Roadkill Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 Why the fuck are these things so over-designed these days? I grabbed one randomly off the shelf the other day to replace my old one and for some fucking reason some cunt has decided to replace half of the bristles in the centre with useless little rubbery legs. According to the box, its an ingenious new development in toothbrush technology, designed to massage and soothe the gums as you brush, but in reality it just means you're wasting more time trying to brush your teeth with less effective surface area as a bunch of useless rubber shit gets in the fucking way. Personally, I don't fucking appreciate some dentist cunt deciding they want to massage my gums like a bunch of mouth clits, and I honestly find the entire concept somewhat perverse - like someone including arse plugs and cock rings into underwear and selling it as the regular thing. Fucking liberty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 Do as Frank does and just put the fuckers in a glass 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 Used to use 'manual' brushes but bought an Oral B electric one...I would highly recommend it, especially to @Frank for removing the different male pubic hair that's accumulated over the years, and also to @cunt as I'm sure it would be useful for brushing those dog shit stains away. Lol lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 9, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 Why the fuck, of all the things about him, do people have so much beef with @Frank's teeth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 27 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Why the fuck, of all the things about him, do people have so much beef with @Frank's teeth? It's the pubes in his teeth, not the beef. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 Ghastly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 3 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Used to use 'manual' brushes but bought an Oral B electric one...I would highly recommend it, especially to @Frank for removing the different male pubic hair that's accumulated over the years, and also to @cunt as I'm sure it would be useful for brushing those dog shit stains away. Lol lol. Despite a growing suspicion Frank's wealth comes from being a local bike for wealthy old men throughout London's West End, I'll wager @cunt has actually been the first to stick an electric toothbrush up his arse, perhaps even 2-3 simultaneously, such is my belief his teeny little brain blinds him to his own bizarre perversions. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 8 hours ago, Wolfie said: I'll wager @cunt has actually been the first to stick an electric toothbrush up his arse, AnalB 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: AnalB ColonGate toothpaste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 12 hours ago, Roadkill said: I grabbed one randomly off the shelf the other day Along with this months editions of ‘Readers Grannies’ and ‘HILF Monthly’ (halfwits I’d love to fuck). I bet a toothbrush was the last thing you expected to find in the carrier bag when you got back in the car and gently slid your trousers down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 9, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Along with this months editions of ‘Readers Grannies’ and ‘HILF Monthly’ (halfwits I’d love to fuck). I bet a toothbrush was the last thing you expected to find in the carrier bag when you got back in the car and gently slid your trousers down. I was on the back seat where the windows are tinted. You can't prove a fucking thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 6 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I was on the back seat where the windows are tinted. You can't prove a fucking thing. You must know by now RK that I never rely on evidence to prove a good story. In fact evidence often proves to be the undoing of most of my best stories. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 9, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 1 minute ago, King Billy said: You must know by now RK that I never rely on evidence to prove a good story. In fact evidence often proves to be the undoing of most of my best stories. Oh, you just reminded me - thanks for cashing me in on the looming possibility that my liver might turn into a huge cancer in the future - really brightened the fucking day that did. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 11 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I was on the back seat where the windows are tinted. You can't prove a fucking thing. That might be true if you hadn’t been on a crowded bus at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Oh, you just reminded me - thanks for cashing me in on the looming possibility that my liver might turn into a huge cancer in the future - really brightened the fucking day that did. Cunt. Roops will be able to set your mind at rest with a ‘fact-checked’ Google link and a reminder that I’m a ‘thicko’ RK. As you were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 9, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 Just now, King Billy said: That might be true if you hadn’t been on a crowded bus at the time. Billy, serious talk now. I'm fine with you suggesting I wank off to stolen granny and spacker porn mags, but insinuating that I'm a smelly bus wanker is going a bit too far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Billy, serious talk now. I'm fine with you suggesting I wank off to stolen granny and spacker porn mags, but insinuating that I'm a smelly bus wanker is going a bit too far. You’re right. I’ll have Goober apologise for me ASAP. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 9, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 Just now, King Billy said: You’re right. I’ll have Goober apologise for me ASAP. Its fine. Everyone has a line, and now you know mine. I would never take the bus anywhere. And I don't care how many baby seals die of lung cancer so I can drive my car - its a price I'm willing to pay both in this life and the next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 10, 2022 Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 54 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Its fine. Everyone has a line, and now you know mine. And I don't care how many baby seals die of lung cancer so I can drive my car Probably none. Because it's not a Shelby GT500, it's a Prius and it runs on the tears of happiness shed by baby pandas and orangutan's who would be dead if you had a proper car. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 10, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 28 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Probably none. Because it's not a Shelby GT500, it's a Prius and it runs on the tears of happiness shed by baby pandas and orangutan's who would be dead if you had a proper car. ... Twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 10, 2022 Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 7 hours ago, Roadkill said: Oh, you just reminded me - thanks for cashing me in on the looming possibility that my liver might turn into a huge cancer in the future - really brightened the fucking day that did. Cunt. Will it affect liver & onion ready meals? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 10, 2022 Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 3 hours ago, Dead Penelope said: Will it affect liver & onion ready meals? Meat and one veg🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cillian Murphy Posted March 12, 2022 Report Share Posted March 12, 2022 Many congratulations, this is a new low. Nominating toothbrushes, FFS.. What you meant to say is "The many choices of toothbrushes" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2022 3 minutes ago, Cillian Murphy said: Many congratulations, this is a new low. Nominating toothbrushes, FFS.. What you meant to say is "The many choices of toothbrushes" Fuck off you little Debbie downer cunt before I rip off your jaw and use your thyroid gland to wipe my arse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cillian Murphy Posted March 12, 2022 Report Share Posted March 12, 2022 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Fuck off you little Debbie downer cunt before I rip off your jaw and use your thyroid gland to wipe my arse. WOW, brilliant reply. Cutting wit, that has really put me in my humble place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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