Witheredscrote Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 What a fucking shithole, and now for the first time in its existence, top of something. Yes, Covid infections. How I'm glad that the channel crossings are shut. The BBC were interviewing the natives, and it became obvious that the local schools were bombed in 1941, and never rebuilt. By looking at a unmasked family outside their council house, the only dentist in town had succumbed to the virus, their tattooist is drinking on the job, and dad has his hair styled by Bert's Garage, using Duckhams 20/40 oil. They went on to talk to another local, who spoke 'pidgin' English, and only needed to be holding an assegai & nguni, and the picture would be complete. What a bunch of scuzzy cunts. Fuck off and vivre. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eddie Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 6 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: What a fucking shithole, and now for the first time in its existence, top of something. Yes, Covid infections. How I'm glad that the channel crossings are shut. The BBC were interviewing the natives, and it became obvious that the local schools were bombed in 1941, and never rebuilt. By looking at a unmasked family outside their council house, the only dentist in town had succumbed to the virus, their tattooist is drinking on the job, and dad has his hair styled by Bert's Garage, using Duckhams 20/40 oil. They went on to talk to another local, who spoke 'pidgin' English, and only needed to be holding an assegai & nguni, and the picture would be complete. What a bunch of scuzzy cunts. Fuck off and vivre. Could be worse.... https://ibb.co/gmJ7whq Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 7 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: How I'm glad that the channel crossings are shut. They aren't fucking shut though are they?, thanks to your Froggy border control taking back handers, sleeping on the job and generally performing as any shrugging shouldered Francophile would. Fuck off and haven't you got sheep carcasses to burn. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 8 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: What a fucking shithole, and now for the first time in its existence, top of something. Yes, Covid infections. How I'm glad that the channel crossings are shut. The BBC were interviewing the natives, and it became obvious that the local schools were bombed in 1941, and never rebuilt. By looking at a unmasked family outside their council house, the only dentist in town had succumbed to the virus, their tattooist is drinking on the job, and dad has his hair styled by Bert's Garage, using Duckhams 20/40 oil. They went on to talk to another local, who spoke 'pidgin' English, and only needed to be holding an assegai & nguni, and the picture would be complete. What a bunch of scuzzy cunts. Fuck off and vivre. Good morning. We are having a goose for christmas dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 Could be worse, could be basildump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 5 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: They aren't fucking shut though are they?, thanks to your Froggy border control taking back handers, sleeping on the job and generally performing as any shrugging shouldered Francophile would. Fuck off and haven't you got sheep carcasses to burn. Surly: "Fuck off and haven't you got sheep carcasses to bum" ? *avian flu making his usual sexual partners/rape victims unavailable of course 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 14 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: What a fucking shithole, and now for the first time in its existence, top of something. Yes, Covid infections. How I'm glad that the channel crossings are shut. The BBC were interviewing the natives, and it became obvious that the local schools were bombed in 1941, and never rebuilt. By looking at a unmasked family outside their council house, the only dentist in town had succumbed to the virus, their tattooist is drinking on the job, and dad has his hair styled by Bert's Garage, using Duckhams 20/40 oil. They went on to talk to another local, who spoke 'pidgin' English, and only needed to be holding an assegai & nguni, and the picture would be complete. What a bunch of scuzzy cunts. Fuck off and vivre. I knew a family who won 2 million on the lottery and the first thing they did was buy a house somewhere near Dover and decamped from London to there. It felt very odd and strange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: I knew a family who won 2 million on the lottery and the first thing they did was buy a house somewhere near Dover and decamped from London to there. It felt very odd and strange. and? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 7 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: and? Fuck off you dirty foreigner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I knew a family who won 2 million on the lottery and the first thing they did was buy a house somewhere near Dover and decamped from London to there. It felt very odd and strange. If I knew you the last fucking thing I would do is tell you where I lived. Is it possible they told you Dover while fucking off to somewhere completely different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 22 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: If I knew you the last fucking thing I would do is tell you where I lived. Is it possible they told you Dover while fucking off to somewhere completely different. No they were itinerant caravan type people with low cultural and environmental horizons. Then, Hastings, as explained to me by an immigrant oldie from N. I. on the bleak pierless seafront, is very heaven. I think the whole south coast from Eastbourne to Ramsgate is a shit hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: and? Why not the Spanish Costas? 22 C today in Murcia, sunny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 23 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Good morning. We are having a goose for christmas dinner. I'm having bat. As they say, a billion chinks can't be wrong. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I'm having bat. As they say, a billion chinks can't be wrong. You stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 8 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: You stupid fucking cunt. If you and Dawn Chorus are having goose I think it tells you all you need to know about those people. Have you two formed a Christmas bubble and got a sharing platter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 25 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: If you and Dawn Chorus are having goose I think it tells you all you need to know about those people. Have you two formed a Christmas bubble and got a sharing platter? My geese are not for eating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 On 21/12/2020 at 23:09, Witheredscrote said: What a fucking shithole, and now for the first time in its existence, top of something. Yes, Covid infections. How I'm glad that the channel crossings are shut. The BBC were interviewing the natives, and it became obvious that the local schools were bombed in 1941, and never rebuilt. By looking at a unmasked family outside their council house, the only dentist in town had succumbed to the virus, their tattooist is drinking on the job, and dad has his hair styled by Bert's Garage, using Duckhams 20/40 oil. They went on to talk to another local, who spoke 'pidgin' English, and only needed to be holding an assegai & nguni, and the picture would be complete. What a bunch of scuzzy cunts. Fuck off and vivre. What are you going to do when the migrants start crossing back to France? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 38 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: What are you going to do when the migrants start crossing back to France? Clean up the defecations and pools of piss, mountains of discarded takeaway packaging and emptied chemical toilets. I imagine every surface in Dover is covered in a three inch thick layer of virus... ...and get back to normal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 6 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Clean up the defecations and pools of piss, mountains of discarded takeaway packaging and emptied chemical toilets. I imagine every surface in Dover is covered in a three inch thick layer of virus... ...and get back to normal? Have you ever visited the Eastern Cliffs at Dover? From the seafront you go up a flight of steps, once past the migrants tents it is lovely with a view right across to France. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 53 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: What are you going to do when the migrants start crossing back to France? Hopefully close the tunnel and ferries again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 17 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Hopefully close the tunnel and ferries again. They will paddle across on lilos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 2 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Have you ever visited the Eastern Cliffs at Dover? From the seafront you go up a flight of steps, once past the migrants tents it is lovely with a view right across to France. It's All Gone Pete Tong in Kent the Kingdom of Cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 5 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: My geese are not for eating. The poor cunts would gladly throw themselves into the oven if it meant being free from your buggering ways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 14 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: The poor cunts would gladly throw themselves into the oven if it meant being free from your buggering ways Christmas Day I let them into the sun room so that they can frolic in the heated pool. The amazing thing is, they never shit in the water, unlike Royal Marines. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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