King Billy Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: What came after though Bill, when Maggie had tooled them up? Coon-carnage for three years. One chap in particular got very Cocky. Who knows Warren the world he thought he was playing at? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: One chap in particular got very Cocky. Who knows Warren the world he thought he was playing at? Stephen French is a fucking Imhotep cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Stephen French is a fucking Imhotep cunt. Just another spam head Cocky wannabe who’s business model was probably based on watching ‘Chopper’ about 300 times on a stolen VHS player and a 14” B+W TV, in a 14th storey council squat on a 6 month mushroom trip. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted July 3, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 7 hours ago, Wolfie said: But what a fucking mess and what a fucking pussy the first policeman is... that headlock, takedown & roll... lol! Would this wet weekend fill the public or his colleagues with any confidence, seeing as he needed the help of a (W)PC to control a fairly small teenager? I reckon he was afraid of being filmed by a black man and the potential career implications involved – so thank fuck the other cop comes along and immediately gets the situation under control. The guy obviously fancies himself as a bit of a Vince from TJ Hooker, but she was drunk, aggressive, and could have been carrying a knife. So no probs here from me generally. I wish police acted more like this more often, which is what we pay them to do. Just as importantly, the man taking the video for internet upload purposes ought to be investigated for attempting to pervert the course of justice by elaborating the aggression of the police, with bullshit statements such as 'Yo bro, why you trayin' t'break her neck/arm, man', when clearly none of the police trio was doing anything of the sort. I think now is a good time to coin the phrase "Floydian". For example, 'The black man in the video seemed to be overcome with a severe case of "Floydian" when making false statements at police, in an attempt to prevent them from carrying out public order.'. Whilst I like maintaining a healthy distance between myself and the Police, I have respect for them and never underestimate them. One of the problems they face these days is the scrutiny they are put under when anything goes wrong, and the fact they are usually filmed whilst making arrests etc. This can be a good thing, as it's a deterrent to some of the blatant bad apples within the Force, however when it affects an officers behaviour in a serious situation, it's a shame. The Police have partly brought a lot of the pressure and scrutiny upon themselves with their past behaviour, however many of the police today aren't responsible for past wrongs. I have to say the standard of some of these new coppers is embarrassing, I saw some geeky fucking nerd twat in uniform a while ago and couldn't believe he made the grade. When I was a younger cunt, most coppers were well built and had some authority, nowadays they're too busy wearing high heels at Pride. If I caught an on duty copper in fucking heels, I'd put him under citizen's arrest for 1) not being in a position to carry out his duty and 2) for defrauding the public purse. What a fucking mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 8 hours ago, Wolfie said: But what a fucking mess and what a fucking pussy the first policeman is... that headlock, takedown & roll... lol! Would this wet weekend fill the public or his colleagues with any confidence, seeing as he needed the help of a (W)PC to control a fairly small teenager? I reckon he was afraid of being filmed by a black man and the potential career implications involved – so thank fuck the other cop comes along and immediately gets the situation under control. The guy obviously fancies himself as a bit of a Vince from TJ Hooker, but she was drunk, aggressive, and could have been carrying a knife. So no probs here from me generally. I wish police acted more like this more often, which is what we pay them to do. Just as importantly, the man taking the video for internet upload purposes ought to be investigated for attempting to pervert the course of justice by elaborating the aggression of the police, with bullshit statements such as 'Yo bro, why you trayin' t'break her neck/arm, man', when clearly none of the police trio was doing anything of the sort. I think now is a good time to coin the phrase "Floydian". For example, 'The black man in the video seemed to be overcome with a severe case of "Floydian" when making false statements at police, in an attempt to prevent them from carrying out public order.'. The only lethal thing in TJ Hooker was Shatner's syrup. I understand it got it's own action series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 49 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Whilst I like maintaining a healthy distance between myself and the Police, I have respect for them and never underestimate them. One of the problems they face these days is the scrutiny they are put under when anything goes wrong, and the fact they are usually filmed whilst making arrests etc. This can be a good thing, as it's a deterrent to some of the blatant bad apples within the Force, however when it affects an officers behaviour in a serious situation, it's a shame. The Police have partly brought a lot of the pressure and scrutiny upon themselves with their past behaviour, however many of the police today aren't responsible for past wrongs. I have to say the standard of some of these new coppers is embarrassing, I saw some geeky fucking nerd twat in uniform a while ago and couldn't believe he made the grade. When I was a younger cunt, most coppers were well built and had some authority, nowadays they're too busy wearing high heels at Pride. If I caught an on duty copper in fucking heels, I'd put him under citizen's arrest for 1) not being in a position to carry out his duty and 2) for defrauding the public purse. What a fucking mess. They’re still fucking filth though. Bunch of tyrant egomaniacal cunts. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted July 4, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 13 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: What came after though Bill, when Maggie had tooled them up? Coon-carnage for three years. DC, Since my arrival in Britain from Calais, I've heard this word often, is it a term of endearment? The guy who serves breakfast at my hotel in Dover always says 'Here's your Coonflakes, milks over there' every morning. I think he's a good mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted July 4, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 20 hours ago, Wolfie said: But what a fucking mess and what a fucking pussy the first policeman is... that headlock, takedown & roll... lol! Would this wet weekend fill the public or his colleagues with any confidence, seeing as he needed the help of a (W)PC to control a fairly small teenager? After watching the video again, she uses the momentum of his shitty roll and flips him over (taking his cuffs off him in the process) lol. The slag could clearly teach that officer some moves. Steroid/action man officer definitely took control of the situation though and that's what was needed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 4, 2022 Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 The police officers were showing commendable restraint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 4, 2022 Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: DC, Since my arrival in Britain from Calais, I've heard this word often, is it a term of endearment? The guy who serves breakfast at my hotel in Dover always says 'Here's your Coonflakes, milks over there' every morning. I think he's a good mate. Are they burnt ‘cornflakes,’ Raas? Change hotels…he’s no friend of yours. Be very careful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 4, 2022 Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 On 03/07/2022 at 02:20, Frank said: I miss a good roast DC. I liquified everything for my Ming towards the end. We'd sit side-by-side for supper rather than opposite each other because I could hardly bear to look at her... literally up to her eyeballs in cancer. Her palate had semi-collapsed the previous week and all she kept asking for was roast beef and horseradish. I remember it like it was yesterday. Do you make your own horseradish sauce Frank? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 4, 2022 Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 12 hours ago, Penelope Alive said: The police officers were showing commendable restraint. Just like your Yfronts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 4, 2022 Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Do you make your own horseradish sauce Frank? The days when Frank could make or contribute anything worthwhile are a long distant memory Withers, if they ever even existed. I hope he’s finally done the right thing and died horribly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 19 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Do you make your own horseradish sauce Frank? Colmans and Aunt Bessie's. The lazy fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 8, 2022 Report Share Posted July 8, 2022 On 03/07/2022 at 20:54, camberwell gypsy said: The only lethal thing in TJ Hooker was Shatner's syrup. I understand it got it's own action series. Heather Locklear was the cause of many a strained wrist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 8, 2022 Report Share Posted July 8, 2022 22 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Heather Locklear was the cause of many a strained wrist I bet the poster of her on your bedroom wall didn't need selotape to keep it stuck up there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 8, 2022 Report Share Posted July 8, 2022 On 05/07/2022 at 15:18, Eric Cuntman said: Colmans and Aunt Bessie's. The lazy fucking cunt. Mings corpse can be found amongst the Aunt Bessie's frozen Yorkshire puds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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