Neil Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 I switched on the telly the other week and saw that Rosey Jones break dancing and assumed she was on Strictly, turns out she was just walking on stage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 22 minutes ago, Neil said: I switched on the telly the other week and saw that Rosey Jones break dancing and assumed she was on Strictly, turns out she was just walking on stage She ought to do 'Splash' with Tom Gayly. Chuck your towels and work jeans in, she'll bring them up cleaner than a twin-tub. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 41 minutes ago, Neil said: You do know Denzil Washington is playing Macbeth in a new film don't you? You got that one wrong .. he's signed up to act as Mad Vlad Putin's double. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 57 minutes ago, Neil said: You do know Denzil Washington is playing Macbeth in a new film don't you? According to the 'minorities', skin colour, race, and gender are unimportant when it comes to playing a role, it's about the character themselves and people shouldn't notice the colour or sex of the actor.. Mel Gibson would be great as Anne Frank. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Total Cuntbreed Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I was reading the novel 'Munich' about Chamberlain and Hitler's meeting before watching the film but found out that one of the cabinet bigwigs is black, despite being a real historical figure who was white. Now, if you want people of colour in flicks then have them playing roles that are conducive to the story, era and location. The only colonials I could see being in 1930s Downing Street would be hoovering the carpets or serving drinks in the members bar. Yup watched it last night with the token person of colour in Downing Street-what a load of box ticking historically incorrect utter bollocks🤬 Mein Fuhrer would be spinning in his grave,especially as the actor playing Hitler is actually a poof-BUT he was good in Downfall as Goebbels and the SS officer in the background was great in Inglorious Basterds as SS Major Hellstrom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 2 hours ago, Neil said: You do know Denzil Washington is playing Macbeth in a new film don't you? "Is this a **gger I see before me?" "Where's the fucking script writer, he's misspelled dagger again!" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 4 minutes ago, Goober said: "Is this a **gger I see before me?" "Where's the fucking script writer, he's misspelled dagger again!" Fucking qualitah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 15 minutes ago, Goober said: "Is this a **gger I see before me?" "Where's the fucking script writer, he's misspelled dagger again!" Two G, or not two G, that is the question. When the correct answer is a country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 2 hours ago, Total Cuntbreed said: Yup watched it last night with the token person of colour in Downing Street-what a load of box ticking historically incorrect utter bollocks🤬 Mein Fuhrer would be spinning in his grave,especially as the actor playing Hitler is actually a poof-BUT he was good in Downfall as Goebbels and the SS officer in the background was great in Inglorious Basterds as SS Major Hellstrom. The best Hitler I've seen was Bruno Ganz in Downfall. He even went to Hitler's birthplace to get the accent right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 "Is dat a shiv I see before me ,innit blud" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 5 hours ago, Neil said: "Is dat a shiv I see before me ,innit blud" "Double, double, toil an' trouble. Yah get wot I'm saying, bruv"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 17 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: According to the 'minorities', skin colour, race, and gender are unimportant when it comes to playing a role, I bet they wouldn't like Roseane Barr playing Nelson Mandela. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 19 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: According to the 'minorities', skin colour, race, and gender are unimportant when it comes to playing a role, it's about the character themselves and people shouldn't notice the colour or sex of the actor.. Mel Gibson would be great as Anne Frank. Unless the character is black, then all of the above don't apply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 17 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: He even went to Hitler's birthplace to get the accent right. I didn’t even know that babies had accents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 20 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: The best Hitler I've seen was Bruno Ganz in Downfall. He even went to Hitler's birthplace to get the accent right. He was a particularly good Hitler, though don't you think Roops would also do fairly well in a Führer competition? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 4 minutes ago, Wolfie said: He was a particularly good Hitler, though don't you think Roops would also do fairly well in a Führer competition? She wouldn't look as good if I drew her in brown. She's a Himmler, not a Hitler IMO. Aesthetically speaking at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 16 minutes ago, Wolfie said: He was a particularly good Hitler, though don't you think Roops would also do fairly well in a Führer competition? I have her down as an Irma Grese, The Hyena of Auscwitz, patrolling these hallowed halls, slapping her riding crop on her Jack boots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: She wouldn't look as good if I drew her in brown. She's a Himmler, not a Hitler IMO. Aesthetically speaking at least. While one identifies the classic black SS Panzer 'Please gas ze Jews immediately' uniform with Himmler, Hitler's brown oufits were from his earlier NSDAP days. His later uniforms, often dark grey or black and leathered up like the ultimate warlord, especially on the Russian Front, could surely be drawn with Roops in mind, such is the perfect marriage of entities. While on the subject of Hitler, given his immaculate attention to detail, I've always wondered just why he never morphed his mustache into a swastika. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 2 minutes ago, Wolfie said: While one identifies the classic black SS Panzer 'Please gas ze Jews immediately' uniform with Himmler, Hitler's brown oufits were from his earlier NSDAP days. His later uniforms, often dark grey or black and leathered up like the ultimate warlord, especially on the Russian Front, could surely be drawn with Roops in mind, such is the perfect marriage of entities. While on the subject of Hitler, given his immaculate attention to detail, I've always wondered just why he never morphed his mustache into a swastika. It would have been a waste of time. Cameras of the time simply didn't have the resolution to make the image of a tiny swastika under his nose visible. He lost the rest of his moustache in WW1 along with his bollock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 22 minutes ago, Wolfie said: While one identifies the classic black SS Panzer 'Please gas ze Jews immediately' uniform with Himmler, Hitler's brown oufits were from his earlier NSDAP days. His later uniforms, often dark grey or black and leathered up like the ultimate warlord, especially on the Russian Front, could surely be drawn with Roops in mind, such is the perfect marriage of entities. While on the subject of Hitler, given his immaculate attention to detail, I've always wondered just why he never morphed his mustache into a swastika. The SS ditched the black uniform for field grey in about 1938 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: She wouldn't look as good if I drew her in brown. She's a Himmler, not a Hitler IMO. Aesthetically speaking at least. Leave the design of her uniform to Hugo Bossyboots. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Leave the design of her uniform to Hugo Bossyboots. Hyoogle Boss? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 4 hours ago, Wolfie said: don't you think Roops would also do fairly well in a Führer competition? Fairly well? A walkover probably, with all the other entrants found years later, buried deep in the Ardennes forest, riddled with bullet holes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: I've always wondered just why he never morphed his mustache into a swastika. Everyone would have known he was a Nazi and started calling him names if he’d done that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 3 hours ago, Roadkill said: He lost the rest of his moustache in WW1 along with his bollock. Trench testicle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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