Decimus Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 It would appear that Onslow from 'Keeping Up Appearances' is now this country's deputy PM. As if that wasn't bad enough, the Honey Monster cunt has enough diacritics in its name to make me suspect that it's the bastard love child of Withers. What an absolute fucking pig. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 What a disgusting piece of shit. Are those cum stains on her top, or dribble? Lovely Liz must have given her the job to make herself look good. I bet Nadhim Zahawi went down on it to gain support for his leadership bid lol. What a party of vile, spastic looking cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 2 hours ago, Decimus said: It would appear that Onslow from 'Keeping Up Appearances' is now this country's deputy PM. As if that wasn't bad enough, the Honey Monster cunt has enough diacritics in its name to make me suspect that it's the bastard love child of Withers. What an absolute fucking pig. What is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 3 hours ago, Decimus said: It would appear that Onslow from 'Keeping Up Appearances' is now this country's deputy PM. As if that wasn't bad enough, the Honey Monster cunt has enough diacritics in its name to make me suspect that it's the bastard love child of Withers. What an absolute fucking pig. Don’t forget Health Secretary too, Decs. It’s almost like they are laughing at you all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 2 hours ago, Decimus said: It would appear that Onslow from 'Keeping Up Appearances' is now this country's deputy PM. As if that wasn't bad enough, the Honey Monster cunt has enough diacritics in its name to make me suspect that it's the bastard love child of Withers. What an absolute fucking pig. At first glance, I thought it was John Prescott with egg on his top. What a fucking heap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 20 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Don’t forget Health Secretary, too Decs. It’s almost like they are laughing at you all. ‘Two Jabs’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 40 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: What is it? It’s what you fuck when your dignity and self respect are vague memories. I’d give myself 9 millimetres before I gave that 7 inches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 9, 2022 Report Share Posted September 9, 2022 No doubt in a few weeks (or even days) we will be receiving a lecture about misogyny and / or body shaming from 'Progressives', sticking the boot in now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 9, 2022 Report Share Posted September 9, 2022 6 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: No doubt in a few weeks (or even days) we will be receiving a lecture about misogyny and / or body shaming from 'Progressives', sticking the boot in now. Misogyny or Misandry? it's difficult to tell from the image Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 9, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2022 7 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Misogyny or Misandry? it's difficult to tell from the image It is when you're already on your tenth can of Kestrel Super of the day, you cirrhotic cunt. Never mind this shit anyway, how do you feel now that the cabinet is choc full of East Anglians? I see my own MP has been made justice minister. If there was any justice he'd choke to death on his own fat fucking head during his first day in office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 9, 2022 Report Share Posted September 9, 2022 I thought this was Stephen Fry after a heavy night out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 9, 2022 Report Share Posted September 9, 2022 6 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: I thought this was Stephen Fry after a heavy night out. Bend, is it true that if you can piss, you can paint? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 9, 2022 Report Share Posted September 9, 2022 6 minutes ago, Frank said: Bend, is it true that if you can piss, you can paint? Frank, is it true that you’re a simpering fucking poof who dresses gayer than a pride marching tranny, and have a ridiculous wig pritt sticked to your great liver spotted baldy slap head? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 On 09/09/2022 at 22:52, Frank said: Bend, is it true that if you can piss, you can paint? Of course it's true but doesn't mean you can paint any good though does it ? Frank, i have to tell you this, i'm not a painter just like you don't own a boat, it's about time we came clean. I'm actually an online record dealer and sold a copy of the 1968 lp Same by Tomorrow for £465 recently (stereo issue), what do you think about that ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 5 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Of course it's true but doesn't mean you can paint any good though does it ? Frank, i have to tell you this, i'm not a painter just like you don't own a boat, it's about time we came clean. I'm actually an online record dealer and sold a copy of the 1968 lp Same by Tomorrow for £465 recently (stereo issue), what do you think about that ? Thats pretty good going Bend. I'll come back and answer this in full once I've finished off destroying Snowy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 8 minutes ago, Frank said: Thats pretty good going Bend. I'll come back and answer this in full once I've finished off destroying Snowy. Rattled, my dear boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 6 minutes ago, Frank said: Thats pretty good going Bend. I'll come back and answer this in full once I've finished off destroying Snowy. Who's Snowy, must be complete low end as i have never broke insult with the filthy slag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 1 minute ago, Jake The Muss said: Who's Snowy, must be complete low end as i have never broke insult with the filthy slag. He's certainly putting up a fight. He won't last through to stage 3... guaranteed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 1 minute ago, Frank said: He's certainly putting up a fight. He won't last through to stage 3... guaranteed. He is out of season Frank, the retard has to wait til we get through Autumn and 11 days left from this Summer before he can raise his stupid fucking head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 2 minutes ago, Frank said: He's certainly putting up a fight. He won't last through to stage 3... guaranteed. You have neither gained stage 1 yet frank ,so lets joust ,you studied my profile ,......what you got ? Is it the unending drivel about bins etc ,is it the grammar, what do you actually have to muster here ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 5 minutes ago, Frank said: He's certainly putting up a fight. He won't last through to stage 3... guaranteed. You're losing this one, Frank...badly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 8 minutes ago, Snowy said: You have neither gained stage 1 yet frank ,so lets joust ,you studied my profile ,......what you got ? Is it the unending drivel about bins etc ,is it the grammar, what do you actually have to muster here ? I'm gonna take a time-out. I'll revert in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 13, 2022 Report Share Posted September 13, 2022 This fat cunt health sec? What next, Garry Glitter as schools minister, Princess DI's corpse as road safety Czar? Shithole country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 28, 2022 Report Share Posted October 28, 2022 On 09/09/2022 at 22:52, Frank said: Bend, is it true that if you can piss, you can paint? Another cheap shot, who told you he can piss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 28, 2022 Report Share Posted October 28, 2022 On 12/09/2022 at 22:09, Jake The Muss said: Of course it's true but doesn't mean you can paint any good though does it ? Frank, i have to tell you this, i'm not a painter just like you don't own a boat, it's about time we came clean. I'm actually an online record dealer and sold a copy of the 1968 lp Same by Tomorrow for £465 recently (stereo issue), what do you think about that ? I have seen Frank's boat .. it is pea green and there is an owl and pussy cat on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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