peglegtwo Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 What do you think ? To me accidental punishment for Brexit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 The irony of it being more difficult and time consuming to enter France with all legal documentation in place then it is to leave by jumping in l'enfants inflatable dinghy with fuck all. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 59 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: The irony of it being more difficult and time consuming to enter France with all legal documentation in place then it is to leave by jumping in l'enfants inflatable dinghy with fuck all. We're not stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 Ya know what the funny bit is..after all the spit n noise expended over taking back control of yer border ..le frog now has control over it..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 13 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: We're not stupid. Maybe one day though. Don’t give up trying. you’re almost there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jeepcunt Posted July 27, 2022 Report Share Posted July 27, 2022 The jam moved, to Folkestone! 🤣 What silly cunt would expect anything other than jams at the start of the school holidays, in summer, after 2 years of being holed up in Blighty?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 27, 2022 Report Share Posted July 27, 2022 5 hours ago, Jeepcunt said: The jam moved, to Folkestone! 🤣 What silly cunt would expect anything other than jams at the start of the school holidays, in summer, after 2 years of being holed up in Blighty?! Are you, by chance, French? If so, be warned. I admitted to being a French mongrel, and couldn't have suffered more abuse than if I had admitted to being a nonce. Fuck everyone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted July 27, 2022 Report Share Posted July 27, 2022 18 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Ya know what the funny bit is..after all the spit n noise expended over taking back control of yer border ..le frog now has control over it..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Not wishing to point out the bleedin' obvious but isn't Eire outside the Schengen Area along with those other EU economic powerhouses Bulgaria, Croatia, Cyprus & Romania i.e the small men of Europe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 27, 2022 Report Share Posted July 27, 2022 Y'arent all that big yerselfs roops baby..but itll take a while till it sinks in..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 27, 2022 Report Share Posted July 27, 2022 57 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Not wishing to point out the bleedin' obvious but isn't Eire outside the Schengen Area along with those other EU economic powerhouses Bulgaria, Croatia, Cyprus & Romania i.e the small men of Europe? Here’s a challenge. Do a ‘bit of digging’ on my recent locations, Roops (mid-June.) I was only sailing the old Beneteau around one of them on my river cruise on the Limpopo. I’ll give you a clue, nearest city was Kyoto. Clock’s ticking, Impetula. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 27, 2022 Report Share Posted July 27, 2022 3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Here’s a challenge. Do a ‘bit of digging’ on my recent locations, Roops (mid-June.) I was only sailing the old Beneteau around one of them on my river cruise on the Limpopo. I’ll give you a clue, nearest city was Kyoto. Clock’s ticking, Impetula. Boat wanker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 27, 2022 Report Share Posted July 27, 2022 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Boat wanker You polished off that ‘old man’s weed’ yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 27, 2022 Report Share Posted July 27, 2022 5 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: You polished off that ‘old man’s weed’ yet? 4.5? I'm not Tommy Chong. Kept 14g and farmed the rest out to generation PlayStation who will be returning my investment twofold in a fortnight. Weed is weed. Sneering at anything that's been around for more than 5 years is very much like millenials and niggaz only wearing trainers endorsed by rappers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 27, 2022 Report Share Posted July 27, 2022 39 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 4.5? I'm not Tommy Chong. Kept 14g and farmed the rest out to generation. PlayStation who will be returning my investment twofold in a fortnight. Weed is weed. Sneering at anything that's been around for more than 5 years is very much like millenials and niggaz only wearing trainers endorsed by rappers. A direct quote from a gobby skunkbeast of a 21 year old step-son when I asked him. He’s left me some of that other shit and I had a small go. Frightened myself to fucking death, especially after I had an hour long, bad-tempered conversation with my mother…who’s been dead since 2001! You soldier on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 27, 2022 Report Share Posted July 27, 2022 5 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: A direct quote from a gobby skunkbeast of a 21 year old step-son when I asked him. He’s left me some of that other shit and I had a small go. Frightened myself to fucking death, especially after I had an hour long, bad-tempered conversation with my mother…who’s been dead since 2001! You soldier on. What shit? That hemp bollocks you mentioned? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 27, 2022 Report Share Posted July 27, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: What shit? That hemp bollocks you mentioned? That Gelato. Tucked me away for a good while…fucked! 27% apparently. Way beyond my capacity as I found out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 27, 2022 Report Share Posted July 27, 2022 46 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: That Gelato. Tucked me away for a good while…fucked! 27% apparently. Way beyond my capacity as I found out. Sometimes less is definitely more. "Classic Coke" and "Original Pepsi" are still far and away the best sellers for a reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 27, 2022 Report Share Posted July 27, 2022 14 hours ago, Jeepcunt said: The jam moved, to Folkestone! 🤣 What silly cunt would expect anything other than jams at the start of the school holidays, in summer, after 2 years of being holed up in Blighty?! A reasonable first post, all things considered, and generally well punctuated. Expect some grief for the emoji and the final interrobang, though. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 27, 2022 Report Share Posted July 27, 2022 3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: That Gelato. Tucked me away for a good while…fucked! 27% apparently. Way beyond my capacity as I found out. Yeah, but what is it? cannabis, hemp? As far as I knew, hemp only contains tiny amounts of THC. Is it even the same sort of THC as cannabis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 27, 2022 Report Share Posted July 27, 2022 9 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Here’s a challenge. Do a ‘bit of digging’ on my recent locations, Roops (mid-June.) I was only sailing the old Beneteau around one of them on my river cruise on the Limpopo. I’ll give you a clue, nearest city was Kyoto. Clock’s ticking, Impetula. One of my sources who’s located very close to GCHQ, has just sent me a bundle of satellite pictures of someone who bears a striking, even uncanny resemblance to you DC, which he obtained from a bin at the bus stop outside the main entrance, while pretending to search for dog ends. It may not be you but unless you can swear on oath that you weren’t at the fancy dress party in the Revolution Bar at the Albert Dock last Saturday night, dressed as Fred the Weatherman, then some punters may start to doubt your tales about your globetrotting lifestyle, which could in turn cast doubt on mine too. By the way, how was Kyoto? Co.Down is spectacular at this time of year. I went to school there as my parents didn’t want me meeting any fenians on the way home from school in Belfast and catching fleas or scabies. ‘Them fucking Japs might be horrible little yellow cunts, but you won’t catch the lurgy from them, so you won’t’ he used to say. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 27, 2022 Report Share Posted July 27, 2022 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: A reasonable first post, all things considered, and generally well punctuated. Expect some grief for the emoji and the final interrobang, though. A yard of bleach should set him on the right path. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 27, 2022 Report Share Posted July 27, 2022 2 hours ago, King Billy said: One of my sources who’s located very close to GCHQ, has just sent me a bundle of satellite pictures of someone who bears a striking, even uncanny resemblance to you DC, which he obtained from a bin at the bus stop outside the main entrance, while pretending to search for dog ends. It may not be you but unless you can swear on oath that you weren’t at the fancy dress party in the Revolution Bar at the Albert Dock last Saturday night, dressed as Fred the Weatherman, then some punters may start to doubt your tales about your globetrotting lifestyle, which could in turn cast doubt on mine too. By the way, how was Kyoto? Co.Down is spectacular at this time of year. I went to school there as my parents didn’t want me meeting any fenians on the way home from school in Belfast and catching fleas or scabies. ‘Them fucking Japs might be horrible little yellow cunts, but you won’t catch the lurgy from them, so you won’t’ he used to say. I spent many a cunted night in the Plough in Hillsborough. Beautiful countryside. My mate, Derek Petterson owned and run that boozer. Fuckin superb countryside, point-to-points and lunatics. Happy days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 27, 2022 Report Share Posted July 27, 2022 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yeah, but what is it? cannabis, hemp? As far as I knew, hemp only contains tiny amounts of THC. Is it even the same sort of THC as cannabis? Lazy cunt…..https://homegrownursery.com/product/gelato-45/ Dropped some filtered Moroccan hash in too…going nowhere near that after the other night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 27, 2022 Report Share Posted July 27, 2022 38 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: My mate, Derek Petterson owned and run that boozer. I think I had a threesome with his 18 yr old twins in the car park after a drunken lock in many years ago DC. She was fucking filthy but her brother kept getting in the way if memory serves me right. It was a few years ago so I hope it wasn’t the other way round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 27, 2022 Report Share Posted July 27, 2022 36 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Lazy cunt…..https://homegrownursery.com/product/gelato-45/ Dropped some filtered Moroccan hash in too…going nowhere near that after the other night. So it's cannabis? Why did you refer to it as 'flowers'? All dope buds are technically flowers. I wish everybody would just talk normal. This is a text from the 19 year old cunt that works for me... "NEED NU PLUG M8, THIS 1 GETTIN PROPER LONG" translation: "I need to find an alternative supplier. This one has become unreliable" Honestly, I had to watch the first two seasons of 'Top Boy' just to know what these cunts are talking about. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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