Dyslexic cnut Posted March 3, 2021 Report Share Posted March 3, 2021 53 minutes ago, Goober said: What's with this Cape Verde shit? It wasn't funny first time and it sure as hell isn't now. Give it a fucking rest. Bad tempered cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SlipperyHorribleCunt Posted March 3, 2021 Report Share Posted March 3, 2021 6 hours ago, Goober said: Since you're clearly a grade A fucking idiot I'll have to spell it out for you. Your words were "you would almost have to predict your own mortality". My reply was, that's not difficult, because unless you're Connor Macleod, you're mortal. No timing was referenced whatsoever. Therefore, mortality doesn't take much predicting, does it. Death, like the taxes you're whining about, is inevitable. Do try to keep up next time. Well since im obviously replying to the thickest slowest cunt ever to be born from the human seed you complete and utter fucking imbocile! You would know that you would have to predict within 7 years, fucking special sort of cunt goober is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted March 3, 2021 Report Share Posted March 3, 2021 (edited) 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Was that one called 'Endgame'? Connor let's Duncan cut his head off to absorb his swordplay skills and defeat yet another immortal (Who shouldn't have even existed after Connor topped The Kergen at the end of part one) Yeah, I think that was it. Maybe my memories of it are better than the actual film. There was a bit at the start about a "Sanctuary" which I remember thinking was quite cool, but the rest of the plot escapes me now... Edited March 3, 2021 by Weary&Disgusted Ahh yes, I remember it well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 3, 2021 Report Share Posted March 3, 2021 9 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Bad tempered cunt. He’ll apologise in a minute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 3, 2021 Report Share Posted March 3, 2021 15 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Her nipples are like bullets I remember that line! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 3, 2021 Report Share Posted March 3, 2021 15 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Get away from the precious things of the corner! We didn't burn him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 3, 2021 Report Share Posted March 3, 2021 7 hours ago, SlipperyHorribleCunt said: Well since im obviously replying to the thickest slowest cunt ever to be born from the human seed you complete and utter fucking imbocile! You would know that you would have to predict within 7 years, fucking special sort of cunt goober is! "Imbocile". absolutely priceless. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SlipperyHorribleCunt Posted March 3, 2021 Report Share Posted March 3, 2021 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: "Imbocile". absolutely priceless. 🤦♂️ #imbecile# woops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted March 3, 2021 Report Share Posted March 3, 2021 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: "Imbocile". absolutely priceless. I was just wondering how long it was gonna take for this newbie to receive the obligatory initiation kicking, and so it begins... To be fair he's lucky this place is missing our most toxic punters. It was truly a baptism of fire when myself and @King Billy joined. Bill held his mud though, and came out swinging, not in the car keys in a cap sense, but I honestly wouldn't put it past him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 3, 2021 Report Share Posted March 3, 2021 11 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Bill held his mud though, and came out swinging, not in the car keys in a cap sense, but I honestly wouldn't put it past him. I can’t risk my M4 key in a cap Major, not until our favourite moderatoress fills me in on the technical issues around the immobiliser and related security features on my imaginary car. I’m just so glad she has my back. I don’t know how I managed before she started looking after me. I guess I didn’t realise how thick I was till she kindly pointed it out to me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 3, 2021 Report Share Posted March 3, 2021 18 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: To be fair he's lucky this place is missing our most toxic punters. It was truly a baptism of fire when myself and @King Billy joined Without mentioning any names Major. Harold has just signed up to have his head caved in with a hammer. Benders back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted March 3, 2021 Report Share Posted March 3, 2021 11 minutes ago, King Billy said: Without mentioning any names Major. Harold has just signed up to have his head caved in with a hammer. Benders back. Marvelous. I'm glad that hammer wielding headcase is back here. The arranged straightner with Ed was legendary, but unfortunately ze Fuhrer has deleted the thread. I can't see this ending well for Aitch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SlipperyHorribleCunt Posted March 4, 2021 Report Share Posted March 4, 2021 10 hours ago, Major Cunt said: I was just wondering how long it was gonna take for this newbie to receive the obligatory initiation kicking, and so it begins... To be fair he's lucky this place is missing our most toxic punters. It was truly a baptism of fire when myself and @King Billy joined. Bill held his mud though, and came out swinging, not in the car keys in a cap sense, but I honestly wouldn't put it past him. And just who the fuck are you? This "newbie" has played the "CUNT" in real life more times than you've scratched your horrible smelly little ballsack. Stupid fucking minor league cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted March 4, 2021 Report Share Posted March 4, 2021 3 hours ago, SlipperyHorribleCunt said: And just who the fuck are you? This "newbie" has played the "CUNT" in real life more times than you've scratched your horrible smelly little ballsack. Stupid fucking minor league cunt! Fuck me, you're an angry little cunt ain't ya. Listen, you busy cunt, we've all gone through it. I also seriously doubt you've played the cunt more times than me in life dickhead. Go take a relaxing bath, and don't forget the obligatory three bar heater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted March 4, 2021 Report Share Posted March 4, 2021 3 hours ago, SlipperyHorribleCunt said: And just who the fuck are you? This "newbie" has played the "CUNT" in real life more times than you've scratched your horrible smelly little ballsack. Stupid fucking minor league cunt! Have you at some point in your life benefited from The Bank of Mum & Dad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted March 4, 2021 Report Share Posted March 4, 2021 3 hours ago, SlipperyHorribleCunt said: And just who the fuck are you? This "newbie" has played the "CUNT" in real life more times than you've scratched your horrible smelly little ballsack. Stupid fucking minor league cunt! Did you get any good tunes out of it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 4, 2021 Report Share Posted March 4, 2021 Those lovely people at HMRC have just sent me a £2875.00 rebate. Thank you very much and good night (If only I had something to spend the fucker on!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 4, 2021 Report Share Posted March 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Neil said: Those lovely people at HMRC have just sent me a £2875.00 rebate. Thank you very much and good night (If only I had something to spend the fucker on!) I’ll kneecap ChildeHarold for a bag of sand. (cash obviously) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 4, 2021 Report Share Posted March 4, 2021 9 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’ll kneecap ChildeHarold for a bag of sand. (cash obviously) 2 bags and we never hear from the cunt again? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 4, 2021 Report Share Posted March 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Neil said: Those lovely people at HMRC have just sent me a £2875.00 rebate. Thank you very much and good night (If only I had something to spend the fucker on!) Have I ever mentioned Neil, what an outstanding and wonderful human being you are, mate. I can easily overlook your murderous rape rampage and under patio antics- everyone’s got to have a hobby and they probably deserved it (and indeed enjoyed it). If you’ve got a problem spending said rebate, just give your old mate stubby a thought Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 4, 2021 Report Share Posted March 4, 2021 5 minutes ago, Neil said: 2 bags and we never hear from the cunt again? Deal. Including VAT and Covid tax that comes to £2875.00. Bank details to follow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 4, 2021 Report Share Posted March 4, 2021 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: Have I ever mentioned Neil, what an outstanding and wonderful human being you are, mate. I can easily overlook your murderous rape rampage and under patio antics- everyone’s got to have a hobby and they probably deserved it (and indeed enjoyed it). If you’ve got a problem spending said rebate, just give your old mate stubby a thought Too late mate. Neil and I have entered into a legally binding contract for the total amount. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 4, 2021 Report Share Posted March 4, 2021 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Deal. Including VAT and Covid tax that comes to £2875.00. Bank details to follow. Too fucking late. I’ve offered to do it for a grand via PM. I’ll even give him a free handjob if it’s cash in hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 4, 2021 Report Share Posted March 4, 2021 In hindsight I think I'll keep my dosh,the cunt must have so many people out to get him its just a matter of waiting to get it done for fuck all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 4, 2021 Report Share Posted March 4, 2021 31 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Too fucking late. I’ve offered to do it for a grand via PM. I’ll even give him a free handjob if it’s cash in hand Neil’s an honourable man and his word is his bond Stubbs. I can’t believe he’d do anything behind someone’s back. Apart from maybe smash their skull in, rape then and bury the corpse in the woods. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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