camberwell gypsy Posted January 9, 2022 Report Share Posted January 9, 2022 Had one of these cunts sat behind me at the rugby yesterday. Obviously some 'hooray Henry' who works in commerce. I knew this because the fucking toff didn't stop talking about it. I don't know how his companion put up with it because I was all for turning round and ramming my pint pot in his throat, which would be pointless as its plastic. Also it would cost me as I'd have to spent an extra quid at the bar for a new one. This cretin wanked on about his boss forking out for a top of the range BMW, his colleagues skiing trip being cancelled because of the chinky wink cold, the meetings he's had concerning his company and..........fucking everything else concerning this boring cunts life. It's not the first time I've had this either. This cunt paid £33 to sit in the freezing cold to watch the rugby, but did nothing but talk bollocks. I was hoping the poor fucker sitting next to him, would quietly murder him and leave him sitting there like that tart at the sumo wrestling match in The Man with the Golden Gun flick. Anyone else had to put up with this crap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 9, 2022 Report Share Posted January 9, 2022 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Had one of these cunts sat behind me at the rugby yesterday. Obviously some 'hooray Henry' who works in commerce. I knew this because the fucking toff didn't stop talking about it. I don't know how his companion put up with it because I was all for turning round and ramming my pint pot in his throat, which would be pointless as its plastic. Also it would cost me as I'd have to spent an extra quid at the bar for a new one. This cretin wanked on about his boss forking out for a top of the range BMW, his colleagues skiing trip being cancelled because of the chinky wink cold, the meetings he's had concerning his company and..........fucking everything else concerning this boring cunts life. It's not the first time I've had this either. This cunt paid £33 to sit in the freezing cold to watch the rugby, but did nothing but talk bollocks. I was hoping the poor fucker sitting next to him, would quietly murder him and leave him sitting there like that tart at the sumo wrestling match in The Man with the Golden Gun flick. Anyone else had to put up with this crap? Rugby is for incestuous little englander shims, what were you thinking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 9, 2022 Report Share Posted January 9, 2022 6 minutes ago, Lairy Larry said: Rugby is for incestuous little englander shims... Or worse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 9, 2022 Report Share Posted January 9, 2022 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Or worse! Hmmm, an interesting curio, their lips appear to be superglued together with spunk. I recommend liberal application of solvent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 9, 2022 Report Share Posted January 9, 2022 4 minutes ago, Lairy Larry said: Hmmm, an interesting curio, their lips appear to be superglued together with spunk. I recommend liberal application of solvent. Really. I would recommend liberal application of 97 octane petrol and a match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 9, 2022 Report Share Posted January 9, 2022 19 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Had one of these cunts sat behind me at the rugby yesterday. Obviously some 'hooray Henry' who works in commerce. I knew this because the fucking toff didn't stop talking about it. I don't know how his companion put up with it because I was all for turning round and ramming my pint pot in his throat, which would be pointless as its plastic. Also it would cost me as I'd have to spent an extra quid at the bar for a new one. This cretin wanked on about his boss forking out for a top of the range BMW, his colleagues skiing trip being cancelled because of the chinky wink cold, the meetings he's had concerning his company and..........fucking everything else concerning this boring cunts life. It's not the first time I've had this either. This cunt paid £33 to sit in the freezing cold to watch the rugby, but did nothing but talk bollocks. I was hoping the poor fucker sitting next to him, would quietly murder him and leave him sitting there like that tart at the sumo wrestling match in The Man with the Golden Gun flick. Anyone else had to put up with this crap? This is all very interesting Gypps but watching rugby and drinking pints sounds like you might be a Pen MkII. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 9, 2022 Report Share Posted January 9, 2022 Just now, Cunty BigBollox said: Really. I would recommend liberal application of 97 octane petrol and a match. Noble, but they already have a burning sensation when they go wee wee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 9, 2022 Report Share Posted January 9, 2022 26 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Or worse! Harlequeers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 9, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2022 16 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: This is all very interesting Gypps but watching rugby and drinking pints sounds like you might be a Pen MkII. I always drink Cabernet Sauvignon by the pint. I'm not a poof you know! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 9, 2022 Report Share Posted January 9, 2022 2 minutes ago, Neil said: Harlequeers London Bottish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 9, 2022 Report Share Posted January 9, 2022 Played at Twinkenham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted January 9, 2022 Report Share Posted January 9, 2022 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Had one of these cunts sat behind me at the rugby yesterday. Obviously some 'hooray Henry' who works in commerce. I knew this because the fucking toff didn't stop talking about it. I don't know how his companion put up with it because I was all for turning round and ramming my pint pot in his throat, which would be pointless as its plastic. Also it would cost me as I'd have to spent an extra quid at the bar for a new one. This cretin wanked on about his boss forking out for a top of the range BMW, his colleagues skiing trip being cancelled because of the chinky wink cold, the meetings he's had concerning his company and..........fucking everything else concerning this boring cunts life. It's not the first time I've had this either. This cunt paid £33 to sit in the freezing cold to watch the rugby, but did nothing but talk bollocks. I was hoping the poor fucker sitting next to him, would quietly murder him and leave him sitting there like that tart at the sumo wrestling match in The Man with the Golden Gun flick. Anyone else had to put up with this crap? Could it be that the posh cunt was a little nervous around you CG? What with your Saaaf London twang and generally vile behaviour of late, the poor bastard panicked and thought you would rob him...hence the nervous talking bollocks etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 9, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2022 44 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Could it be that the posh cunt was a little nervous around you CG? What with your Saaaf London twang and generally vile behaviour of late, the poor bastard panicked and thought you would rob him...hence the nervous talking bollocks etc. I left my twang at home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 9, 2022 Report Share Posted January 9, 2022 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Had one of these cunts sat behind me at the rugby yesterday. Obviously some 'hooray Henry' who works in commerce. What do you expect, it's rugby. You're either going to end up sat next to some public schoolboy with a hamster up his arse, or some northern fucking animal molesting a ferret. Ghastly sport. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 10, 2022 Report Share Posted January 10, 2022 2 hours ago, Decimus said: What do you expect, it's rugby. You're either going to end up sat next to some public schoolboy with a hamster up his arse, or some northern fucking animal molesting a ferret. Ghastly sport. Funny that, as you strike me as exactly the same sort of weak, pathetic, loud mouth sack of faux posh shit. Anyway, in the pre woke days when I was a season ticket holder there was this nerdy little loudmouth fuckwit, sitting about 4 rows behind me who used to grind my gears. “Startrek” we used to call him because that’s all he went on about when he wasn’t embarrassing himself with his lack of knowledge about the game. I had this fantasy about following him home and finding out where he lived. Then, when the next Startrek film came out I would follow him to the nearest cinema, sit behind him and talk about fucking football all the way through. See how you like that nerdy boy! I wonder what happened to old Startrek? Probably on some website somewhere making a complete cunt of himself. Happy days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 10, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2022 4 hours ago, Decimus said: What do you expect, it's rugby. You're either going to end up sat next to some public schoolboy with a hamster up his arse, or some northern fucking animal molesting a ferret. Ghastly sport. True, but at least I can sit supping pints fron my seat watching the game and not be stopped bringing my pint out by some pimply youth in a yellow vest. Swings and roundabouts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 10, 2022 Report Share Posted January 10, 2022 14 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Had one of these cunts sat behind me at the rugby yesterday. Obviously some 'hooray Henry' who works in commerce. I knew this because the fucking toff didn't stop talking about it. I don't know how his companion put up with it because I was all for turning round and ramming my pint pot in his throat, which would be pointless as its plastic. Also it would cost me as I'd have to spent an extra quid at the bar for a new one. This cretin wanked on about his boss forking out for a top of the range BMW, his colleagues skiing trip being cancelled because of the chinky wink cold, the meetings he's had concerning his company and..........fucking everything else concerning this boring cunts life. It's not the first time I've had this either. This cunt paid £33 to sit in the freezing cold to watch the rugby, but did nothing but talk bollocks. I was hoping the poor fucker sitting next to him, would quietly murder him and leave him sitting there like that tart at the sumo wrestling match in The Man with the Golden Gun flick. Anyone else had to put up with this crap? Did he say RUGGER? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 10, 2022 Report Share Posted January 10, 2022 On 09/01/2022 at 17:41, Cuntybaws said: Or worse! A right pair of scrumchums. A bit of conversion therapy might be worth a try imo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 10, 2022 Report Share Posted January 10, 2022 On 09/01/2022 at 17:33, camberwell gypsy said: Had one of these cunts sat behind me at the rugby yesterday. Obviously some 'hooray Henry' who works in commerce. I knew this because the fucking toff didn't stop talking about it. I don't know how his companion put up with it because I was all for turning round and ramming my pint pot in his throat, which would be pointless as its plastic. Also it would cost me as I'd have to spent an extra quid at the bar for a new one. This cretin wanked on about his boss forking out for a top of the range BMW, his colleagues skiing trip being cancelled because of the chinky wink cold, the meetings he's had concerning his company and..........fucking everything else concerning this boring cunts life. It's not the first time I've had this either. This cunt paid £33 to sit in the freezing cold to watch the rugby, but did nothing but talk bollocks. I was hoping the poor fucker sitting next to him, would quietly murder him and leave him sitting there like that tart at the sumo wrestling match in The Man with the Golden Gun flick. Anyone else had to put up with this crap? £33 to get in and then £1 a pint? Do they have some sort of time portal instead of a turnstile? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 10, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2022 6 minutes ago, King Billy said: £33 to get in and then £1 a pint? Do they have some sort of time portal instead of a turnstile? FFS Billy; it's £1 for the plastic pint pot and you keep it so you only pay £4.60 instead of £5.60. So cheap skates like me take mine to the ground. Comprendeh noonynoony? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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