ChildeHarold Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: What was George Floyd doing in an Italian square? That joke doesn't work for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Yeah, up his fucking bunghole I suspect! Is this from the tableaux of Beavis abd Butthead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 3 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Is this from the tableaux of Beavis and Butthead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 22 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Yeah, up his fucking bunghole I suspect! You need TP? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Early C4 was fucking ream in EVERY way. Every way. From Arts programnes, to Cinema.... and this! Look at the fucking cunt now .... and it's tiresome adolescent offshoots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 4 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Early C4 was fucking ream in EVERY way. Every way. From Arts programnes, to Cinema.... and this! Look at the fucking cunt now .... and it's tiresome adolescent offshoots. I watched the first ever C4 broadcast back in 1982. My first ever wank over Carol Vorderman followed shortly afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 32 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: You have taken a real polish to ChildeHarold you pathetic retard. I’d happily polish your corneas with an acid soaked angle-grinder you useless twatbaggingly irrelevant cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 8 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Early C4 was fucking ream in EVERY way. Every way. From Arts programmes, to Cinema.... and this! Do you remember this cunt? Pornography incoming... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 58 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He once publicly called Ramsay "a cunt". He's gone up another notch in my estimation just for that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Do you remember this cunt? Pornography incoming... All I know is the golden days of Jeremy Issacs have long gone and the plenitude of today is in fact a colossal wasteland of television and cultural emptiness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Do you remember this cunt? Pornography incoming... Never watched anything on C4 without it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I watched the first ever C4 broadcast back in 1982. My first ever wank over Carol Vorderman followed shortly afterwards. How sad. Will you buy her over 50s life insurance now - or is it a funeral payment scheme? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 25 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: How sad. Will you buy her over 50s life insurance now - or is it a funeral payment scheme? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: She will. She does. She is. She Who Must Be Obeyed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I watched the first ever C4 broadcast back in 1982. My first ever wank over Carol Vorderman followed shortly afterwards. Who was the lucky recipient and was his first name 'Father'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 21 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Did your ancestors rub shoulders with the infamous Thomas Hardewicke? Have you modelled your cunts corner character on the fictional Randy Bentwick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Do you remember this cunt? Pornography incoming... They even had a red triangle for 'The Last Resort' with Jonathon Ross. And I seem to remember Emma Freud slutting it up on 'Night Network' at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: It's a puzzle to me how a talentless fuck like Ramsey is worth £70million (American syndication like Judge Jewdy?) and the over talented Floyd was always broke. Lifestyle doesn't account for it. Even further down the talent ladder Gino d'Campo the do-it-all Eye Tie sleazeball must be now worth ten times more than anything Floyd made in his life. It's all about rights and royalties I presume as with Eric Burdon and The House of The Rising Sun or Anita Ekberg and La Dolce Vita - all the money goes to somebody else. At the risk of pointing out the fucking obvious to a fucking obviously stupid fucking cunt, I would just point out the fucking obvious fact that the age of so called ‘celebrity TV chefs’ earning vast sums of money emerged even later than the overpaid footballer phenomenon, so when your grandad next comes to visit you at the institution your incarcerated in indefinitely, ask him to explain why Keith Floyd earned so much less in the 70s and 80s than Ramsey or Di’Campo 30 odd years later? If he’s got any fucking sense he’ll tell you to fuck off and sign the consent form for your immediate lobotomisation and ECT therapy as he’s leaving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 58 minutes ago, Goober said: Who was the lucky recipient and was his first name 'Father'? Wanking furiously in front of a 14’’ black and white portable telly showing the word POO isn’t normal Doc, even taking into account regional traditions. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: Wanking furiously in front of a 14’’ black and white portable telly showing the word POO isn’t normal Doc, even taking into account regional traditions. The 1980's were very peculiar times, Bill. Any age that produced Wham! and Spandau Ballet has to be suspect. Of course, the biggest dilemma of the time was whether a wank was justified when watching Martina Navratilova play Chris Evert in a very sweaty Wimbledon final. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’d happily polish your corneas with an acid soaked angle-grinder you useless twatbaggingly irrelevant cunt. Highly original cunting young DC. Now turn your ire toward that pointless gaylord frank and you’ve made it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 4 minutes ago, Goober said: The 1980's were very peculiar times, Bill. Any age that produced Wham! and Spandau Ballet has to be suspect. Of course, the biggest dilemma of the time was whether a wank was justified when watching Martina Navratilova play Chris Evert in a very sweaty Wimbledon final. Chris Evert is on my all time top ten wank list. Completely wasted on that filthy, grunting Neanderthal cunt Jimmy Connors. She did a Nescafé advert with Lewis Collins, she was wearing a split sided blue dress and seamed stockings. I nearly ripped my pre-adolescent cock off. She's knocking 65 now and still worth scuttling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Chris Evert is on my all time top ten wank list. Completely wasted on that filthy, grunting Neanderthal cunt Jimmy Connors. She did a Nescafé advert with Lewis Collins, she was wearing a split sided blue dress and seamed stockings. I nearly ripped my pre-adolescent cock off. She's knocking 65 now and still worth scuttling. Yes, but a bicep workout when she's in a rally with Martina? That's going to be a very staccato wank requiring immaculate timing on the vinegar stroke. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: She did a Nescafé advert with Lewis Collins, Nowadays it would be a cup a soup advert with Gemma Collins. Worrying times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 23 minutes ago, Goober said: Yes, but a bicep workout when she's in a rally with Martina? That's going to be a very staccato wank requiring immaculate timing on the vinegar stroke. Caster Semanya is certainly a difficult wank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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