New Fifty P Jug Ears Is Out

[White Cunt]

 

D-Rex the third
 

[Neil]

50 paedo

[Hammer of Cunts]

Just look the other way.

[Cunty BigBollox]

I wonder if they'll do a special edition commemorating Enid Blyton and have an image of Noddy on the other side?

[Neil]

13 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I wonder if they'll do a special edition commemorating Enid Blyton and have an image of Noddy on the other side?

"IT'S CHRiiiiiiiiiiiiiSTMAS!!!

[Mike Hunt]

That confused me.  For a minute I was wondering how Lineker managed to ingratiate himself with the Royal Mint.

[scotty]

1 hour ago, Mike Hunt said:

That confused me.  For a minute I was wondering how Lineker managed to ingratiate himself with the Royal Mint.

That can't be Lineker, it's the wrong colour.

[Eric Cuntman]

37 minutes ago, scotty said:

That can't be Lineker, it's the wrong colour.

It’s very disrespectful of his tribal African roots.

[and]

22 hours ago, Mike Hunt said:

That confused me.  For a minute I was wondering how Lineker managed to ingratiate himself with the Royal Mint.

Lineker would manage to ingratiate himself with any organisation, if there's money to be made, the mercenary, unprincipled, Beckham wannabe,  cunt. 🤑💰

[Last Cunt Standing]

My question is how many Charlies does it take to keep the heating on for fifteen minutes?

[Eric Cuntman]

28 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

My question is how many Charlies does it take to keep the heating on for fifteen minutes?

When you were my age, it was thrupennies you were pushing into the slot to keep the lights on. 

[camberwell gypsy]

1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

My question is how many Charlies does it take to keep the heating on for fifteen minutes?

I was behind this sweet elderly lady in Sainsbury's today. She had a trolley full of stuff including little gifts for her little grandkids. It came to £63 and after searching her purse she managed to put together just over 10 quid. The Cunt behind the till told her that everything needed to go back. I felt so sorry for her because she could have been my mum and I would like to know that someone would help her out. So I decided to do the right thing and help this dear old lady out. So, with my help, it only took about five minutes to get everything back on the shelves. 

[scotty]

7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

with my help, it only took about five minutes to get everything back on the shelves. 

That must have gone against the grain, Gypps.

[White Cunt]

9 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

My question is how many Charlies does it take to keep the heating on for fifteen minutes?

Two lines?

[Penny Farthing]

8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I was behind this sweet elderly lady in Sainsbury's today. She had a trolley full of stuff including little gifts for her little grandkids. It came to £63 and after searching her purse she managed to put together just over 10 quid. The Cunt behind the till told her that everything needed to go back. I felt so sorry for her because she could have been my mum and I would like to know that someone would help her out. So I decided to do the right thing and help this dear old lady out. So, with my help, it only took about five minutes to get everything back on the shelves. 

Its the thought that counts .. God will remember you.

[Penny Farthing]

9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

When you were my age, it was thrupennies you were pushing into the slot to keep the lights on. 

That would put @Last Cunt Standing  as being around 130 years old.

[camberwell gypsy]

3 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

Its the thought that counts .. God will remember you.

Fucking hope not as I'll be doomed. 

[Penny Farthing]

8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Fucking hope not as I'll be doomed. 

I once helped someone out who was in a simiar situation, it was only £15. I ended up regreting it as I found out that the old hag concerned did the same trick regularly and always had the means to pay.