Eric Cuntman Posted November 4, 2021 Report Share Posted November 4, 2021 20 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Nah its pretty compelling stuff. You'll find out yourself when you get a big boy phone that can manage Netflix. By the way I made a slight change to that post to avoid any potential spoilers for Panzy, could you edit that quote so it matches the altered post? I could, if it wasn't exactly the same as what's there now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 5, 2021 Report Share Posted November 5, 2021 2 hours ago, King Billy said: Which one will you be eating on Christmas Day? We've full shelves over here bally baby..Trafalgar square pigeon may be yer only yuletide bird PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted November 5, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2021 A good little article in the Guardian: cunts who pollute the most, but keep preaching green agenda to the masses. https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2021/nov/05/carbon-top-1-percent-could-jeopardise-1point5c-global-heating-limit Meanwhile, as many places of their origin go to shit, London still seems a good place to save their skin at. https://www.theguardian.com/money/2021/nov/05/return-super-rich-central-london-house-price-surge-oovid-property-city Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 5, 2021 Report Share Posted November 5, 2021 1 hour ago, White Cunt said: A good little article in the Guardian: cunts who pollute the most, but keep preaching green agenda to the masses. https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2021/nov/05/carbon-top-1-percent-could-jeopardise-1point5c-global-heating-limit Meanwhile, as many places of their origin go to shit, London still seems a good place to save their skin at. https://www.theguardian.com/money/2021/nov/05/return-super-rich-central-london-house-price-surge-oovid-property-city Give what you can .. I will keep my millions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 5, 2021 Report Share Posted November 5, 2021 9 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: We've full shelves over here bally baby..Trafalgar square pigeon may be yer only yuletide bird PANZERMURPHYBABY You have got full shelves because no cunt can afford to buy what is on those shelves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 5, 2021 Report Share Posted November 5, 2021 17 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: We've full shelves over here bally baby..Trafalgar square pigeon may be yer only yuletide bird PANZERMURPHYBABY Only until the blight strikes again, PM. It's a precarious existence. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 5, 2021 Report Share Posted November 5, 2021 19 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: We've full shelves over here bally baby..Trafalgar square pigeon may be yer only yuletide bird PANZERMURPHYBABY Enjoy, if you can work out how to open the can. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted November 6, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2021 13 hours ago, Clavo said: Give what you can .. I will keep my millions. A sharp bullet between the eyes for any of those wankers, anytime. Not quite legal, you understand, but highly ethical and environment-friendly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 6, 2021 Report Share Posted November 6, 2021 3 hours ago, King Billy said: Enjoy, if you can work out how to open the can. They open themselves in the microwave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted November 6, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2021 3 hours ago, King Billy said: Enjoy, if you can work out how to open the can. Who buys this shit, anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 6, 2021 Report Share Posted November 6, 2021 1 hour ago, White Cunt said: Who buys this shit, anyway? Nobody. Look at the label. It's been photoshopped by a three year old Downs Syndrome gibbon with an Etch-A-Sketch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 6, 2021 Report Share Posted November 6, 2021 6 hours ago, White Cunt said: Who buys this shit, anyway? Me…and you’d do the same had you experienced Mrs Cnut’s abysmal effort last year. She’s not known as ‘The Gravykiller’ for nothing, WC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted November 6, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2021 3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Me…and you’d do the same had you experienced Mrs Cnut’s abysmal effort last year. She’s not known as ‘The Gravykiller’ for nothing, WC. It’s time to learn to cook, DC. The gravy may be shit to eat, but the tinned garbage will certainly kill you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 6, 2021 Report Share Posted November 6, 2021 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Nobody. Look at the label. It's been photoshopped by a three year old Downs Syndrome gibbon with an Etch-A-Sketch. Heinz have actually started producing Christmas dinner in a can recently. I would have taken a photo of one the three hundred I have stored in my bunker, but they’re right at the back behind ten pallets of cup a soups and five tons of assorted military rations, so this was the first image that came up when I googled it. I suspect Roops may be limiting what I can get on Google as she consumes practically their entire output herself. I doubt they would want to piss off their most frequent user. They might need her someday if they have a major technical problem that no one else on Earth can put right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 6, 2021 Report Share Posted November 6, 2021 11 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Me…and you’d do the same had you experienced Mrs Cnut’s abysmal effort last year. She’s not known as ‘The Gravykiller’ for nothing, WC. ‘The Greasy Strangler’ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 6, 2021 Report Share Posted November 6, 2021 17 minutes ago, King Billy said: ‘The Greasy Strangler’ Tootie frootie disco cutie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 6, 2021 Report Share Posted November 6, 2021 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Tootie frootie disco cutie Without doubt one the most fucked up films I’ve ever watched 5 or 6 times (just to make sure) Eric. Although I reckon if it was released now, in this fucking clownworld called 2021, it would sweep the board at the next Oscars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 6, 2021 Report Share Posted November 6, 2021 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Without doubt one the most fucked up films I’ve ever watched 5 or 6 times (just to make sure) Eric. Although I reckon if it was released now, in this fucking clownworld called 2021, it would sweep the board at the next Oscars. If you think that's fucked up, give 'Swiss Army Man' a go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 6, 2021 Report Share Posted November 6, 2021 8 hours ago, White Cunt said: It’s time to learn to cook, DC. The gravy may be shit to eat, but the tinned garbage will certainly kill you. Indeed, especially when I smash a few dozen cans over his stupid fucking head followed by one up his arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 6, 2021 Report Share Posted November 6, 2021 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If you think that's fucked up, give 'Swiss Army Man' a go. What do you call a woman with a screwdriver for her right arm and a corkscrew for her left arm? Swiss Army Wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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