scotty Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 Ok, we all know that airport parking is a rip off, but I suppose they have to make money on their prime location multi-storey edifices. After all, you don't actually need to park up just to be dropped off outside the terminal, right? And that has the added benefit of freeing up the car park capacity for those who need to use them for more than a few minutes. So, all well and good. However, I went to drop a friend off on her holiday yesterday, and was stunned to discover that you now have to pay a fiver just to drop someone off at the terminal. Not to park in the short stay while doing it, but just to stop the fucking car outside the fucking terminal while some cunt climbs out and fucks off. A fiver. To stop your car. Fucking unbelievable. 😡😡 Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 5 minutes ago, scotty said: Ok, we all know that airport parking is a rip off, but I suppose they have to make money on their prime location multi-storey edifices. After all, you don't actually need to park up just to be dropped off outside the terminal, right? And that has the added benefit of freeing up the car park capacity for those who need to use them for more than a few minutes. So, all well and good. However, I went to drop a friend off on her holiday yesterday, and was stunned to discover that you now have to pay a fiver just to drop someone off at the terminal. Not to park in the short stay while doing it, but just to stop the fucking car outside the fucking terminal while some cunt climbs out and fucks off. A fiver. To stop your car. Fucking unbelievable. 😡😡 Cunts. That’s a quid cheaper than Manchester where they’ve been at it for 12 months now. Cunts have even installed cameras off site so if you drop someone off to avoid the charge and they walk to the terminal you’ll get a £100 spot fine courtesy of a private security company having access to your DVLA records so they can trace your address from you number plate. What a country eh? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 12, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: That’s a quid cheaper than Manchester where they’ve been at it for 12 months now. Fucking hell, I can't believe that the mancs have stood still for it. 😳 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: That’s a quid cheaper than Manchester where they’ve been at it for 12 months now. Cunts have even installed cameras off site so if you drop someone off to avoid the charge and they walk to the terminal you’ll get a £100 spot fine courtesy of a private security company having access to your DVLA records so they can trace your address from you number plate. What a country eh? Has anyone challenged the fines for the off site dropping off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 3 hours ago, scotty said: Ok, we all know that airport parking is a rip off, but I suppose they have to make money on their prime location multi-storey edifices. After all, you don't actually need to park up just to be dropped off outside the terminal, right? And that has the added benefit of freeing up the car park capacity for those who need to use them for more than a few minutes. So, all well and good. However, I went to drop a friend off on her holiday yesterday, and was stunned to discover that you now have to pay a fiver just to drop someone off at the terminal. Not to park in the short stay while doing it, but just to stop the fucking car outside the fucking terminal while some cunt climbs out and fucks off. A fiver. To stop your car. Fucking unbelievable. 😡😡 Cunts. Do you still get some yellow vested African cunt telling you to hurry because you've been there for over a minute as you wrestle your disable mum into her wheelchair? Just me then 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 12, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Do you still get some yellow vested African cunt telling you to hurry because you've been there for over a minute as you wrestle your disable mum into her wheelchair? Just me then If I'd been shipping my disabled mum off out of the country Gypps, I'd be too busy cracking open the champagne to post on here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 6 hours ago, scotty said: Ok, we all know that airport parking is a rip off, but I suppose they have to make money on their prime location multi-storey edifices. After all, you don't actually need to park up just to be dropped off outside the terminal, right? And that has the added benefit of freeing up the car park capacity for those who need to use them for more than a few minutes. So, all well and good. However, I went to drop a friend off on her holiday yesterday, and was stunned to discover that you now have to pay a fiver just to drop someone off at the terminal. Not to park in the short stay while doing it, but just to stop the fucking car outside the fucking terminal while some cunt climbs out and fucks off. A fiver. To stop your car. Fucking unbelievable. 😡😡 Cunts. Indeed. Similar to being fleeced an arm and a leg for the ‘privilege’ of going to hospital ”just off to have the cancerous boils burnt off your japseye with acid sir? that’ll be 30 quid” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 13, 2021 Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 They do say that one of the car parks is free of charge for up to two hours. I suppose that official reason is stop stop dozens of cunts from stopping outside the terminal building, the trouble is that ost cunts don't simple drop people off, they spend 10 minutes saying farewell/fuckoff/whatever. It is the same outside hospital main entrances, with cunts parking up for 10 minutes or more or simply driving around in circles stopping other cunts who actually want to simply let people get out of the car and fuck off .. maybe another idea might be for some unformed cunt to go up to the car and blow a whistle and tell lingering cunts to fuck off. Dropping someone off by car outside the terminal buildings? The drop off zones are located directly outside the airport terminals and are the most convenient place for dropping off passengers quickly and easily. Please note that all flights are currently operating to and from our North Terminal Drop-off charge A minimum £5 charge now applies to use the designated drop off zone in both North and South Terminals. Click the link below to visit the NCP site and pay your charge after using the drop-off zone: Pay your charge Click the link below to visit the NCP site and set up an account to pay automatically if you visit Gatwick regularly: Set up an AutoPay account We recommend that you use the short-stay car parks for pick-ups as this tends to take longer than dropping off. Please note that normal charges apply in the car parks. Alternatively you can drop off, pick up and park for free up to 2 hours in our Long Stay car park. See below for details. Charges and how to pay £5 for 10 minutes £1 for each additional minute up to 20 minutes. Maximum charge of £25 and the maximum length of stay 30 mins. Payment must be made by midnight the day after the visit to drop off passengers at the forecourt. Non-payment will be enforced through Parking Charge Notices at a charge of £100, reduced to £60 if paid within 14 days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted October 13, 2021 Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 18 hours ago, Clavo said: Has anyone challenged the fines for the off site dropping off? I've noticed you are constantly challenging the multitude of 'Fuck offs' you receive here every day, each month, and year upon fucking year. Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 13, 2021 Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 19 hours ago, scotty said: Fucking hell, I can't believe that the mancs have stood still for it. 😳 Think Marcus Rashford is organising a demo, but I may have got crossed-wires on this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 13, 2021 Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 2 hours ago, Clavo said: They do say that one of the car parks is free of charge for up to two hours. I suppose that official reason is stop stop dozens of cunts from stopping outside the terminal building, the trouble is that ost cunts don't simple drop people off, they spend 10 minutes saying farewell/fuckoff/whatever. It is the same outside hospital main entrances, with cunts parking up for 10 minutes or more or simply driving around in circles stopping other cunts who actually want to simply let people get out of the car and fuck off .. maybe another idea might be for some unformed cunt to go up to the car and blow a whistle and tell lingering cunts to fuck off. Dropping someone off by car outside the terminal buildings? The drop off zones are located directly outside the airport terminals and are the most convenient place for dropping off passengers quickly and easily. Please note that all flights are currently operating to and from our North Terminal Drop-off charge A minimum £5 charge now applies to use the designated drop off zone in both North and South Terminals. Click the link below to visit the NCP site and pay your charge after using the drop-off zone: Pay your charge Click the link below to visit the NCP site and set up an account to pay automatically if you visit Gatwick regularly: Set up an AutoPay account We recommend that you use the short-stay car parks for pick-ups as this tends to take longer than dropping off. Please note that normal charges apply in the car parks. Alternatively you can drop off, pick up and park for free up to 2 hours in our Long Stay car park. See below for details. Charges and how to pay £5 for 10 minutes £1 for each additional minute up to 20 minutes. Maximum charge of £25 and the maximum length of stay 30 mins. Payment must be made by midnight the day after the visit to drop off passengers at the forecourt. Non-payment will be enforced through Parking Charge Notices at a charge of £100, reduced to £60 if paid within 14 days. They should wear striped jumpers and black, lone ranger face masks, the robbing bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 13, 2021 Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: They should wear striped jumpers and black, lone ranger face masks, the robbing bastards. Why go to all that trouble, just give them a Hi-Vis jacket with CUNT written on the back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 13, 2021 Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 53 minutes ago, dave said: Why go to all that trouble, just give them a Hi-Vis jacket with CUNT written on the back. Now, now, R-Soles. I know you're still bitter about about the last manual labourer who visited your hovel and turned down the blowjob you offered along with their cup of tea, but not everyone who wears a Hi-Vis jacket is a cunt. You might have got a bit further with him if you'd offered to throw in a belly rub as well: Lololol. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 14, 2021 Report Share Posted October 14, 2021 12 hours ago, Decimus said: Lololol. Fuck off. Fuck me! I blew a tenner on that cunt at Romford dogs years ago. Norwich Nobjockey was his name. A tenner was a tenner in those days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 15, 2021 Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 On 12/10/2021 at 14:29, scotty said: Ok, we all know that airport parking is a rip off, but I suppose they have to make money on their prime location multi-storey edifices. After all, you don't actually need to park up just to be dropped off outside the terminal, right? And that has the added benefit of freeing up the car park capacity for those who need to use them for more than a few minutes. So, all well and good. However, I went to drop a friend off on her holiday yesterday, and was stunned to discover that you now have to pay a fiver just to drop someone off at the terminal. Not to park in the short stay while doing it, but just to stop the fucking car outside the fucking terminal while some cunt climbs out and fucks off. A fiver. To stop your car. Fucking unbelievable. 😡😡 Cunts. My mate picked me and the missus up at Stansted last night. 8 quid for ten minutes. Three minutes over the ten and the fucking charge was 25 pound. Not amused. Fucking cab would have been less probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 15, 2021 Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 On 12/10/2021 at 14:29, scotty said: Ok, we all know that airport parking is a rip off, but I suppose they have to make money on their prime location multi-storey edifices. After all, you don't actually need to park up just to be dropped off outside the terminal, right? And that has the added benefit of freeing up the car park capacity for those who need to use them for more than a few minutes. So, all well and good. However, I went to drop a friend off on her holiday yesterday, and was stunned to discover that you now have to pay a fiver just to drop someone off at the terminal. Not to park in the short stay while doing it, but just to stop the fucking car outside the fucking terminal while some cunt climbs out and fucks off. A fiver. To stop your car. Fucking unbelievable. 😡😡 Cunts. Throw her out the window without stopping and you won’t have to pay. Circle the block and launch her suitcase at her next time around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 16, 2021 Report Share Posted October 16, 2021 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Throw her out the window without stopping and you won’t have to pay. Circle the block and launch her suitcase at her next time around. We can always rely on you for practical and sensible advice. Good work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 16, 2021 Report Share Posted October 16, 2021 7 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: We can always rely on you for practical and sensible advice. Good work. A simple question Stubby .. you are a drug dealer aren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 16, 2021 Report Share Posted October 16, 2021 20 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: We can always rely on you for practical and sensible advice. Good work. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 16, 2021 Report Share Posted October 16, 2021 12 hours ago, Clavo said: A simple question Stubby .. you are a drug dealer aren't you? Run out of hormone blockers again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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