camberwell gypsy Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 Just now, ChildeHarold said: Eh yourself you KGB Ice Cream Van Man. What the fuck are you on about? Actually, what the fuck are you on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 On 01/04/2021 at 07:03, Dawn Chorus said: I am not happy with the use of this foreign temperature scale imposed on us from Europe .. I would rather see the English fahrenheit scale used. 50F is fucking cold. In this case the temperature was an irrelevance, the fuckers just wanted to appear a bit rebellious, probably hoping to provoke another riot (gives the whiny, woke cunts something to brag about when they get back to Uni after the Easter holiday) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 On 31/03/2021 at 20:38, Cunty BigBollox said: I've got a garden so I don't have to mix with the commoners in the park. Does it have a ramp? Drew, I fucking hate you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 3, 2021 Report Share Posted April 3, 2021 On 02/04/2021 at 12:42, Cunty BigBollox said: If by park you mean multi-storey car park, then yes, and please throw yourself from the top deck while you're there. Get Farter. Sorry Alf. Take the stairs next time, no next time. Ouch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 3, 2021 Report Share Posted April 3, 2021 6 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Get Farter. Sorry Alf. Take the stairs next time, no next time. Ouch. Can someone please translate this pidgin spastic talk? On second thoughts don’t bother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 3, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2021 6 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Get Farter. Sorry Alf. Take the stairs next time, no next time. Ouch. You pig shit thick fucking cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 3, 2021 Report Share Posted April 3, 2021 37 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You pig shit thick fucking cunt Anyway I'm your controller and I'm ordering you to get in your capable car and leave Victoria Park and pick up your fare. I haven't any other drivers in the area and I need you to comply with my wishes so if you would be so kind I would really appreciate your cooperation on this matter. 234,234! Are you there? Forget about the fare and get straight back to the office. I'd like to have a little chat with you. I nice friendly chat when I can tell you all about my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 3, 2021 Report Share Posted April 3, 2021 51 minutes ago, King Billy said: Can someone please translate this pidgin spastic talk? On second thoughts don’t bother. That iconic movie Get Farter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 3, 2021 Report Share Posted April 3, 2021 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Anyway I'm your controller and I'm ordering you to get in your capable car and leave Victoria Park and pick up your fare. I haven't any other drivers in the area and I need you to comply with my wishes so if you would be so kind I would really appreciate your cooperation on this matter. 234,234! Are you there? Forget about the fare and get straight back to the office. I'd like to have a little chat with you. I nice friendly chat when I can tell you all about my life. Lord Spastic of Irrelevance. Fuck Off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted April 4, 2021 Report Share Posted April 4, 2021 On 02/04/2021 at 17:27, Joker said: foreign temperature scale imposed on us from Europe Fahenheit was Polish/Dutch, Celsius was Swedish. Yer pays yer money... Americans prefer Fahrenheit as his scale represents the freedom to do confusing mental arithmetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 4, 2021 Report Share Posted April 4, 2021 6 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Fahenheit was Polish/Dutch, Celsius was Swedish. Yer pays yer money... Americans prefer Fahrenheit as his scale represents the freedom to do confusing mental arithmetic. What’s wrong with ‘a bit hot or very cold?’ Some cunts just can’t stop poking their snozzles into simple things and fucking them up so normal people can’t understand what the fuck it’s all about. Fucking cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 5, 2021 Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 On 04/04/2021 at 00:28, King Billy said: Lord Spastic of Irrelevance. Fuck Off. Guess who I met in the park while walking my dog at 3.00 am in the morning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 5, 2021 Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Guess who I met in the park while walking my dog at 3.00 am in the morning? Unfortunately it wasn't a serial killer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cocky Council Cake Posted April 5, 2021 Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Guess who I met in the park while walking my dog at 3.00 am in the morning? Kevin Spacey obviously, you both seem to enjoy the same sexual tastes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 5, 2021 Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 4 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Guess who I met in the park while walking my dog at 3.00 am in the morning? Hank Marvin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 5, 2021 Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 4 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Guess who I met in the park while walking my dog at 3.00 am in the morning? Animals front man Eric Burdon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted April 5, 2021 Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 4 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Guess who I met in the park while walking my dog at 3.00 am in the morning? Lord Lucan riding Shergar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 5, 2021 Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 6 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Guess who I met in the park while walking my dog at 3.00 am in the morning? As opposed to 3.00 am in the afternoon? Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 5, 2021 Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 1 hour ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Lord Lucan riding Shergar Across the Bermuda Triangle... Did this originate in the book that accompanied 'Not The Nine O'clock News'? If not it might be the 80s 'Spitting Image' book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 5, 2021 Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 51 minutes ago, King Billy said: As opposed to 3.00 am in the afternoon? Fuck off. That's right Kevin Spacey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 5, 2021 Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 2 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Lord Lucan riding Shergar I reckon Lucan is long dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 5, 2021 Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 3 hours ago, Cocky Cunt-Features said: Kevin Spacey obviously, you both seem to enjoy the same sexual tastes. Unfortunately not. Kevin is back in LA reassembling his career. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 5, 2021 Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Hank Marvin? Not even his shadow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 5, 2021 Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Unfortunately it wasn't a serial killer. Ha ha ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 5, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 7 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: That's right Kevin Spacey. 6 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I reckon Lucan is long dead. 4 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Unfortunately not. Kevin is back in LA reassembling his career. 3 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Not even his shadow. 3 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Ha ha ha. This is what the corner has been wait for for years. Quality high level cunting combined with intelligence and Coward-esque wit. The owners have struck gold Kill yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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