Cuntybaws Posted June 16, 2021 Report Share Posted June 16, 2021 Sorry to come over all Pen-like with the BBC news link but - as Proper will testify - these deaf cunts make me fucking sick at the best of times, and this money grubbing, woe is me, Helen Keller wannabe is making my angry veins bulge out even more than usual. Apparently she suffered untold stress because there was no signing during two Covid briefings, and she therefore couldn't get the information she so desperately needed. Strangely enough, the fat sow seems to have had no trouble finding an ambulance chasing lawyer to pursue her claim, presumably via the same fucking internet she could have used to access real time updates on the latest Covid situation. I hope her house catches fire tonight and she doesn't hear the smoke alarms. Deaf campaigner takes legal action over No. 10 Covid briefings 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 16, 2021 Report Share Posted June 16, 2021 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Sorry to come over all Pen-like with the BBC news link but - as Proper will testify - these deaf cunts make me fucking sick at the best of times, and this money grubbing, woe is me, Helen Keller wannabe is making my angry veins bulge out even more than usual. Apparently she suffered untold stress because there was no signing during two Covid briefings, and she therefore couldn't get the information she so desperately needed. Strangely enough, the fat sow seems to have had no trouble finding an ambulance chasing lawyer to pursue her claim, presumably via the same fucking internet she could have used to access real time updates on the latest Covid situation. I hope her house catches fire tonight and she doesn't hear the smoke alarms. Deaf campaigner takes legal action over No. 10 Covid briefings Let’s hope her case is laughed out of court, with someone there to sign the laughter for the stupid cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 16, 2021 Report Share Posted June 16, 2021 🖕Read this you fat bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 16, 2021 Report Share Posted June 16, 2021 Just now, Neil said: 🖕Read this you fat bitch If she lost a few pounds you fucking would though Plus she wouldn’t hear you “sneaking” up, breathing heavily, cock in hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 16, 2021 Report Share Posted June 16, 2021 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Sorry to come over all Pen-like with the BBC news link but - as Proper will testify - these deaf cunts make me fucking sick at the best of times, and this money grubbing, woe is me, Helen Keller wannabe is making my angry veins bulge out even more than usual. Apparently she suffered untold stress because there was no signing during two Covid briefings, and she therefore couldn't get the information she so desperately needed. Strangely enough, the fat sow seems to have had no trouble finding an ambulance chasing lawyer to pursue her claim, presumably via the same fucking internet she could have used to access real time updates on the latest Covid situation. I hope her house catches fire tonight and she doesn't hear the smoke alarms. Deaf campaigner takes legal action over No. 10 Covid briefings Pardon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 16, 2021 Report Share Posted June 16, 2021 Looks like she had no trouble hearing the dinner bell at school. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 16, 2021 Report Share Posted June 16, 2021 2 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Pardon. My friend's deaf and she left her husband for another deaf bloke. I don't feel sorry for her husband. He should have seen the signs 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 16, 2021 Report Share Posted June 16, 2021 6 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Looks like she had no trouble hearing the dinner bell at school. More of her to love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 16, 2021 Report Share Posted June 16, 2021 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: My friend's deaf and she left her husband for another deaf bloke. I don't feel sorry for her husband. He should have seen the signs I have impaired hearing. Why do hearing jokes always fall on deaf ears? They ain't ruddy funny is why. It's like anorexic jokes about Lena Zavoroni, they soon start wearing thin. NOT FUNNY, smart arses are NOT FUNNY. I love Lena "ma, he's making eyes at me" Love profB XXX PS Be kind. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 17, 2021 Report Share Posted June 17, 2021 6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Sorry to come over all Pen-like with the BBC news link but - as Proper will testify - these deaf cunts make me fucking sick at the best of times, and this money grubbing, woe is me, Helen Keller wannabe is making my angry veins bulge out even more than usual. Apparently she suffered untold stress because there was no signing during two Covid briefings, and she therefore couldn't get the information she so desperately needed. Strangely enough, the fat sow seems to have had no trouble finding an ambulance chasing lawyer to pursue her claim, presumably via the same fucking internet she could have used to access real time updates on the latest Covid situation. I hope her house catches fire tonight and she doesn't hear the smoke alarms. Deaf campaigner takes legal action over No. 10 Covid briefings She looks like she’s got a lovely personality though. Fucking cloth eared fat cunt. BE KIND. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 17, 2021 Report Share Posted June 17, 2021 3 hours ago, ProfB said: More of her to love. OR HATE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 17, 2021 Report Share Posted June 17, 2021 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: My friend's deaf and she left her husband for another deaf bloke. I don't feel sorry for her husband. He should have seen the signs My first wife who was deaf planned to leave me for another man, but couldn’t hear the cunt honking his horn outside our house. He ended up marrying our next door neighbour and she only went out to tell him to fuck off and keep the noise down. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 17, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2021 Remember this cunt? I've always suspected they're ALL just making it up as they go along, the useless gurning wankers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 17, 2021 Report Share Posted June 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Remember this cunt? I've always suspected they're ALL just making it up as they go along, the useless gurning wankers. At a guess Id say he’s just coming up on a half decent pill. In about five to ten minutes he’ll throw up, break into a silly grin and start waving a glow stick around in the air. The Jim’ll Fix it medal isn't a good look though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 17, 2021 Report Share Posted June 17, 2021 23 hours ago, ProfB said: I have impaired hearing. Why do hearing jokes always fall on deaf ears? They ain't ruddy funny is why. It's like anorexic jokes about Lena Zavoroni, they soon start wearing thin. NOT FUNNY, smart arses are NOT FUNNY. I love Lena "ma, he's making eyes at me" Love profB XXX PS Be kind. No Lamb chop. You don't have impaired hearing. You have impaired thinking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 17, 2021 Report Share Posted June 17, 2021 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Remember this cunt? I've always suspected they're ALL just making it up as they go along, the useless gurning wankers. Is he giving the odds for tomorrow's King Edward VII stakes? Gear up 7-1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 18, 2021 Report Share Posted June 18, 2021 18 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: No Lamb chop. You don't have impaired hearing. You have impaired thinking I wish he had impaired breathing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 18, 2021 Report Share Posted June 18, 2021 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I wish he had impaired breathing Nothing what a length of piano wire won't sort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 18, 2021 Report Share Posted June 18, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Nothing what a length of piano wire won't sort. That’s a bit off key but duly noted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 18, 2021 Report Share Posted June 18, 2021 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Nothing what a length of piano wire won't sort. I’d like to drop a grand piano on his stupid fucking head from a great height Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 18, 2021 Report Share Posted June 18, 2021 10 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I’d like to drop a grand piano on his stupid fucking head from a great height I didn't say the piano wire had to be out of the piano when it impairs its breathing, did I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 18, 2021 Report Share Posted June 18, 2021 12 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I’d like to drop a grand piano on his stupid fucking head from a great height The sound it would make on impact, would sound like that end note on The Day in the Life by The Beatles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 6, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2021 I’m going to be generic here, and I’m sure there must be the occasional exception, but have you ever noticed that deaf cunts always seem to have something else wrong with them as well, and often several somethings, such as being fat, thick as fucking mince, hyper-myopic, or just your basic window-licking spastic? I base this on my own observations over the years, from my first encounter with the remedial deaf class at primary school back in the good old days when they kept them separate from the normal kids (NHS glasses and calipers in abundance) to the above mentioned and seemingly now ubiquitous signers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 6, 2021 Report Share Posted August 6, 2021 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I’m going to be generic here, and I’m sure there must be the occasional exception, but have you ever noticed that deaf cunts always seem to have something else wrong with them as well, and often several somethings, such as being fat, thick as fucking mince, hyper-myopic, or just your basic window-licking spastic? I base this on my own observations over the years, from my first encounter with the remedial deaf class at primary school back in the good old days when they kept them separate from the normal kids (NHS glasses and calipers in abundance) to the above mentioned and seemingly now ubiquitous signers. Pardon, could you say that again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 6, 2021 Report Share Posted August 6, 2021 So it never occurred to this lardarse to switch on the text on her telly? Illiterate as well as thick, deaf and a freeloading ponce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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