Eric Cuntman Posted October 28, 2022 Report Share Posted October 28, 2022 (edited) 13 hours ago, Penelope said: I have seen Frank's boat .. it is pea green and there is an owl and pussy cat on it. With a runcible spoon in the cabin. Edited October 29, 2022 by Mrs Roops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 30, 2022 Report Share Posted October 30, 2022 On 28/10/2022 at 16:54, Eddie said: Another cheap shot, who told you he can piss? @Eddie, forget this shit. Any idea where I send the flowers . I won't be attending. R.I.P. CC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 30, 2022 Report Share Posted October 30, 2022 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: @Eddie, forget this shit. Any idea where I send the flowers . I won't be attending. R.I.P. CC Entertain us then. You bone idle Gallic popinjay. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 30, 2022 Report Share Posted October 30, 2022 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: @Eddie, forget this shit. Any idea where I send the flowers . I won't be attending. R.I.P. CC Franks family have requested that flowers are not purchased however a donation cheque be offered via myself to endangered diseased diverse ill elephants, feel free to abbreviate. God rest his arse hole. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 30, 2022 Report Share Posted October 30, 2022 38 minutes ago, Eddie said: Franks family have requested that flowers are not purchased however a donation cheque be offered via myself to endangered diseased diverse ill elephants, feel free to abbreviate. God rest his arse hole. Another worthy charity is: Elephants Requiring Immediate Care. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 30, 2022 Report Share Posted October 30, 2022 48 minutes ago, Eddie said: Franks family have requested that flowers are not purchased however a donation cheque be offered via myself to endangered diseased diverse ill elephants, feel free to abbreviate. God rest his arse hole. @Eddie, I wasn't actually referring to Fwank, but this news has cheered me up no end. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 30, 2022 Report Share Posted October 30, 2022 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Entertain us then. You bone idle Gallic popinjay. Eric, I'm neither in a position, or in the mood to entertain anybody at present. The wi-fi in my room is intermittent at best, and somebody in the next room has finally died. He was in a car crash, and the surgeons apparently wasted valuable time removing a sausage dog from his bell end, before the life saving work could begin. All night screaming 'Mitch I've wronged you' before he croaked. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 30, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2022 22 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Eric, I'm neither in a position, or in the mood to entertain anybody at present. The wi-fi in my room is intermittent at best, and somebody in the next room has finally died. He was in a car crash, and the surgeons apparently wasted valuable time removing a sausage dog from his bell end, before the life saving work could begin. All night screaming 'Mitch I've wronged you' before he croaked. A private room? With your credit history? Fuck right off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 30, 2022 Report Share Posted October 30, 2022 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: A private room? With your credit history? Fuck right off. And it’s a fucking shithole hospital. Unless it’s normal for Oncology and A&E to be the same department. I bet they don’t even wash the sheets between punters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 30, 2022 Report Share Posted October 30, 2022 40 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Eric, I'm neither in a position, or in the mood to entertain anybody at present. You've got that right you boring little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 30, 2022 Report Share Posted October 30, 2022 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: A private room? With your credit history? Fuck right off. Fred West, Harold Shipman, Rudolf Hess, Hermann Goring and Theobald Wolfe Tone to name but a few, decided in the peace and tranquility of their ‘private rooms’ to do the right thing. Hopefully Withers knows what to do and gets a fucking move on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 30, 2022 Report Share Posted October 30, 2022 2 hours ago, Eddie said: Franks family have requested that flowers are not purchased however a donation cheque be offered via myself to endangered diseased diverse ill elephants, feel free to abbreviate. God rest his arse hole. 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Another worthy charity is: Elephants Requiring Immediate Care. This only works if you've been spectacularly stupid enough to use your real name to register. This is not something I'm completely ruling out, especially in Eddie's case. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted October 30, 2022 Report Share Posted October 30, 2022 Willies 🤗 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 30, 2022 Report Share Posted October 30, 2022 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: This only works if you've been spectacularly stupid enough to use your real name to register. This is not something I'm completely ruling out, especially in Eddie's case. Stop ruining things with your fucking logic. You can be a right fitbin at times. There. I’ve said it. I’ll take the ban. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 30, 2022 Report Share Posted October 30, 2022 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Stop ruining things with your fucking logic. You can be a right fitbin at times. There. I’ve said it. I’ll take the ban. Piss up a rope, fuckstick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 30, 2022 Report Share Posted October 30, 2022 (edited) 51 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Piss up a rope, fuckstick. Flort Gribble Edited October 30, 2022 by Eric Cuntman Monkey spunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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