on.... One of the most appalling acts of artistic licence I have ever goggled at. My eyelids are nearly as red as that fucking leotard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 5 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: One of the most appalling acts of artistic licence I have ever goggled at. My eyelids are nearly as red as that fucking leotard. You'd be straight up that bald clam like a rat up a drainpipe and pumping your single barrelled yogurt rifle until yer filthy spaff shot out of her equine size nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 29 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You'd be straight up that bald clam like a rat up a drainpipe and pumping your single barrelled yogurt rifle until yer filthy spaff shot out of her equine size nose. I won't sleep tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: You need a real life plane crash of your very own in 2021 to expunge the fictitious Corrie one. You want me to die in a plane crash? Thats a bit dramatic surely. How about i just crash a helicopter into your house if so, evens the score like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Cracking tits but a face like a slapped arse. Most male viewers of this dog shite are bent as fuck however so any half fuckable slags go under the radar hold on.... I'd smash that in half, my blue veined custard chucker would be poking out her back after ten stellas and I'm not even sorry in the slightest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 2 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: I'd smash that in half, my blue veined custard chucker would be poking out her back after ten stellas and I'm not even sorry in the slightest. She doesn’t look like that now. She was in that jungle/castle/celeb thing. The skank is half dead and minging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: She doesn’t look like that now. She was in that jungle/castle/celeb thing. The skank is half dead and minging. She doesn't look like that now eh, enter the ten stellas.. And i probably still would anyway, there all pink in the middle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 27 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: I'd smash that in half, my blue veined custard chucker would be poking out her back after ten stellas and I'm not even sorry in the slightest. Abso-fuckin-lutely. When it comes to women that I'd like to fuck, I tend to adopt the same mindset as ordering steak in a restaurant. If it's black, send it back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Cracking tits but a face like a slapped arse. Most male viewers of this dog shite are bent as fuck however so any half fuckable slags go under the radar hold on.... Photo shop at it's finest,those gnashers would get nowhere near my old boy,If i'd wanted to be circumcised it'd be under anaesthetic not by her potruding choppers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 51 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: You want me to die in a plane crash? Thats a bit dramatic surely. How about i just crash a helicopter into your house if so, evens the score like How about this? Land the helicopter on the side of a hill. Keep the rotor going. Get out and walk up the hill. What a headache! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: I'd smash that in half, my blue veined custard chucker would be poking out her back after ten stellas and I'm not even sorry in the slightest. I pity the ten Stellas you rounded up from the phone book on Grindr. Edited December 22, 2020 by ChildeHarold spelling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Cracking tits but a face like a slapped arse. Most male viewers of this dog shite are bent as fuck however so any half fuckable slags go under the radar hold on.... I bet the fanny on that is like a rotten whelk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 33 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I pity the ten Stellas you rounded up from the phone book on Grindr. So you know your way around grinder app then old son, whoever would have though eh. Knew you was a horses hoof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 22 minutes ago, Goober said: I bet the fanny on that is like a rotten whelk. I'm guessing its her hideous bonce photo shopped onto some Asian street meat in Thailand or some other hive of filth and AIDs. I wonder if old Bev has seen this picture- she'd probably try to pass it off as gen. As for the rotting shellfish of a fanny I'd wager that would be the least of your worries old bean- if this is Thailand, there's possibly a cock stashed down there an' all. Ask @Frank for further details on all things lady-boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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