Goober Posted July 16, 2021 Report Share Posted July 16, 2021 Ffs. Shit like this makes one wish for a return to Victorian infant mortality rates. Any parent recognising that their child was displaying such characteristics before the age of 18 should choose to drown them them in their chamber pot and blame it on typhoid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 16, 2021 Report Share Posted July 16, 2021 54 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's true Pen. Your avatar is a bit freaky. My avatar is a lot freaky .. its from an advert for funeral plans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 16, 2021 Report Share Posted July 16, 2021 52 minutes ago, Goober said: Ffs. Shit like this makes one wish for a return to Victorian infant mortality rates. Any parent recognising that their child was displaying such characteristics before the age of 18 should choose to drown them them in their chamber pot and blame it on typhoid. As I've said before, if you suspect your kid might be a wrong'un, buy him an air rifle and a Swiss Army knife for his 11th birthday. If he's shown no interest in a month and seems more interested in 'Love Island' and Rylan Clark's Twitter account... take the little freak out into the back garden and set fire to him. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 16, 2021 Report Share Posted July 16, 2021 41 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: My avatar is a lot freaky .. its from an advert for funeral plans. Those TV ads make me cringe. Two people bump into each other "I've just set up a funeral plan. When I go it will pay for my funeral and leave a nice sum for my family" "Really? Ooh what's that number again"? If someone told you that, you'd say "Shut the fuck up you morbid cunt". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 16, 2021 Report Share Posted July 16, 2021 On 15/07/2021 at 15:56, Cuntybaws said: You're welcome! I first saw this a couple of days ago on two or three American Youtube sites. I’ve yet to see any U.K. media actually bring it to the attention of the public, apart from a couple burying it so far down their websites that very few people will ever see it. That covers their arses (unlike the deviant cunt who is the subject of the piece) against any future criticism by the whateverphobic bigots who might dare to question why they’ve ignored this fucking demonic shite and hidden it from the public. Its almost as if they hide shit like this deliberately and they have some sort of agenda, but that’s obviously ridiculous. Lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 16, 2021 Report Share Posted July 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Goober said: drown them them in their chamber pot and blame it on typhoid Mary did it Officer. She hated those kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted July 16, 2021 Report Share Posted July 16, 2021 26 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: As I've said before, if you suspect your kid might be a wrong'un, buy him an air rifle and a Swiss Army knife for his 11th birthday. If he's shown no interest in a month and seems more interested in 'Love Island' and Rylan Clark's Twitter account... take the little freak out into the back garden and set fire to him. Seems a slightly suspect demise to me. Not unreasonable that an accidental fall on their Swiss army knife would sever the carotid artery though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted July 16, 2021 Report Share Posted July 16, 2021 27 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Those TV ads make me cringe. Two people bump into each other "I've just set up a funeral plan. When I go it will pay for my funeral and leave a nice sum for my family" "Really? Ooh what's that number again"? If someone told you that, you'd say "Shut the fuck up you morbid cunt". I wouldn't. You're dead, why give a fuck? They get the house you've paid the mortgage on for 25 years, they can afford a funeral. Greedy cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 16, 2021 Report Share Posted July 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: My avatar is a lot freaky .. its from an advert for funeral plans. It looks like a really fucked up Jamie Lee Curtis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 16, 2021 Report Share Posted July 16, 2021 36 minutes ago, Goober said: Seems a slightly suspect demise to me. Not unreasonable that an accidental fall on their Swiss army knife would sever the carotid artery though. A sound theory. Until the post mortem report, which will reveal traces of semen in the stomach and anus, leading the investigators to conclude that there's no way that this little faggot cunt would possibly be interested in a multi tool. Unless it was in a bukkake context. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 16, 2021 Report Share Posted July 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: As I've said before, if you suspect your kid might be a wrong'un, buy him an air rifle and a Swiss Army knife for his 11th birthday. If he's shown no interest in a month and seems more interested in 'Love Island' and Rylan Clark's Twitter account... take the little freak out into the back garden and set fire to him. Rylan Clarke: that's one cunt I would love to set about with half a pool cue* in a darkened carpark. Well actually a well lit carpark will do. *better leverage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 17, 2021 Report Share Posted July 17, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Rylan Clarke: that's one cunt I would love to set about with half a pool cue* in a darkened carpark. Well actually a well lit carpark will do. *better leverage Pool cue, schmool cue. Fuck that. get yourself a pick axe handle. It's just the bludgeoning tool of choice. Ask Clint Eastwood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 17, 2021 Report Share Posted July 17, 2021 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Those TV ads make me cringe. Two people bump into each other "I've just set up a funeral plan. When I go it will pay for my funeral and leave a nice sum for my family" "Really? Ooh what's that number again"? If someone told you that, you'd say "Shut the fuck up you morbid cunt". There is that smiley cunt who advertises on youtube and always says that the funeral industry is robbing us .. I want vomit over the screen every time I see him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 17, 2021 Report Share Posted July 17, 2021 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: It looks like a really fucked up Jamie Lee Curtis. I hope that you like my new avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 17, 2021 Report Share Posted July 17, 2021 2 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: I hope that you like my new avatar. I demand that you reinstate that one with the posh-looking actress bird with the beehive hairdo from 2012, and while you're at it persuade the Rev to bring back the one of Adolf Hitler wearing the bunny ears from the same era. I even miss Judge's "Muggy Cunt" Millwall guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 17, 2021 Report Share Posted July 17, 2021 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: As I've said before, if you suspect your kid might be a wrong'un, buy him an air rifle and a Swiss Army knife for his 11th birthday. If he's shown no interest in a month and seems more interested in 'Love Island' and Rylan Clark's Twitter account... take the little freak out into the back garden and set fire to him. It's pearls of wisdom like this that make me wonder why your parenting blog was taken down. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 17, 2021 Report Share Posted July 17, 2021 2 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: I hope that you like my new avatar. Dick Emery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 17, 2021 Report Share Posted July 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I demand that you reinstate that one with the posh-looking actress bird with the beehive hairdo from 2012, and while you're at it persuade the Rev to bring back the one of Adolf Hitler wearing the bunny ears from the same era. I even miss Judge's "Muggy Cunt" Millwall guy. 2012 .. I thought that, that was my Sarah Palin period? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 17, 2021 Report Share Posted July 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: 2012 .. I thought that, that was my Sarah Palin period? The past is a foreign country: they do things differently there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 17, 2021 Report Share Posted July 17, 2021 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Pool cue, schmool cue. Fuck that. get yourself a pick axe handle. It's just the bludgeoning tool of choice. Ask Clint Eastwood. Traditional hickory or one of those new-fangled fibreglass ones...asking for a friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 17, 2021 Report Share Posted July 17, 2021 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Dick Emery If it's called a dick, it must have a dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 17, 2021 Report Share Posted July 17, 2021 26 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The past is a foreign country: they do things differently there. There was a posh plastic bird with a beehive hairdo .. was it that one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 17, 2021 Report Share Posted July 17, 2021 6 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: There was a posh plastic bird with a beehive hairdo .. was it that one? Nothing so obvious. It was some relatively obscure fifties actress, dolled up all posh with pearls and shit, looked a bit like Audrey Hepburn but wasn't... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 17, 2021 Report Share Posted July 17, 2021 On 15/07/2021 at 19:41, cuntspotter said: To be honest though..I would have paid money to have witnessed it. My guess is that somewhere some cunt knew exactly what was going to happen and it sitting in a quiet corner chuckling to to him/her/it's self. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 17, 2021 Report Share Posted July 17, 2021 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Nothing so obvious. It was some relatively obscure fifties actress, dolled up all posh with pearls and shit, looked a bit like Audrey Hepburn but wasn't... The past is another place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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