Decimus Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 10 minutes ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: And just in time for the bank holiday. I'm hoping, nay, expecting drink and drug fuelled carnage on here this long weekend. It's what Jesus would have wanted. There's an old bank holiday tradition where Proper lets the drunkest, most vile, coked up fucking animals out of the cooler in order to perpetrate a long weekend of disgusting abuse. And thank God, too, otherwise I suspect you and I would still be balls deep within each other on our shared Cooler bunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Did you get coolered? I’ve lost track recently. If so, what did you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Filthy creature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 36 minutes ago, Decimus said: There's an old bank holiday tradition where Proper lets the drunkest, most vile, coked up fucking animals out of the cooler in order to perpetrate a long weekend of disgusting abuse. And thank God, too, otherwise I suspect you and I would still be balls deep within each other on our shared Cooler bunk. I'd nearly run out of fisting butter in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 2 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: Can't see why not, you might have a chance this time Ed as i have strained myself when my staffie pulled as he went for some wierd looking trans cunt, i just about gained control but the trans bastard did have his rainbow t-shirt ripped while it should there in a pile of it's own piss and shit begging for life, think it might of been R-Soles/Lucy. I don’t think Edds going to be much trouble bend, not after effort he put on our recent meeting. Outside the old Honda factory in Swindon, me on my moped Ed on his Dora the Explorer trike/mobility scooter. It’s fair to say I gave him a fucking pasting. Left him with 2 black eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: The Beast is back. I reckon I can get a repeat performance in less than 48 hours. If I can be bothered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 Lucky Tart La Slag Bonita Slappa Don't Preach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Lucky Tart La Slag Bonita Slappa Don't Preach Not like a Virgin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 6, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 4 hours ago, Eddie said: I look forward to not turning up bend, it’s keeping the traditions alive that’s important. Sure no problem, i won't turn up either as i have moved to Moscow as it's going to be the only safe place soon, what with Putin being a pal, he also uses claw hammers for some ultra violence. It's a treat to the senses Ed, i will invite you once i'm settled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 6, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: I don’t think Edds going to be much trouble bend, not after effort he put on our recent meeting. Outside the old Honda factory in Swindon, me on my moped Ed on his Dora the Explorer trike/mobility scooter. It’s fair to say I gave him a fucking pasting. Left him with 2 black eyes Bloody good show, these mobility scooter drivers are such cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I have no doubt she's lapped at quite a lot of pungent, fishy dishes over the years. Like a sturgeon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Left him with 2 black eyes How many did he arrive with? Just asking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 11, 2023 Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 On 07/04/2023 at 00:35, King Billy said: How many did he arrive with? Just asking. Two black eyes and one brown. Fatty was hanging out the back of the latter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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