Penny Farthing Posted August 15, 2021 Report Share Posted August 15, 2021 35 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Yes - shove it up your arse and fuck off. It won't fit .. could we try your arse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 15, 2021 Report Share Posted August 15, 2021 9 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Attach it to your cock, which you should then fold in half to keep the drone within range. Might be better to put it in your mouth .. killed any polecats today or have you been hare coursing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 17, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 On 15/08/2021 at 20:50, Frank said: Eddie, I’m done here. That’s it.. it’s over. Farewell my little flat-arsed friend. Is Frank actually dead now? That's a shame. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 18 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Is Frank actually dead now? That's a shame. He’s lying in state at the Barbican. Side by side with Ming in matching freezers. There hasn’t been many visitors yet to pay their respects, and the book of condolences outside has more abusive comments already than the entire England football teams twitter accounts. Only fitting for a man who beat cancer more times than England missed a penalty. That’s a shame. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: He’s lying in state at the Barbican. Side by side with Ming in matching freezers. There hasn’t been many visitors yet to pay their respects, and the book of condolences outside has more abusive comments already than the entire England football teams twitter accounts. Only fitting for a man who beat cancer more times than England missed a penalty. That’s a shame. Very dignified; laying amongst the choc ices and chicken gougons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Very dignified; laying amongst the choc ices and chicken gougons Like George Floyd except everyone’s glad he’s dead. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: Like George Floyd except everyone’s glad he’s dead. He will rise again .. unlike your prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 11 minutes ago, Clavo Cruz said: He will rise again A confident statement. I wonder why. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 15 minutes ago, scotty said: A confident statement. I wonder why. Because you can play the drums and you are tall and spindly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Is Frank actually dead now? That's a shame. Shaddap You Face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 27 minutes ago, scotty said: A confident statement. I wonder why. 27 minutes ago, scotty said: A confident statement. I wonder why. Shut your cake hole, bore bag. 40 minutes ago, Clavo Cruz said: He will rise again .. unlike your prick. Rise from the dead - soo coot. love ProfB XXX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 9 hours ago, ProfB said: Shaddap You Face Whilst you've consistently played the harmless, absolute fucking retard for the past seven years, every now and again I notice your mask slipping. Despite also being a total fucking idiot like yourself, you'll never catch Punkape dropping out of character. With all that being said, the rare glimpses I've had of your true personality have led me to strongly believe that your internet search history is darker than the black hole of Calcutta. You creepy fucking beast. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Whilst you've consistently played the harmless, absolute fucking retard for the past seven years, every now and again I notice your mask slipping. Despite also because a total fucking idiot like yourself, you'll never catch Punkape dropping out of character. With all that being said, the rare glimpses I've had of your true personality leads me to strongly believe that your internet search history is darker than the black hole of Calcutta. You creepy fucking beast. Give us a kiss 💋 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 11 minutes ago, Decimus said: Whilst you've consistently played the harmless, absolute fucking retard for the past seven years, every now and again I notice your mask slipping. Despite also because a total fucking idiot like yourself, you'll never catch Punkape dropping out of character. With all that being said, the rare glimpses I've had of your true personality have led me to strongly believe that your internet search history is darker than the black hole of Calcutta. You creepy fucking beast. Spot, fucking, on. It's not what it professes to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 56 minutes ago, Decimus said: Whilst you've consistently played the harmless, absolute fucking retard for the past seven years, every now and again I notice your mask slipping. Despite also because a total fucking idiot like yourself, you'll never catch Punkape dropping out of character. With all that being said, the rare glimpses I've had of your true personality have led me to strongly believe that your internet search history is darker than the black hole of Calcutta. You creepy fucking beast. 54 minutes ago, ProfB said: Give us a kiss 💋 He’s done you there Jethro. 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 52 minutes ago, Goober said: Spot, fucking, on. It's not what it professes to be. Give over, I am a spinster, I don't even have a 🐱 I am looking forward to my jacket spud tomorrow - with no 6 grated cheese - my eye lashes will curl - what bollox you lot talk - It's not what it professes to be. I ain't from bloody Mars. I don't have a SHOT GUN in my knickers. Forum visitors, must be 🦊 ed, & think their laptop has been hacked. 🤸♀️ (I am rather flexey) I suppose you can see my knickers? Get a life grandads aka forum members. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 32 minutes ago, ProfB said: Give over, I am a spinster, I don't even have a 🐱 I am looking forward to my jacket spud tomorrow - with no 6 grated cheese - my eye lashes will curl - what bollox you lot talk - It's not what it professes to be. I ain't from bloody Mars. I don't have a SHOT GUN in my knickers. Forum visitors, must be 🦊 ed, & think their laptop has been hacked. 🤸♀️ (I am rather flexey) I suppose you can see my knickers? Get a life grandads aka forum members. Proper fucking unhinged. I can’t make any sense of this cunt whatsoever. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 7 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Proper fucking unhinged. I can’t make any sense of this cunt whatsoever. I'd be worried if you did SC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: I'd be worried if you did SC Good point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 24 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Proper fucking unhinged. I can’t make any sense of this cunt whatsoever. Don't start Granddaddy XXX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 2 hours ago, Clavo Cruz said: He will rise again .. unlike your prick. Your cock obsession is getting out of control. Put it away and stop making everyone else feel inferior Big Boy. Size isn’t everything. We’ve all got one after all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 2 hours ago, ProfB said: Give us a kiss 💋 You’ve spelled kicking wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 1 minute ago, King Billy said: You’ve spelled kicking wrong. 😘 XXX no this is ProfB XXXXXXXXXXX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: You’ve spelled kicking wrong. KISS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 29 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Proper fucking unhinged. Almost up there with Dictator Dan SC. I’m shocked by his no lifting your mask to drink your beer outside mandate yesterday. Well I was till Donkey chops over in NZ locked the entire country down for ‘ONE’ case of Covid. These conspiracy theories I’ve grown to love are starting to seem nowhere near crazy enough. WTF is going on mate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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