Decimus Posted August 20, 2023 Report Share Posted August 20, 2023 I don't care if they're buzzing about searching for dirty fucking migrants up to their necks in our sewage filled sea, or attempting to save some fat northern fucking slob on his holidays. The yellow peril has been flying back and forth over my house all fucking night, waking up my youngest child and raising my blood pressure through the roof. If you're that fucking stupid you find yourself sunburnt and adrift on a lilo in the North Sea in the dead of night you deserve to die alone with no cunt looking for you. Similarly, if you've crossed the channel illegally and somehow ended up this far along the coast in your Jalfrezi stinking dinghy, then I don't expect to be disturbed because some do-gooder cunts are wasting fuel, time and energy on hoisting you out of the sea and dropping you into the nearest five star hotel. Let them all fucking drown, northerners and foreigners all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 20, 2023 Report Share Posted August 20, 2023 1 minute ago, Decimus said: I don't care if they're buzzing about searching for dirty fucking migrants up to their necks in our sewage filled sea, or attempting to save some fat northern fucking slob on his holidays. The yellow peril has been flying back and forth over my house all fucking night, waking up my youngest child and raising my blood pressure through the roof. If you're that fucking stupid you find yourself sunburnt and adrift on a lilo in the North Sea in the dead of night you deserve to die alone with no cunt looking for you. Similarly, if you've crossed the channel illegally and somehow ended up this far along the coast in your Jalfrezi stinking dinghy, then I don't expect to be disturbed because some do-gooder cunts are wasting fuel, time and energy on hoisting you out of the sea and dropping you into the nearest five star hotel. Let them all fucking drown, northerners and foreigners all. Green laser pointers can totally fuck up pilot visibility if they hit the cockpit glass. Just saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 20, 2023 Report Share Posted August 20, 2023 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: I don't care if they're buzzing about searching for dirty fucking migrants up to their necks in our sewage filled sea, or attempting to save some fat northern fucking slob on his holidays. The yellow peril has been flying back and forth over my house all fucking night, waking up my youngest child and raising my blood pressure through the roof. If you're that fucking stupid you find yourself sunburnt and adrift on a lilo in the North Sea in the dead of night you deserve to die alone with no cunt looking for you. Similarly, if you've crossed the channel illegally and somehow ended up this far along the coast in your Jalfrezi stinking dinghy, then I don't expect to be disturbed because some do-gooder cunts are wasting fuel, time and energy on hoisting you out of the sea and dropping you into the nearest five star hotel. Let them all fucking drown, northerners and foreigners all. Jalfrezi dinghy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 20, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2023 10 minutes ago, Frank said: Jalfrezi dinghy? I was referring to your one star cruise liner on its whistle stop coastal tour of Margate, Southend, Felixstowe and obviously now Great Yarmouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 20, 2023 Report Share Posted August 20, 2023 13 minutes ago, Frank said: Jalfrezi dinghy? Curry and boats. This is a cryptic reference to Alfie Noakes isn’t it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 20, 2023 Report Share Posted August 20, 2023 quite a lot of women with bunions in town today. I can't abide the monstrosities and yet these disgusting skanks are wearing flipflops or slides! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 20, 2023 Report Share Posted August 20, 2023 31 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Curry and boats. This is a cryptic reference to Alfie Noakes isn’t it. Gently persuaded to share his own recipe followed by a heart attack trying to defend its authenticity. He never recovered from that. I miss him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted August 20, 2023 Report Share Posted August 20, 2023 27 minutes ago, Frank said: Gently persuaded to share his own recipe followed by a heart attack trying to defend its authenticity. He never recovered from that. I miss him. Rip Alfie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 21, 2023 Report Share Posted August 21, 2023 15 hours ago, Decimus said: I don't care if they're buzzing about searching for dirty fucking migrants up to their necks in our sewage filled sea, or attempting to save some fat northern fucking slob on his holidays. The yellow peril has been flying back and forth over my house all fucking night, waking up my youngest child and raising my blood pressure through the roof. If you're that fucking stupid you find yourself sunburnt and adrift on a lilo in the North Sea in the dead of night you deserve to die alone with no cunt looking for you. Similarly, if you've crossed the channel illegally and somehow ended up this far along the coast in your Jalfrezi stinking dinghy, then I don't expect to be disturbed because some do-gooder cunts are wasting fuel, time and energy on hoisting you out of the sea and dropping you into the nearest five star hotel. Let them all fucking drown, northerners and foreigners all. I hope that includes the Welsh. I hate the fucking Welsh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 21, 2023 Report Share Posted August 21, 2023 14 hours ago, Frank said: Gently persuaded to share his own recipe followed by a heart attack trying to defend its authenticity. He never recovered from that. I miss him. He mistimed the outgoing tide in Shoreham-by -Sea harbour, and was last seen rewiring a seedy bar in Montevideo. Still wearing the plaster cast on his ankle apparently. Soppy Sussex drunken cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 21, 2023 Report Share Posted August 21, 2023 17 hours ago, Decimus said: The yellow peril has been flying back and forth over my house all fucking night, waking up my youngest child and raising my blood pressure through the roof. A job well done. Give 'em a pay rise! 🚁 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 21, 2023 Report Share Posted August 21, 2023 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: He mistimed the outgoing tide in Shoreham-by -Sea harbour, and was last seen rewiring a seedy bar in Montevideo. Still wearing the plaster cast on his ankle apparently. Soppy Sussex drunken cunt. Broke down in the ‘69 Pagoda this morning. Route de soleil. Just checked in to the nearest Ibis. Someone’s gonna get it in the ear tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 21, 2023 Report Share Posted August 21, 2023 8 minutes ago, Frank said: Broke down in the ‘69 Pagoda this morning. Route de soleil. Just checked in to the nearest Ibis. Someone’s gonna get it in the ear tonight. 1960s mechanical fuel injection. Have they worked that out yet or are they still image searching pictures of the distributor to find out what it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 21, 2023 Report Share Posted August 21, 2023 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 1960s mechanical fuel injection. Have they worked that out yet or are they still image searching pictures of the distributor to find out what it is. That’s it.. the bosch inj system. It’s been with Roger Edwards for the past 6 months… ‘good to go, Frank’, said the overalled weasel. Anyway, I look fucking ridiculous in it with my stupid little head. I wish I was dead. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 21, 2023 Report Share Posted August 21, 2023 19 minutes ago, Frank said: That’s it.. the bosch inj system. It’s been with Roger Edwards for the past 6 months… ‘good to go, Frank’, said the overalled weasel. Anyway, I look fucking ridiculous in it with my stupid little head. I wish I was dead. First world problems eh!, I look like the gorilla from Mario Kart when I'm driving my '55 300slr 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted August 21, 2023 Report Share Posted August 21, 2023 50 minutes ago, Frank said: Broke down in the ‘69 Pagoda this morning. Route de soleil. Just checked in to the nearest Ibis. Someone’s gonna get it in the ear tonight. Shut up you cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 21, 2023 Report Share Posted August 21, 2023 29 minutes ago, Frank said: That’s it.. the bosch inj system. It’s been with Roger Edwards for the past 6 months… ‘good to go, Frank’, said the overalled weasel. Anyway, I look fucking ridiculous in it with my stupid little head. I wish I was dead. A late 60s Citroen DS in light blue would be more you anyway. I love those fucking things. The only French car I’ve ever wanted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted August 21, 2023 Report Share Posted August 21, 2023 59 minutes ago, Frank said: Broke down in the ‘69 Pagoda this morning. Route de soleil. Just checked in to the nearest Ibis. Someone’s gonna get it in the ear tonight. Quality motor that Frankie... I hope it costs you a fortune to fix. Do you know a Ferrari driving Greek cunt called Dino? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 21, 2023 Report Share Posted August 21, 2023 1 hour ago, Frank said: I wish I was dead. Don't we all. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 21, 2023 Report Share Posted August 21, 2023 34 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Quality motor that Frankie... I hope it costs you a fortune to fix. Do you know a Ferrari driving Greek cunt called Dino? The Dino was owned by the same cunts who bought a VW Scirocco with a wraparound rear screen and swore blind it was a Porsche 924. Cunts. Nearly as embarrassing as turning up in a Boxter and having to park it next to a 911. They will invariably tell at least 3 people that its mid-engine layout actually makes it handle better than a Carrera. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted August 21, 2023 Report Share Posted August 21, 2023 5 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I hope that includes the Welsh. I hate the fucking Welsh. Would that include Catherine Zeta Jones? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted August 21, 2023 Report Share Posted August 21, 2023 5 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I hope that includes the Welsh. I hate the fucking Welsh. I've got an idea Withers, as you hate everybody... Why not create a French 'Cunts Corner' and fuck off from here. Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 21, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2023 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I look like the gorilla from Mario Kart when I'm driving my '55 300slr 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 21, 2023 Report Share Posted August 21, 2023 46 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'll wait an extra hour before I put my call out to the air ambulance tonight, only this time it'll be for a middle aged council worker getting swept out to sea at Caistor while pretending to bum his inflatable unicorn. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 21, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2023 4 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: a middle aged council worker Not fucking yet I'm not, by any definition of the term. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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