New World Order or One World Government? ‘And here it is folks. The Great Reset’ coming to your neighbourhood on the 22nd of May 2022. Prepare your arseholes.

[Jake The Muss]

1 minute ago, Decimus said:

Of course they fucking didn't.

Oh...sorry.

[Cunty BigBollox]

22 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Of course they fucking didn't.

That'll teach their mums for sleeping with their brothers.

[Dyslexic cnut]

10 hours ago, Roadkill said:

 

You have to give it to the girl, Killa. That’s both of us twatted in a little over 24 hours. She’s a cuntess that I obviously want dead, but she’s a bit tasty at this caper.

[Roadkill]

4 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

You have to give it to the girl, Killa. That’s both of us twatted in a little over 24 hours. She’s a cuntess that I obviously want dead, but she’s a bit tasty at this caper.

I gave up trying to argue with her a long time ago. Sometimes, about 5% of the time, reasoning can get through if you don't make direct eye contact and attempt it after she's just eaten or is about to go to sleep, but its rare. Especially when she's raggling Billy.

[Decimus]

21 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

You have to give it to the girl, Killa. That’s both of us twatted in a little over 24 hours. She’s a cuntess that I obviously want dead, but she’s a bit tasty at this caper.

She's unbeatable, and I don't say that lightly. Don't waste your time trying to prove otherwise.

[Eric Cuntman]

24 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

You have to give it to the girl, Killa. That’s both of us twatted in a little over 24 hours. She’s a cuntess that I obviously want dead, but she’s a bit tasty at this caper.

She's just commissioned the little man from the village to widen all the doorways in her house. 

[King Billy]

26 minutes ago, Decimus said:

She's unbeatable, and I don't say that lightly. Don't waste your time trying to prove otherwise.

You’ve spelled unbearable wrong Decs.

[King Billy]

42 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Especially when she's raggling Billy.

I don’t know what raggling is exactly but I’m getting a semi thinking about her doing it to me. Is it another word for apologising?

[Earl of Punkape]

32 minutes ago, Decimus said:

She's unbeatable, and I don't say that lightly. Don't waste your time trying to prove otherwise.

Is that Gareth Hunt in your avatar?

He did the coffee advertisements.

We you acquaintances?

(Snigger)

[Earl of Punkape]

1 minute ago, King Billy said:

I don’t know what raggling is exactly but I’m getting a semi thinking about her doing it to me. Is it another word for apologising?

Roops wipes the floor with you.

A mop for your avatar would be more apt.

(snigger)

[King Billy]

1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said:

Is that Gareth Hunt in your avatar?

He did the coffee advertisements.

We you acquaintances?

(Snigger)

Be careful Punkers. Monkeypox is about.

[Roadkill]

1 minute ago, King Billy said:

I don’t know what raggling is exactly but I’m getting a semi thinking about her doing it to me. Is it another word for apologising?

Might be spelt "wraggling". You know, when a dog shakes a toy or small animal side to side in its mouth? Must be a local thing.

[King Billy]

1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said:

Roops wipes the floor with you.

A mop for your avatar would be more apt.

(snigger)

Reported for being you.

(chuckle)

[Eric Cuntman]

1 minute ago, Roadkill said:

Might be spelt "wraggling". You know, when a dog shakes a toy or small animal side to side in its mouth? Must be a local thing.

What does 'radgee' mean?

[King Billy]

1 minute ago, Roadkill said:

Might be spelt "wraggling". You know, when a dog shakes a toy or small animal side to side in its mouth? Must be a local thing.

I wouldn’t describe her as a small animal Eric. A humongous man beast maybe. And I wouldn’t let her anywhere near my mouth incase my implants rusted.

[Roadkill]

16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

What does 'radgee' mean?

A hybrid word, its like "nutter" and "idiot" combined, or can be used to describe someone having a paddy, but can also be used in a positive or negative context depending on the situation. Spelt "Radgie" if you want to use it in the future.

[Decimus]

12 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:

Is that Gareth Hunt in your avatar?

He did the coffee advertisements.

We you acquaintances?

(Snigger)

Fuck off, you're not welcome here anymore.

[Roadkill]

3 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I wouldn’t describe her as a small animal Eric. A humongous man beast maybe. And I wouldn’t let her anywhere near my mouth incase my implants rusted.

Eric wouldn't either. And neither did I.

[Eric Cuntman]

24 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Eric wouldn't either. And neither did I.

He's shellshock loopy. 

[Dyslexic cnut]

38 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:

Roops wipes the floor with you.

A mop for your avatar would be more apt.

(snigger)

Prison food has certainly fired your homosexual, cassock lifting body-of-Christ mood up. I’ve not seen you this animated since John Paul the second lay on his catafalque with his nose hairs trimmed. 

[King Billy]

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

He's shellshock loopy. 

Fact checked…..Probably.

[Jake The Muss]

1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said:

Roops wipes the floor with you.

A mop for your avatar would be more apt.

(snigger)

Really ? Build a fucking statue for the stupid bint, then you can worship her saggy saddle bags.

Stupid spunk stained golfing retard.

[King Billy]

1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Prison food has certainly fired your homosexual, cassock lifting body-of-Christ mood up. I’ve not seen you this animated since John Paul the second lay on his catafalque with his nose hairs trimmed. 

He’s a trainee estate agent from the poor part of Cheshire. He’s never been to church or played golf in his life. He does bum African men for money though and probably eats bushmeat too.

 

[Roadkill]

1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Prison food has certainly fired your homosexual, cassock lifting body-of-Christ mood up. I’ve not seen you this animated since John Paul the second lay on his catafalque with his nose hairs trimmed. 

Never mind that shit, DC. I found the cunt that nicked that Ukranian you wanted:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10839637/Father-DUMPS-partner-falling-22-year-old-Ukrainian-refugee-came-live-them.html

Not only has the smarmy cunt bagged her, he's clearly been copying your plan step by step. And the fucking radiation hasn't even taken its toll yet.

[Eric Cuntman]

3 hours ago, Roadkill said:

Never mind that shit, DC. I found the cunt that nicked that Ukranian you wanted:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10839637/Father-DUMPS-partner-falling-22-year-old-Ukrainian-refugee-came-live-them.html

Not only has the smarmy cunt bagged her, he's clearly been copying your plan step by step. And the fucking radiation hasn't even taken its toll yet.

I would fuck the shit out of that. Even if my nob looked like Homer Simpson's uranium rod afterwards. Are there any on eBay yet?