Cunty BigBollox Posted July 20, 2023 Report Share Posted July 20, 2023 11 hours ago, Wolfie said: With that critique, it's a good job I've never coveted the validation of someone who spends their life as plastered as Corrie McKeague was. Was???? You mean he really is dead and not running around in a landfill site like some Stig of the Dump character. That was a classic kids show of the 80's with Keith Jayne playing the part of Stig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 20, 2023 Report Share Posted July 20, 2023 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Was???? You mean he really is dead and not running around in a landfill site like some Stig of the Dump character. That was a classic kids show of the 80's with Keith Jayne playing the part of Stig. He had a glittering career. Stig and ‘Murphy’s Mob’. Didn’t even get the obligatory stint in Grange Hill, followed up by a sympathy part in Eastenders before having to get a real job and pretending that’s what you wanted to do anyway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 20, 2023 Report Share Posted July 20, 2023 57 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He had a glittering career. Stig and ‘Murphy’s Mob’. Didn’t even get the obligatory stint in Grange Hill, followed up by a sympathy part in Eastenders before having to get a real job and pretending that’s what you wanted to do anyway. What? Not even been in Casualty? Even I've been in Casualty...., not the TV series though. And, before the usual suspects start, no, it wasn't for a stomach pump or to remove a strange object from my arse etc... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 20, 2023 Report Share Posted July 20, 2023 4 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: it wasn't for a stomach pump or to remove a strange object from my arse etc... Presumably it was just an everyday object that needed removing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 20, 2023 Report Share Posted July 20, 2023 28 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Presumably it was just an everyday object that needed removing? Yes. A joystick from a remote control for a toy helicopter. Best not to ask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 20, 2023 Report Share Posted July 20, 2023 9 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Yes. A joystick from a remote control for a toy helicopter. Best not to ask. ‘Arsewolf’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 20, 2023 Report Share Posted July 20, 2023 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: ‘Arsewolf’ 'Blue Bumder' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 20, 2023 Report Share Posted July 20, 2023 Ape? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 20, 2023 Report Share Posted July 20, 2023 4 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Ape? All Cunty TalkBollox has to do is mention me in a post, and he gets a ‘like’ from bigus dickus. It’s like-farming for spastics. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 20, 2023 Report Share Posted July 20, 2023 18 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: All Cunty TalkBollox has to do is mention me in a post, and he gets a ‘like’ from bigus dickus. It’s like-farming for spastics. Are gasless inverter MIGs any good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 20, 2023 Report Share Posted July 20, 2023 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Are gasless inverter MIGs any good? I have no idea - I’m not a fucking welder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 20, 2023 Report Share Posted July 20, 2023 47 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: All Cunty TalkBollox has to do is mention me in a post, and he gets a ‘like’ from bigus dickus. It’s like-farming for spastics. Chop! Chop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 20, 2023 Report Share Posted July 20, 2023 11 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I have no idea - I’m not a fucking welder. Okay stroppy bollocks. I just assumed that at some point you would have constructed a Zeppelin airframe or something. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 21, 2023 Report Share Posted July 21, 2023 13 hours ago, Ape™️ said: I have no idea - I’m not a fucking welder. The first four words would have been sufficient.......in response to anything apart from flying toys or how to be a rattled bell-end. Ha Ha Ha. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 21, 2023 Report Share Posted July 21, 2023 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: The first four words would have been sufficient.......in response to anything apart from flying toys or how to be a rattled bell-end. Ha Ha Ha. Man arrested after gaggle of geese 'run over and killed' in Warrington @Cunty BigBollox.Drew, I'm in the U.K next Wednesday, to attend the mass funeral. Afterwards I am visiting family in your area. Shall we meet up, and discuss what a humourless, and aggressive cunt Ape really is. Should only take 6 hours. lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 21, 2023 Report Share Posted July 21, 2023 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: The first four words would have been sufficient.......in response to anything apart from flying toys or how to be a rattled bell-end. Ha Ha Ha. What time can we expect your trademark, alcohol-fuelled weekend outpouring of desperately unfunny nonsense to begin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 21, 2023 Report Share Posted July 21, 2023 9 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: What time can we expect your trademark, alcohol-fuelled weekend outpouring of desperately unfunny nonsense to begin? Last Tuesday 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 21, 2023 Report Share Posted July 21, 2023 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Last Tuesday You seem to be a nice lad at heart so, where does all this vitreol and bad temper come from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 21, 2023 Report Share Posted July 21, 2023 34 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: You seem to be a nice lad at heart so, where does all this vitreol and bad temper come from? What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 21, 2023 Report Share Posted July 21, 2023 48 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: You seem to be a nice lad at heart so, where does all this vitreol and bad temper come from? You just seem to be a lad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 21, 2023 Report Share Posted July 21, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: What? I suspect it was attempting to quote me, but found it all too complicated and fucked it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 21, 2023 Report Share Posted July 21, 2023 4 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: You seem to be a nice lad at heart so, where does all this vitreol and bad temper come from? It's sexual frustration. Why he can't just shove a cucumber up his arse, I'll never know 🥒 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 21, 2023 Report Share Posted July 21, 2023 14 minutes ago, Zev said: It's sexual frustration. Why he can't just shove a cucumber up his arse, I'll never know 🥒 Who? Me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 21, 2023 Report Share Posted July 21, 2023 36 minutes ago, Zev said: It's sexual frustration. Why he can't just shove a cucumber up his arse, I'll never know 🥒 I tried it but the cucumber had gone very soft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 21, 2023 Report Share Posted July 21, 2023 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: What? Yep it was Apey babes I meant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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