Tommy walsh

[ChildeHarold]

1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Time for Thomas to hang up his Helly Hansen braces, jogging bottoms & red-neck shirt and fuck off. As for the replacement, where the fuck do I start? my only positive comment would be, it could have been slightly worse if the BBC had chosen the ugliest dalek on skaro in the form of Nikki Fox to co-host. I guess they realised that would shorten the scope of the programme to auctions for bungalows.

Well he did co-host with Michaela Strachan (Autumnwatch) on Livng TV's "Our House" in the early days of Freeview when you was just a bolloxless baby. Michaela has moved away from hard cold laminate flooring to warm soft furry creatures. Tommy is still homing in on shitholes ripe for development with the accuracy of a heat sensitive laser guided exocet missile. 

At his fucking ripe old age. Good on ya Tommy! 

 

PS and Bollocks 

I bet you're the kind of cunt who says "Puuuurrfect" to everything. 

Here's your coffee: "Puuurrfect" 

The car's ready to collect" "Puuuurrrrfrcttt!" 

Remember to put Tiddles out before you leave: "PuuuPurrrPurrrrfect" 

[entitled little cunt]

On 29/04/2021 at 19:16, cuntspotter said:

Thank you for popping in to see us, old boy. Regard this your first nomination as a kind of audition. If it passes muster we will bring you into the inner sanctum and offer you a glass of brandy and a seat by the fire. If it doesn’t, then darkness beckons. As it is right now I’d say it needs a little work.

That's all very friendly , they just called me a cunt and wished death on me .cunts .

[Penny Farthing]

1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Time for Thomas to hang up his Helly Hansen braces, jogging bottoms & red-neck shirt and fuck off. As for the replacement, where the fuck do I start? my only positive comment would be, it could have been slightly worse if the BBC had chosen the ugliest dalek on skaro in the form of Nikki Fox to co-host. I guess they realised that would shorten the scope of the programme to auctions for bungalows.

Is he the cunt on the front of the Daily Star who claims that a giant moth larva tried to kill him?

[and]

43 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

That's all very friendly , they just called me a cunt and wished death on me .cunts .

That's the 'Little Boys Club' for you, gate-keeping, narcissistic, lying shit-cunts, the lot of 'em.

[and]

16 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

Is he the cunt on the front of the Daily Star who claims that a giant moth larva tried to kill him?

No, he's the fat cunt who was poking Charlie Dimmock behind the potting shed on Ground Force.

[ChildeHarold]

25 minutes ago, and said:

That's the 'Little Boys Club' for you, gate-keeping, narcissistic, lying shit-cunts, the lot of 'em.

Right on brother! 

[Eric Cuntman]

This cunt destroyed any credibility he may have had on the day he endorsed and put his name on ‘Poundland’s’ range of DIY tools. Hand forged in china by children from tin cans, bike frames and anything else that melts.

[ChildeHarold]

12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

This cunt destroyed any credibility he may have had on the day he endorsed and put his name on ‘Poundland’s’ range of DIY tools. Hand forged in china by children from tin cans, bike frames and anything else that melts.

As I fondle my old man's chest of quality Stanley and other tools from a bygone era of high street specialist ironmongers (which offered saw teeth sharpening etc.) staffed by real experts in brown or white coats who could conjure up the solution to any DIY question or appropriate item from one of the hundreds of small cardboard boxes neatly stacked on the floor to ceiling shelves behind the counter - I have to say there are SOME jobs when the DISPOSABLE TOOL fit for single use only then DISPOSED of in the TRASH actually is the best option. 

Ask HAMMER (of cunts) *

* pun intended

[Decimus]

16 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

As I fondle my old man's chest 

Ermmm....Aitch?

[ChildeHarold]

8 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Ermmm....Aitch?

I am going to politely ignore that! 

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

9 hours ago, Eddie said:

I still think tommy Walsh is better than Bradley Walsh, that cunt seems to be ITV’s only employee, well him and his creepy looking son.

Old Bradley is everywhere at the moment, I don't blame him trying to help his son out with work... However he does look a bit like a Thunderbird character. 

[ChildeHarold]

15 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Old Bradley is everywhere at the moment, I don't blame him trying to help his son out with work... However he does look a bit like a Thunderbird character. 

Old rope. 

[ChildeHarold]

9 hours ago, Eddie said:

I still think tommy Walsh is better than Bradley Walsh, that cunt seems to be ITV’s only employee, well him and his creepy looking son.

Absolutely right, his son IS fucking creepy. I think all the cunts who creep onto the box with their dad are shameless - that Kemp kid is another. It's like the chauffer driven fat school child extended into early adult life. 

Anybody heard of "Fucking stand on your own feet"? 

[Eric Cuntman]

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

As I fondle my old man's chest of quality Stanley and other tools from a bygone era of high street specialist ironmongers (which offered saw teeth sharpening etc.) staffed by real experts in brown or white coats who could conjure up the solution to any DIY question or appropriate item from one of the hundreds of small cardboard boxes neatly stacked on the floor to ceiling shelves behind the counter - I have to say there are SOME jobs when the DISPOSABLE TOOL fit for single use only then DISPOSED of in the TRASH actually is the best option. 

Ask HAMMER (of cunts) *

* pun intended

I just bite the bullet, buy Snap-On for 3 times the price of Halfords and get a new one for free if it breaks a few years later.
 It does cost fucking loads but the lifetime guarantee is totally genuine and they replace anything broken as soon as you hand it to them.

[ChildeHarold]

9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I just bite the bullet, buy Snap-On for 3 times the price of Halfords and get a new one for free if it breaks a few years later.
 It does cost fucking loads but the lifetime guarantee is totally genuine and they replace anything broken as soon as you hand it to them.

Was that "snap on" or "strap on"? 

You like to drill two holes at once. 

[Dyslexic cnut]

33 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I just bite the bullet, buy Snap-On for 3 times the price of Halfords and get a new one for free if it breaks a few years later.
 It does cost fucking loads but the lifetime guarantee is totally genuine and they replace anything broken as soon as you hand it to them.

Old man was head of Mech.Eng for Shell UK. Told Snap-On to get fucked and would only purchase Stahlwille or Sykes-Pickavant for their workshops and mechs. Decent guarantee and quality products. That said, when he keeled over he had a 1942 immaculate SO tool cabinet (juke box style) that we flogged for a fucking fortune…the ‘Holy Grail’ of tool boxes/cabinets as it turned out. Only one member who can settle this debate…calling @Ape™️ to the board.

[Ape™️]

17 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Old man was head of Mech.Eng for Shell UK. Told Snap-On to get fucked and would only purchase Stahlwille or Sykes-Pickavant for their workshops and mechs. Decent guarantee and quality products. That said, when he keeled over he had a 1942 immaculate SO tool cabinet (juke box style) that we flogged for a fucking fortune…the ‘Holy Grail’ of tool boxes/cabinets as it turned out. Only one member who can settle this debate…calling @Ape™️ to the board.

Britool. 

[ChildeHarold]

7 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

Britool. 

I get the feeling most of the posters on this subject don't know which end of a spanner to grab hold of and have grown up with DIY superstores never knowing the very common hardware ironmonger shops often longstanding family businesses that existed on every high street. In fact they have probably never used hand tools and just relied on power tools. Fucking weak cunts. 

[Ape™️]

1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said:

I get the feeling most of the posters on this subject don't know which end of a spanner to grab hold of and have grown up with DIY superstores never knowing the very common hardware ironmonger shops often longstanding family businesses that existed on every high street. In fact they have probably never used hand tools and just relied on power tools. Fucking weak cunts. 

Fascinating. Fuck off.

[camberwell gypsy]

22 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

As I fondle my old man's chest of quality Stanley and other tools from a bygone era of high street specialist ironmongers (which offered saw teeth sharpening etc.) staffed by real experts in brown or white coats who could conjure up the solution to any DIY question or appropriate item from one of the hundreds of small cardboard boxes neatly stacked on the floor to ceiling shelves behind the counter - I have to say there are SOME jobs when the DISPOSABLE TOOL fit for single use only then DISPOSED of in the TRASH actually is the best option. 

Ask HAMMER (of cunts) *

* pun intended

Puts me in mind of a shop in Croydon called 'Turtles'. Upstairs sold appliances and downstairs was the tool section. The place was staffed by old geezers who knew everything about DIY wearing flat caps and brown coats (think Ronnie C in the Four Candles sketch). You could pop in and buy a 40 mm fence nail which they'd put in a little brown paper bag. You went in there knowing that any questions you had would be answered and you'd come out educated. All gone. 

Now you have to wander around Wickes looking for some cunt who knows fuck all about what they're selling. And don't give a fuck

[ChildeHarold]

Just now, camberwell gypsy said:

Puts me in mind of a shop in Croydon called 'Turtles'. Upstairs sold appliances and downstairs was the tool section. The place was staffed by old geezers who knew everything about DIY wearing flat caps and brown coats (think Ronnie C in the Four Candles sketch). You could pop in ab buy a 40 mm fence nail which they'd put in a little brown paper bag. You went in there knowing that any questions you had would be answered and you'd come out educated. All gone. 

Now you have to wander around Wickes looking for some cunt who knows fuck all about what they're selling. And don't give a fuck

Exactly. I must say Tommy Walsh like Geoff Hamilton had to work with current trends but on the whole they did shows back then showed you how to do the sort of jobs (eg replastering a wall, putting in a new window frame with a new sill, hanging a door etc) that blokes now would search Just A Trader Dot Com as such they fucking empowered (mostly) men. I really fucking resent any cunt on here pulling Tommy down. I's fucking build a shrine to him if I could. Look at what's fucking replacing him on the BBC

Owain Wyn Evans

Thank God I stopped my TV Licence last year. 

If you're going to put up a nom around this there's plenty of ficking material from Phil and Kirstie to (generalising) the whole fucking home rennvation "dream home" hoise price rentier merry go round which to my mind is completely UNPRODUCTIVE in terms of making people better off, the country better off. Yet it seems to me 50% of peopllives is devoted to the fucking hamstwr wheel, 1 in ten people arw getting work out of it and fucking half of all tv programmes seem to be based on it. 

[and]

23 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Hand forged in china by children from tin cans, bike frames and anything else that melts.

Ice cream , chocolate, my heart (when I first saw my girlfriend)😍

[ChildeHarold]

27 minutes ago, and said:

Ice cream , chocolate, my heart (when I first saw my girlfriend)😍

Instead of dancing through the website picking daisies why don't you be selective and make one or two worthwhile contributions. I need less quantity but more quality more from you and your not giving it. 

[and]

25 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Instead of dancing through the website picking daisies why don't you be selective and make one or two worthwhile contributions. I need less quantity but more quality more from you and your not giving it. 

And what I don't need is another addition to the Little Boys Club dictating to me on how I should go about my business contributing to the Corner.

Also, if you're going to get on your fuckin' high horse about such things, maybe you should try criticising every other cunt who makes miniscule contributions to a topic, perhaps you've only got the balls to pick on people who do whatever the fuck they like instead of kowtowing to the narcissistic cunts who think they're gatekeeping this site.

In the oft-repeated words of your guru, suck my dick.

[ChildeHarold]

5 minutes ago, and said:

And what I don't need is another addition to the Little Boys Club advising me on how I go about my business contributing to the Corner.

Also, if you're going to get on your fuckin' high horse about such things, maybe you should try criticising every other cunt who makes miniscule contributions to a topic, perhaps you've only got the balls to pick on people who do whatever the fuck they like instead of kowtowing to the narcissistic cunts who think they're gatekeeping this site.

In the oft-repeated words of your guru, suck my dick.

Wow. Let's take a step back and keep these powerful reactions under control. If you are going to lash out like this you should take a look at yourself.