I'm officially bored of the war

[Wolfie]

32 minutes ago, and said:

Sounds like you have more experience of that sort of scenario than you're willing to admit, you deviously perverted, dog fondling cunt.

This, coming from you, carries the same degree of irony as Bush & Blair's 2002 Nobel Peace Prize nomination.

I hope someone, somewhere, who's probably a dog owner, throws you feet first into a wood chipper.

[Wolfie]

35 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

You disgust me, you sick, thought provoking cunt.

To disgust you is some achievement, so I take this as a compliment.

[Roadkill]

4 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

This, coming from you, carries the same degree of irony as Bush & Blair's 2002 Nobel Peace Prize nomination.

I hope someone, somewhere, who's probably a dog owner, throws you feet first into a wood chipper.

I think industrial lathes are a bit more fun than wood chippers. Wood chippers are just Hollywood wank.

Faster admittedly, but back before the internet turned gay there was a brilliant video of some Russian cunt getting pulled into one - the entire room turned red in a microsecond.

Felt sorry for the poor old bloke who had to trot through it across the entire length of the production floor to hit the emergency cut off switch.

[and]

40 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

so I take this as a compliment.

You'd have to, wouldn't you?

An angry deluded cunt like you wouldn't get any heartfelt compliments, so you might as well take the insults to bolster your sorry little ego.

[and]

49 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

I hope someone, somewhere, who's probably a dog owner

You mean someone like you, who's only real friend in the world has four legs and a tail?

Woof woof!

LOL

[Ape™️]

2 minutes ago, and said:

You mean someone like you, who's only real friend in the world has four legs and a tail?

Woof woof!

LOL

Is “and” an acronym? I can think of several meanings but I’d be in the cooler if I write them. Fucking idiot. 

[Penny Farthing]

1 hour ago, Roadkill said:

I think industrial lathes are a bit more fun than wood chippers. Wood chippers are just Hollywood wank.

Faster admittedly, but back before the internet turned gay there was a brilliant video of some Russian cunt getting pulled into one - the entire room turned red in a microsecond.

Felt sorry for the poor old bloke who had to trot through it across the entire length of the production floor to hit the emergency cut off switch.

My uncle used to have a lathe that he called Herbert.

[Stubby Pecker]

2 hours ago, and said:

Sounds like you have more experience of that sort of scenario than you're willing to admit, you deviously perverted, dog fondling cunt.

Whilst Neil has to wait till they’re dunk before he can bundle them into the rascal for a Norfucking good rape followed by a one way trip under the slabs, all you need is a tin of pedigree chum

lol lol lol

fuck off 

[Eric Cuntman]

26 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

My uncle used to have a lathe that he called Herbert.

Myford or Colchester Bantam? It’s always one of those when it’s in someone’s shed.

[Penny Farthing]

33 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Myford or Colchester Bantam? It’s always one of those when it’s in someone’s shed.

I thought a Bantam was a motorbike.

[Dyslexic cnut]

4 hours ago, Wolfie said:

With security bars lining its rear doors, from which there's no escape, this 'police' car is the perfect candidate for @Neil's nocturnal activities. To the unsuspecting drunk on her way home from a club at 2.30am, a police car looks like a police car.

I see an Eric ‘running over darkies’ thing meself, Wolfo.

[Eric Cuntman]

Just now, Dyslexic cnut said:

I see an Eric ‘running over darkies’ thing meself, Wolfo.

I wouldn’t get that one. 10 years being ripped to shreds by hillbilly sheriffs in Kentucky. And then shipped to Essex to be doughnutted in various Basildon car parks by middle aged spastics that watched Smokey & The Bandit too many times.

I would try and get an ex FBI assistant director’s one from an auction. Black all round with one way tint bulletproof glass.

[Dyslexic cnut]

3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I wouldn’t get that one. 10 years being ripped to shreds by hillbilly sheriffs in Kentucky. And then shipped to Essex to be doughnutted in various Basildon car parks by middle aged spastics that watched Smokey & The Bandit too many times.

I would try and get an ex FBI assistant director’s one from an auction. Black all round with one way tint bulletproof glass.

Leave it with me.

[King Billy]

1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said:

My uncle used to have a lathe that he called Herbert.

I bet he much preferred spending time with it than being anywhere fucking near you.

[Eric Cuntman]

9 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Leave it with me.

I’m not getting one. It’s virtually impossible to convert to RHD. The few examples aren’t much good. 

[King Billy]

2 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

Is “and” an acronym? I can think of several meanings but I’d be in the cooler if I write them. Fucking idiot. 

It’s dna backwards Ape, so it’s probably quite appropriate for him.

[Dyslexic cnut]

24 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I’m not getting one. It’s virtually impossible to convert to RHD. The few examples aren’t much good. 

Leave that me as well.

[Roadkill]

26 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I’m not getting one. It’s virtually impossible to convert to RHD. The few examples aren’t much good. 

What about a Caprice?

[Dyslexic cnut]

11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I wouldn’t get that one. 10 years being ripped to shreds by hillbilly sheriffs in Kentucky. And then shipped to Essex to be doughnutted in various Basildon car parks by middle aged spastics that watched Smokey & The Bandit too many times.

I would try and get an ex FBI assistant director’s one from an auction. Black all round with one way tint bulletproof glass.

They’re bulletproof, E. Good for 500k miles at least. They’re unabusable. Oil change every 8k and you’ll be fine. Plenty of cheap spares.The bull bars are susceptible to rust if you’re negligent enough not to wipe the blood off them, but failing that…

Edited April 19, 2023 by Mrs Roops

[King Billy]

3 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

What about a Caprice?

‘Hello boys’

[Roadkill]

11 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

They’re bulletproof, E. Good for 500k miles at least. They’re unabusable. Oil change every 8k and you’ll be fine. Plenty of cheap spares.The bull bars are susceptible to rust if you’re negligent enough not to wipe the blood off them, but failing that…

Have you ever seen the mileage on second hand Yank cars? 500k is considered just broken in by the cunts.

[Eric Cuntman]

8 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

What about a Caprice?

Don’t like Vauxhalls 

[King Billy]

11 hours ago, Roadkill said:

Have you ever seen the mileage on second hand Yank cars? 500k is considered just broken in by the cunts.

Not that surprising really if you live in Texas as the nearest corner shop is probably 3000 miles away.

Edited April 19, 2023 by Mrs Roops

[Roadkill]

8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Don’t like Vauxhalls 

Remember the early 2000s when every cunt was driving silver Astras? Why the fuck were those miserable looking things so popular?

Still see lots still puttering about up here - always silver, always yellowing headlight covers and runny plastic trim.

Hitler wishes he made the silver Astra instead of the Beetle.

 

[Eric Cuntman]

48 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Remember the early 2000s when every cunt was driving silver Astras? Why the fuck were those miserable looking things so popular?

Still see lots still puttering about up here - always silver, always yellowing headlight covers and runny plastic trim.

Hitler wishes he made the silver Astra instead of the Beetle.

 

Vauxhall have always made ok, reliable boring cars. The closest they came to having fun was launching the Opel Manta in the 70s. The Astra SRi was dreary, and so were their other ‘sporty’ variants.

Ford on the other hand made brilliant road rockets. Escort Mexico. RS2000. XR3i. Sierra Cosworth. RS-1600i, Sierra XR4x4… all classics with fully restored versions dotted around. 
 Even in the noughties, the Astra and Focus did pretty much the same job for the same price, but the Focus was beautiful to drive and the Astra was unremarkable. Vauxhall made a peanut butter sandwich, and Ford made a bacon & fried onion panini.