Dyslexic cnut Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 It looks like now there’s a new avenue open for these cunts to stay relevant and earn a few bob long after they’ve gone from the limelight. Lead by this crying, gormless twat who’s been banging on about his ‘mental elf’ issues for years to any cunt that will listen, it now seems to be trendy to be mentally feeble but not quite courageous enough to do the full job properly. How the fuck do you ‘literally attempt suicide?’ He was a bang average goalie, ended his career but now has found a new one…whining about being a headfuck. It’s not really hard is it? Head down to your local train station and jump in front of the 1525 to wherever and that’s it…job done. Obviously, I hope that Pen’s driving the fucker. Since that prancing darkie, Biles, bottled it at the Olympics, this trend for bleating for sympathy has taken off and the latest one is team GB’s bronze medal winning spook. Just fuck off and make one final and successful suicide bid…’literally!’ Cunts. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-11035019/Former-Liverpool-keeper-Chris-Kirkland-opens-decade-long-battle-painkiller-addiction.html https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/athletics/62276245 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 This cunt used to moan about travelling too far when he signed for Liverpool from Coventry, wages obviously weren't a problem but the woe is me cunt was never happy. He's probably one of those cunts that'll come out with 'I've tried to kill myself 20 times"......fucking try harder you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 24, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 Just now, Neil said: This cunt used to moan about travelling too far when he signed for Liverpool from Coventry, wages obviously weren't a problem but the woe is me cunt was never happy. He's probably one of those cunts that'll come out with 'I've tried to kill myself 20 times"......fucking try harder you cunt. I’d suggest a .38 bullet to the temple but the useless cunt would probably drop the gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: It looks like now there’s a new avenue open for these cunts to stay relevant and earn a few bob long after they’ve gone from the limelight. Lead by this crying, gormless twat who’s been banging on about his ‘mental elf’ issues for years to any cunt that will listen, it now seems to be trendy to be mentally feeble but not quite courageous enough to do the full job properly. How the fuck do you ‘literally attempt suicide?’ He was a bang average goalie, ended his career but now has found a new one…whining about being a headfuck. It’s not really hard is it? Head down to your local train station and jump in front of the 1525 to wherever and that’s it…job done. Obviously, I hope that Pen’s driving the fucker. Since that prancing darkie, Biles, bottled it at the Olympics, this trend for bleating for sympathy has taken off and the latest one is team GB’s bronze medal winning spook. Just fuck off and make one final and successful suicide bid…’literally!’ Cunts. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-11035019/Former-Liverpool-keeper-Chris-Kirkland-opens-decade-long-battle-painkiller-addiction.html https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/athletics/62276245 Suicide? That's the last thing I'd do. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 16 minutes ago, Neil said: This cunt used to moan about travelling too far when he signed for Liverpool from Coventry, wages obviously weren't a problem but the woe is me cunt was never happy. He's probably one of those cunts that'll come out with 'I've tried to kill myself 20 times"......fucking try harder you cunt. He did throw himself in front of a bus but it went under him. Here all summer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 Hopefully Hussein Abdi Kahin will have better luck taking a rusty razor blade to his scrawny wrists at some point soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 (edited) If you can't handle the pressure of effort to get to the top of your game, then fuck off. Edited July 24, 2022 by Cunty BigBollox ....and die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 At least Justin Fashanu did the decent thing and killed himself for being gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 24, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: At least Justin Fashanu did the decent thing and killed himself for being gay. And spookness. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 4 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: And spookness. Cass Pennant tried to turn himself white by bathing in bleach when he was a kid. Div fucking spade.😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 25, 2022 Report Share Posted July 25, 2022 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Cass Pennant tried to turn himself white by bathing in bleach when he was a kid. Div fucking spade.😆 He would have been better off bathing in 60 litres of Dulux Pure Brilliant. Soft sheen, I reckon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 25, 2022 Report Share Posted July 25, 2022 On 24/07/2022 at 15:59, Neil said: he signed for Liverpool from Coventry, He’d definitely have put a bit more effort in and topped himself at the first attempt if he’d signed for Everton instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 25, 2022 Report Share Posted July 25, 2022 Did we ever get to the bottom of why Gary Speed topped himself? Good player was Gary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 25, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2022 12 minutes ago, King Billy said: He’d definitely have put a bit more effort in and topped himself at the first attempt if he’d signed for Everton instead. Cunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 25, 2022 Report Share Posted July 25, 2022 13 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Did we ever get to the bottom of why Gary Speed topped himself? Good player was Gary. Speed kills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 25, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2022 30 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Did we ever get to the bottom of why Gary Speed topped himself? Good player was Gary. Welsh and a rumour of bumwankery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 25, 2022 Report Share Posted July 25, 2022 17 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: He would have been better off bathing in 60 litres of Dulux Pure Brilliant. Soft sheen, I reckon. Madison, his faithful Old English Sheepdog would have raised the alarm and the paramedics would have had him cleaned up with the shower head, and off to footy training before the first coat was anywhere near dry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 25, 2022 Report Share Posted July 25, 2022 23 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Did we ever get to the bottom of why Gary Speed topped himself? He thought he was an ice cream. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 6 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Did we ever get to the bottom of why Gary Speed topped himself? Good player was Gary. Choked on his own phlegm when speaking Welsh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 9 hours ago, King Billy said: Madison, his faithful Old English Sheepdog would have raised the alarm and the paramedics would have had him cleaned up with the shower head, and off to footy training before the first coat was anywhere near dry. what the fuck do you know about Dulux paint? Crown on the other hand.......... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 6 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: what the fuck do you know about Dulux paint? Crown on the other hand.......... Humbrol enamel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 11 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: what the fuck do you know about Dulux paint? Crown on the other hand.......... Well I knew the name of the Dulux dog and so do you now. I only know the dogs name because they were filming a new Dulux advert, next to my hotel on the bank of the Blue Danube in Budapest earlier this year, on my last trip to Turkey having my dental treatment completed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 26, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 17 minutes ago, King Billy said: Well I knew the name of the Dulux dog and so do you now. I only know the dogs name because they were filming a new Dulux advert, next to my hotel on the bank of the Blue Danube in Budapest earlier this year, on my last trip to Turkey having my dental treatment completed. Istanbill? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 17 minutes ago, King Billy said: Well I knew the name of the Dulux dog and so do you now. I only know the dogs name because they were filming a new Dulux advert, next to my hotel on the bank of the Blue Danube in Budapest earlier this year, on my last trip to Turkey having my dental treatment completed. I met one of the dulux dogs for real. It was at the opening of a shop in Blackfen high street called 'Ideas In Decorating. It was about 1980, it was the grandson of the original Dulux dog. And if you don't believe me, you can ask him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I met one of the dulux dogs for real. It was at the opening of a shop in Blackfen high street called 'Ideas In Decorating. It was about 1980, it was the grandson of the original Dulux dog. And if you don't believe me, you can ask him. I think it was called Matt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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