Goober Posted April 16, 2022 Report Share Posted April 16, 2022 4 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Lifts are for ametures. The real challenge is pulling it off up an entire flight of stairs. Whilst jogging. The ultimate evil. The rancid chain fart. A series of micro farts slipped out into the faces of the unfortunates following too closely up the stairs by utilising professional level sphincter control all the way from homeware to mensware on the 5th floor. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 16, 2022 Report Share Posted April 16, 2022 34 minutes ago, Frank said: Goodnight x Nothing less than Gentlemen…which takes some doing is this quagmire of filth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 16, 2022 Report Share Posted April 16, 2022 15 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Nothing less than Gentlemen…which takes some doing is this quagmire of filth. Ignorance is bliss. I can't help but like him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted April 16, 2022 Report Share Posted April 16, 2022 9 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: You certainly don't own a brain. It is always good to hear from you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 16, 2022 Report Share Posted April 16, 2022 (edited) 9 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Wolf. A dear friend of mine and his wife, struggled for years to have a child. She got pregnant, they were elated. Sadly, she had a miscarriage at seven months. There was a funeral, with a tiny casket and it was highly emotional for all attendees. What I will say, with all confidence, is that dead foetus was more interesting, erudite, grammatically capable and intellectually competent than @Old Chap Raasclaat. So not only have you indicated you ponce/take candy from downs children, you now admit to finding a dead foetus interesting...did you inspect it? I knew all along you are a severely disturbed individual and your late night drug fuelled and drunken rants confirm this. What say you DC? Carry on, you'll kill yourself again within a month I reckon. Lol. Edited April 16, 2022 by Mrs Roops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 16, 2022 Report Share Posted April 16, 2022 4 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: So not only have you indicated you ponce/take candy from downs children, you now admit to finding a dead foetus interesting...did you inspect it? I knew all along you are a severely disturbed individual and your late night drug fuelled and drunken rants confirm this. What say you DC? Carry on, you'll kill yourself again within a month I reckon. Lol. Abysmal. Do it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 16, 2022 Report Share Posted April 16, 2022 45 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Abysmal. Do it again. Hang yourself, you dirty ponce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 16, 2022 Report Share Posted April 16, 2022 49 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Hang yourself, you dirty ponce. You have got to be one of the worst, if not the worst, punters to appear on these pages in recent years. A wet toadying and repugnant small man, genuinely despised by each and every one of us. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 16, 2022 Report Share Posted April 16, 2022 2 hours ago, Frank said: You have got to be one of the worst, if not the worst, punters to appear on these pages in recent years. A wet toadying and repugnant small man, genuinely despised by each and every one of us. Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 16, 2022 Report Share Posted April 16, 2022 15 hours ago, Goober said: The ultimate evil. The rancid chain fart. A series of micro farts slipped out into the faces of the unfortunates following too closely up the stairs by utilising professional level sphincter control all the way from homeware to mensware on the 5th floor. Mensware?? You fucking cretin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 16, 2022 Report Share Posted April 16, 2022 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣 Decs Ducks... @Stubby Pecker & Co. 🤣🤣😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 16, 2022 Report Share Posted April 16, 2022 14 minutes ago, Frank said: Decs Ducks... @Stubby Pecker & Co. 🤣🤣😂 Frank and Bender's bastard love child lolololol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 16, 2022 Report Share Posted April 16, 2022 4 hours ago, Frank said: You have got to be one of the worst, if not the worst, punters to appear on these pages in recent years. A wet toadying and repugnant small man, genuinely despised by each and every one of us. Frank I'm in the cinema, can't talk now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 16, 2022 Report Share Posted April 16, 2022 13 hours ago, Dead Penelope said: It is always good to hear from you. I have a cracking day out then come home to this dribbling old fool speaking utter bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 16, 2022 Report Share Posted April 16, 2022 4 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: I have a cracking day out 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 16, 2022 Report Share Posted April 16, 2022 2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Frank I'm in the cinema, can't talk now. You’re finished here. You never really got going. Killed, three times in 10 days. Begone, simpleton. No-one will ever miss you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 16, 2022 Report Share Posted April 16, 2022 16 minutes ago, Decimus said: You have lost it before it got going with a response like that. How's the book coming along, thought of a title yet..how about this.. Adventures of a Mallard Dullard ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 16, 2022 Report Share Posted April 16, 2022 12 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: You’re finished here. You never really got going. Killed, three times in 10 days. Begone, simpleton. No-one will ever miss you. He’s absolutely right @Old Chap Raasclaat. Nobody likes me, hands down, yet I’ve been swamped with ‘likes’ since highlighting your shortcomings this afternoon. You are everything that is wrong. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted April 16, 2022 Report Share Posted April 16, 2022 36 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: I have a cracking day out then come home to this dribbling old fool speaking utter bollocks. Decco the Duck? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 16, 2022 Report Share Posted April 16, 2022 1 minute ago, Dead Penelope said: Decco the Duck? That's actually not bad, perhaps one of the chapters of the preface. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 16, 2022 Report Share Posted April 16, 2022 15 minutes ago, Frank said: He’s absolutely right @Old Chap Raasclaat. Nobody likes me, hands down, yet I’ve been swamped with ‘likes’ since highlighting your shortcomings this afternoon. You are everything that is wrong. I like you Frank as you was the cunt that was horrible to me way back in the summer of 2012..June i do believe. These crazy fools on here wouldn't understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 16, 2022 Report Share Posted April 16, 2022 1 minute ago, Jake The Muss said: I like you Frank as you was the cunt that was horrible to me way back in the summer of 2012..June i do believe. These crazy fools on here wouldn't understand. I know nothing, but do humour me. If you’ve been on this site for that long, why are you so embarrassingly shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 16, 2022 Report Share Posted April 16, 2022 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: I know nothing, but do humour me. If you’ve been on this site for that long, why are you so embarrassingly shit? Well long long time ago in a world of confusion, out popped CC and many a sarcastic horrible cunt formed in it's corridors to exhume the problems of this cuntish world, then the corner got big and fat and was infiltrated by the thickest ugliest bum bandits that could be imagined...you know the type, drug and booze fuelled spastics of the highest order..that's where you come in. Hope this helped, now kill yourself. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 16, 2022 Report Share Posted April 16, 2022 1 minute ago, Jake The Muss said: Well long long time ago in a world of confusion, out popped CC and many a sarcastic horrible cunt formed in it's corridors to exhume the problems of this cuntish world, then the corner got big and fat and was infiltrated by the thickest ugliest bum bandits that could be imagined...you know the type, drug and booze fuelled spastics of the highest order..that's where you come in. Hope this helped, now kill yourself. Better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 16, 2022 Report Share Posted April 16, 2022 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: Better. Don't crawl up my Gary with a like, it's creepy. I'm not a nice bloke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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