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Cat Kicking Kurt Zouma


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On 10/02/2022 at 18:46, Cunty BigBollox said:

Well someone asked another footballist their opinion on this fuck-storm, and it was none other than team-mate Michail Antonio so don't expect an enlightened response. Fuckwit No2, Michail retorted with his own question, "Is it any worse than racism?" How can physical harm be compared to racism? Or is Michail not bothered because it was a cat?  I've think you've been practicing too many headers you thick cunt.

BLACK CATS MATTER

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On 09/02/2022 at 22:47, Frank said:

I bought myself a dog EC.. a miniature Dachshund. Eric Longbelly’s his name. True. He’s a bit dim but my god I love him. 

If anything Frank, this latest attempt at a comeback is significantly worse than all your previous embarrassing debacles. Let’s hope it’s your last.

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On 08/02/2022 at 21:45, Eric Cuntman said:

If it's a white cat, he will probably claim it's a racist. The snowflakes will 'flock to Twitter', demanding the cat apologises.

Had the cat looked like one of these (https://www.catsincare.com/cats-that-look-like-hitler/), you can easily imagine the BBC News twist on the story: 'Deliberate attack on Premiership footballer proves cats can be trained to attack like guard dogs'.

The deliberate attack on West Ham defender Kurt Zouma has resulted in the player being forced to kick his cat across a kitchen floor mansion in self-defence, and then prevent being lunged at the throat by the aggressive animal by slapping it away.   

The footage was uploaded to social media, in which the animal – which had attacked Zouma and his brother off-camera – can also be seen being shouted at to drive the white supremacist-trained beast away by the unfortunate footballing duo in a desperate bid to prevent serious injury.

Bethlehem Impi of the UK's Black Lives Matter movement said: 'We're shocked by the footage – that someone would actually spend time transforming a cat into a racist creature. This was clearly a racially motivated attack in which the cat, which depicts Hitler to further add intimidation, might strike again at any time."

The debate continues as to whether the animal is to be destroyed.

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On 11/02/2022 at 07:28, Gronda Gronda said:

Did you mean anything worse than what he did, or anything worse than being black? 

The only thing worse than being black is, not being black, because then you'd obviously have no excuses, reasons or exemptions for being a cunt.;)

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20 hours ago, Wolfie said:

Had the cat looked like one of these (https://www.catsincare.com/cats-that-look-like-hitler/), you can easily imagine the BBC News twist on the story: 'Deliberate attack on Premiership footballer proves cats can be trained to attack like guard dogs'.

The deliberate attack on West Ham defender Kurt Zouma has resulted in the player being forced to kick his cat across a kitchen floor mansion in self-defence, and then prevent being lunged at the throat by the agressive animal by slapping it away.   

The footage was uploaded to social media, in which the animal – which had attacked Zouma and his brother off-camera – can also be seen being shouted at in an attempt to drive the white supremacist-trained beast away by the unfortunate footballing duo in a desperate bid to prevent serious injury.

Bethlehem Impi of the UK's Black Lives Matter movement said: 'We're shocked by the footage – that someone would actually spend time transforming a cat into a racist creature. This was clearly a racially motivated attack in which the cat, which depicts Hitler to further add intimidation, might strike again at any time."

The debate continues as to whether the animal is to be destroyed.

Destroyed? I know he's a cunt and plays for West Ham but that's a bit strong.

 

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On 08/02/2022 at 15:14, Parabolic Cunting said:

Kicking and harming animals is never 'isolated', this is indicative of a narcissistic personality disorder, a seemingly common trait among the entitled scum that make up top flight football. Rape, child porn and now animal abuse.


Rarely seems to be white UK born males recently, and whilst I am not typically xenophobic, nor casually racist, maybe we should start examining geneology when giving power and influence to foreign blood in this country of respectable moral principles.

 

I personally would like to kick this zoomer cunt in the head wearing steel toe caps at least 20 times until his monkey brain spills onto the floor. Failing that, I hope next time he plays an opponent takes exception to his cuntish antics and stamps on his ankle the way Graeme Souness would have.

However, I can bet my piss and smeg encrusted ballsack, most of the virtue signaling wankers up in arms about this will happily tuck into their 2 quid chicken sandwiches or Gregg’s pasties made from battery farmed animals that endured horrific lives and were probably praying for death as they watched their companions hanging on a hook still twitching 

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3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I personally would like to kick this zoomer cunt in the head wearing steel toe caps at least 20 times until his monkey brain spills onto the floor. Failing that, I hope next time he plays an opponent takes exception to his cuntish antics and stamps on his ankle the way Graeme Souness would have.

However, I can bet my piss and smeg encrusted ballsack, most of the virtue signaling wankers up in arms about this will happily tuck into their 2 quid chicken sandwiches or Gregg’s pasties made from battery farmed animals that endured horrific lives and were probably praying for death as they watched their companions hanging on a hook still twitching 

Personally I couldn't give a shit if a thick cunt fucking chicken got to see sunlight before I ate the cunt. They're brainless fucking wankers who can barely comprehend the world around them. I doubt it makes much of a difference to them whether they're mindlessly pecking at feed from a cage or in the middle of a pretty field - if it tastes the same I couldn't give less of a shit. Same goes for cows, pigs, sheep and any cunt else who I've ate.

Its food for fuck sake. I'm not going to ponder if the process that brought it from farm to my plate hurt its feelings, or musing about what potential it could have reached in life if it was just given a chance. Its irrelevant, because its fucking dead by the time I meet it anyway.

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On 11/02/2022 at 20:49, King Billy said:

If anything Frank, this latest attempt at a comeback is significantly worse than all your previous embarrassing debacles. Let’s hope it’s your last.

After Storm Eunice he's going to be to busy to post here, he's now posting on Dutch websites asking if people find his wig could they send it to a YMCA in Wolverhampton. 

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