Eric Cuntman Posted April 11, 2022 Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 1 minute ago, ProfB said: You said that to me, you say it to all the girls 😡 I'm a slut 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 11, 2022 Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 On 09/04/2022 at 11:24, Eddie said: Careful, you’re on very thin ice with me talking like that, watch the lip or else. Never mind all that Eddie. Where the fuck are my brake pads? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 11, 2022 Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 On 08/04/2022 at 18:22, Cunty BigBollox said: He wasn't outside the canteen either, the fucking lightweight, no-show cunt. Apparently he was having his talons clipped and his fannie waxed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted April 11, 2022 Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 14 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Jimmy Savile, a mason? No. He was a DJ Spot & Clunk Click Every Trip (do your seat belt up advert, saving 1000s of lives)- I think he had his own teeth. Love ProfB XXX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 11, 2022 Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 6 minutes ago, ProfB said: You said that to me, you say it to all the girls 😡 Hi ProfB.😘 If you and I somehow found ourselves stranded on a desert island with Mrs Roops, would you be more or less inclined to fornicate with me if she was brutally murdered,while you were distracted looking at dolphins or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted April 11, 2022 Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 Sort of, I think you typoed - fumigate, who was it that told me about Mrs Roots farting - that perve one, who was into the cartoon porn thing - he's no longer on the corner I don't think? He send a message saying her farts smell like out of date dog shampoo. Plus 77 pics of his willy, 1 of his parrot Nelson, 3 of his aquarium. Corner should do more checks on members, because he emailed bollox to me 24/7, posted weird stuff on the corner & admin didn't even notice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted April 11, 2022 Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 22 minutes ago, King Billy said: Hi ProfB.😘 If you and I somehow found ourselves stranded on a desert island with Mrs Roops, would you be more or less inclined to fornicate with me if she was brutally murdered,while you were distracted looking at dolphins or something? PS forgot my kisses: 😘 Love ProfB xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted April 11, 2022 Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 26 minutes ago, King Billy said: Hi ProfB.😘 If you and I somehow found ourselves stranded on a desert island with Mrs Roops, would you be more or less inclined to fornicate with me if she was brutally murdered,while you were distracted looking at dolphins or something? Hi Billy King, Love ProfB XXX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 11, 2022 Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 1 hour ago, ProfB said: Hi Billy King, Love ProfB XXX I think she fancies you @King Billy. You could become the Corner's very first date. Just imagine waking in the morning after a night out when a hairy-fannied swamp creature who reminds you of the old lady in the bath scene from The Shining walks into the room, with your coffee & breakfast. You know as well as I do first-class coke (the drink of course, doh) and alcohol can make the ugliest of sows appear fuckable. And she's clearly single, though I suspect no man has put his penis near her for an embarrassingly long time. Fancy a punt on the old mule KB? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 11, 2022 Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 3 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I think she fancies you @King Billy. You could become the Corner's very first date. Just imagine waking in the morning after a night out when a hairy-fannied swap creature who reminds you of the old lady in the bath scene from The Shining walks into the room, with your coffee & breakfast. You know as well as I do first-class coke (the drink of course, doh) and alcohol can make the ugliest of sows appear fuckable. And she's clearly single, though I suspect no man has put his penis near her for an embarrassingly long time. Fancy a punt on the old mule KB? Absolutely Wolfie. Get them all fucked. Don’t leave anyone out. I don’t want to be lying on my deathbed thinking of what could have been. She’d most likely insist I ram it up her Gary too, if I’m not mistaken. So yes, I’ll have a punt. I’ll get my people to email her people and maybe we’ll do ‘brunch’ or she can finger her arse while I’m wanking on a Zoom call. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 11, 2022 Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 22 minutes ago, King Billy said: Absolutely Wolfie. Get them all fucked. Don’t leave anyone out. I don’t want to be lying on my deathbed thinking of what could have been. She’d most likely insist I ram it up her Gary too, if I’m not mistaken. So yes, I’ll have a punt. I’ll get my people to email her people and maybe we’ll do ‘brunch’ or she can finger her arse while I’m wanking on a Zoom call. You could ask Frank to join in with his cucumber trick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 12, 2022 Report Share Posted April 12, 2022 7 hours ago, ProfB said: PS forgot my kisses: 😘 Love ProfB xxx Two-timing, fickle bint. Never PM me again. Who the fuck is ‘fruitpants’ incidentally? Wrong ‘un. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 12, 2022 Report Share Posted April 12, 2022 7 hours ago, Wolfie said: You could ask Frank to join in with his cucumber trick. Or you to do your usual one trick pony act. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 12, 2022 Report Share Posted April 12, 2022 8 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Two-timing, fickle bint. Never PM me again. Who the fuck is ‘fruitpants’ incidentally? Wrong ‘un. She leads us all the same merry dance DC. it's all just a ploy to win the heart of @cuntspotter... our shattered dreams and broken hearts are just collateral damage.😔 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 12, 2022 Report Share Posted April 12, 2022 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: She leads us all the same merry dance DC. it's all just a ploy to win the heart of @cuntspotter... our shattered dreams and broken hearts are just collateral damage.😔 I hope a rabid fox bites it’s cunt off…I really do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 On 12/04/2022 at 06:48, Dyslexic cnut said: Two-timing, fickle bint. Never PM me again. Who the fuck is ‘fruitpants’ incidentally? Wrong ‘un. She has never PMed me .. Oh I forgot I blocked the stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 On 11/04/2022 at 23:37, Wolfie said: I think she fancies you @King Billy. You could become the Corner's very first date. Just imagine waking in the morning after a night out when a hairy-fannied swamp creature who reminds you of the old lady in the bath scene from The Shining walks into the room, with your coffee & breakfast. You know as well as I do first-class coke (the drink of course, doh) and alcohol can make the ugliest of sows appear fuckable. And she's clearly single, though I suspect no man has put his penis near her for an embarrassingly long time. Fancy a punt on the old mule KB? You & King Billy are being made into wax effigies - I practice witchcraft & black magic, so you are messing with the wrong WOMAN. 'Fancy a punt on the old mule KB? ' HOW DARE YOU? 😡 You & KB are💩 Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble. Fillet of a fenny snake, In the cauldron boil and bake; Eye of newt and toe of frog, Wool of bat and tongue of dog, Adder’s fork and blind-worm’s sting, Lizard’s leg and owlet’s wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble. BASTARDS, may you be eaten by maggots. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 3 hours ago, ProfB said: You & King Billy are being made into wax effigies - I practice witchcraft & black magic, so you are messing with the wrong WOMAN. 'Fancy a punt on the old mule KB? ' HOW DARE YOU? 😡 You & KB are💩 Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble. Fillet of a fenny snake, In the cauldron boil and bake; Eye of newt and toe of frog, Wool of bat and tongue of dog, Adder’s fork and blind-worm’s sting, Lizard’s leg and owlet’s wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble. BASTARDS, may you be eaten by maggots. Cheer up ProfB. You can buy 'Arctic Roll®' in Morrisons! And it's exactly the same as it was in 1979. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 27 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Cheer up ProfB. You can buy 'Arctic Roll®' in Morrisons! And it's exactly the same as it was in 1979. I once saw an artic roll .. it was on the A534 near Sandbach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 On 10/04/2022 at 10:38, camberwell gypsy said: He was a high ranking Mason as well Are you sure about that? He was a keen left-footer and their version of the sky-fairy disapproves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 35 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Are you sure about that? He was a keen left-footer and their version of the sky-fairy disapproves. A fucking Catholic as well. As far as hatred goes, he's the gift that keeps on giving. I wish he'd been black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Cheer up ProfB. You can buy 'Arctic Roll®' in Morrisons! And it's exactly the same as it was in 1979. Liar, liar your bum's on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 9 minutes ago, ProfB said: Liar, liar your bum's on fire. Fuck off then. I've tried to be friendly. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 31 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuck off then. I've tried to be friendly. Idiot. Showing your true colours Eric (not the pleasant person you once pretended to be), and you lied about the Artic Roll. Only Weary&Disgusted is a decent person, got me into the fab Cage the Elephant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 8 minutes ago, ProfB said: Showing your true colours Eric (not the pleasant person you once pretended to be), and you lied about the Artic Roll. Only Weary&Disgusted is a decent person, got me into the fab Cage the Elephant. Go into Morrisons. Arctic Roll is surprisingly hidden in the frozen food section. And my 'true colours' were the ones you've seen up to now. The Eric Cuntman who tried to accept you as an entertaining eccentric, only to discover that you're a nasty little troll. Now fuck off cunt. You've had all the rope you're fucking getting. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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