camberwell gypsy Posted November 23, 2022 Report Share Posted November 23, 2022 1 hour ago, scotty said: And Lee B. 🙁 He's long gone. I remember my cousin going to watch them in a pub in Canvey. Some bloke jumped up on stage to duet with him. Lee grabbed the bloke by the lapels and nutted him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 23, 2022 Report Share Posted November 23, 2022 35 minutes ago, King Billy said: What will happen to all his shops now? Turn into mosques Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 23, 2022 Report Share Posted November 23, 2022 41 minutes ago, King Billy said: What will happen to all his shops now? Fuck ‘Wilko’s’. It’s like a shit version of Woolworths for pikeys. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 23, 2022 Report Share Posted November 23, 2022 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuck ‘Wilko’s’. It’s like a shit version of Woolworths for pikeys. I remember nicking a load of gummy bears from the pic'n'mix in Great Yarmouth Woolies as a kid, and my mother making me go back in and explain to the goit on the checkout what I'd done. Not something I necessarily disagree with, but I do wonder why I was treated like a 17th century thief up in front of Judge Jeffreys, when my kids could stone a spastic to death in front of her and all she'd say is "Boys will be boys". Fucking old cunt. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 23, 2022 Report Share Posted November 23, 2022 14 minutes ago, Decimus said: I remember nicking a load of gummy bears from the pic'n'mix in Great Yarmouth Woolies as a kid, and my mother making me go back in and explain to the goit on the checkout what I'd done. Not something I necessarily disagree with, but I do wonder why I was treated like a 17th century thief up in front of Judge Jeffreys, when my kids could stone a spastic to death in front of her and all she'd say is "Boys will be boys". Fucking old cunt. I used to see the old ladies lined up along the Pic’n’Mix, pushing kids out of the way and shovelling as many sherbet lemons into their toothless gobs as they could feasibly dissolve in the 25 minutes it would take them to find the Dr Scholl Odor-Eaters and go to the till. I would often fantasise about chopping them in half with an M60 machine gun as they rummaged and slurped. You could taste the ‘4-7-11’ eau de toilette in the back of your throat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 23, 2022 Report Share Posted November 23, 2022 24 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I would often fantasise about chopping them in half with an M60 machine gun as they rummaged and slurped. You could taste the ‘4-7-11’ eau de toilette in the back of your throat. Were you by any chance chucked out of the Army Cadets Eric? Just asking as I was with a couple of my mates when we were about 14. We went to a joining up evening and listened to a 70 year old cunt in uniform with a handlebar moustache and a posh voice pointing at some shit on a blackboard with a cane and when he asked if anyone had any questions my pal asked him ‘What time does the bar open?’ We were swiftly marched out of the premises, even though we all insisted that our Dads were in the SAS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 23, 2022 Report Share Posted November 23, 2022 13 minutes ago, King Billy said: Were you by any chance chucked out of the Army Cadets Eric? Just asking as I was with a couple of my mates when we were about 14. We went to a joining up evening and listened to a 70 year old cunt in uniform with a handlebar moustache and a posh voice pointing at some shit on a blackboard with a cane and when he asked if anyone had any questions my pal asked him ‘What time does the bar open?’ We were swiftly marched out of the premises, even though we all insisted that our Dads were in the SAS. No, I was in the scouts. We thought the army cadets were wankers. Poncing around with sachets of dehydrated water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 23, 2022 Report Share Posted November 23, 2022 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No, I was in the scouts. We thought the army cadets were wankers. Poncing around with sachets of dehydrated water. You wouldn’t say that to my Dad. He was in the SAS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 23, 2022 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2022 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: He's long gone. I remember my cousin going to watch them in a pub in Canvey. Some bloke jumped up on stage to duet with him. Lee grabbed the bloke by the lapels and nutted him. He was a terrific front man. Not just the voice, but the whole look and stage presence. And only got to 41 ☹️ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 24, 2022 Report Share Posted November 24, 2022 21 hours ago, scotty said: He was a terrific front man. Not just the voice, but the whole look and stage presence. And only got to 41 ☹️ He always looked like he'd given the capri an oil change before the gig. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 2, 2022 Report Share Posted December 2, 2022 On 23/11/2022 at 18:46, camberwell gypsy said: Gypie Mayo was in the band. He's gone as well. Down at the doctor’s….. great riff 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 3, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2022 16 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Down at the doctor’s….. great riff Also Milk and Alcohol, and the excellent Love Hound. Most of that Gypie album was great. Top riff player, him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 3, 2022 Report Share Posted December 3, 2022 On 23/11/2022 at 21:51, King Billy said: You wouldn’t say that to my Dad. He was in the SAS. So was I…mid-80’s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 3, 2022 Report Share Posted December 3, 2022 On 23/11/2022 at 19:59, Hammer of Cunts said: They'll get a new frontman and carry on. Like Queen. Or The Blockheads. Jesus fucking Christ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted December 3, 2022 Report Share Posted December 3, 2022 44 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Jesus fucking Christ. That would be an ecumenical matter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 3, 2022 Report Share Posted December 3, 2022 46 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: So was I…mid-80’s. Me too. Got kicked out for earning money on the side fighting polar bears in pub car parks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted December 3, 2022 Report Share Posted December 3, 2022 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Me too. Got kicked out for earning money on the side fighting polar bears in pub car parks. I remember that! Outside the Lamb at Stoke Prior. Did it ever catch you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 3, 2022 Report Share Posted December 3, 2022 6 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I remember that! Outside the Lamb at Stoke Prior. Did it ever catch you? You wouldn’t have recognised me back then. When I was in Hereford, I had a big bushy moustache, only wore women’s clothes and never spoke to anyone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 3, 2022 Report Share Posted December 3, 2022 42 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You wouldn’t have recognised me back then. When I was in Hereford, I had a big bushy moustache, only wore women’s clothes and never spoke to anyone. I remember you well .. you used to cause trouble on the last train of the day from Hereford to Leominster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 3, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2022 37 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You wouldn’t have recognised me back then. When I was in Hereford, I had a big bushy moustache, only wore women’s clothes and never spoke to anyone. I've never told you before Eric, but that was the best sex I ever had. Thank you. ❤️❤️ 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted December 3, 2022 Report Share Posted December 3, 2022 51 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You wouldn’t have recognised me back then. When I was in Hereford, I had a big bushy moustache, only wore women’s clothes and never spoke to anyone. Most of the Regiment look like that, still. I don't know what you look like these days though, has your moustache fallen off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 3, 2022 Report Share Posted December 3, 2022 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Most of the Regiment look like that, still. I don't know what you look like these days though, has your moustache fallen off? There was a dopey cunt who had a microlight and flew over the depot a couple of times .. he had a home visit was told that if he did it again they would shoot him down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 3, 2022 Report Share Posted December 3, 2022 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Most of the Regiment look like that, still. I don't know what you look like these days though, has your moustache fallen off? No. Just prefer flats to stilettos these days. Middle age. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 3, 2022 Report Share Posted December 3, 2022 4 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: So was I…mid-80’s. That explains why we’ve never met DC. I was in Angola at that time having fun with and unsuccessfully attempting to civilise the natives, along with a couple of dear departed pals of mine, Colonel Callan and Shotgun Charlie RIP. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 3, 2022 Report Share Posted December 3, 2022 48 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No. Just prefer flats to stilettos these days. Middle age. SAS…brogue heroes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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